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My right hand palm up with the fingers curled in to show my multicolored press on nails with small cowboy decals
Picture of me taken by a friend’s hubby at the Omaha Pride parade, I’m in a cowboy hat, a pink and white gingham button up with cutoff sleeves and cropped below my chest, and short cutoff jean shorts. I’m riding an inflatable pony on a stick.
Screenshot of Parappa the Rapper PS4, Parappa is dancing on stage in front of his rap teachers. The UI shows “SCORE 108 on the left, a dialogue box reading “I gotta redeem!” in the middle, and to the right there’s a “U rappin’” meter set to GOOD ! Stolen from a Google image from a YouTube video from someone named LightningToast3
Scene from the She-Ra pilot movie, Bo and Prince Adam have a moment while riding a horse
Star Trek TOS episode title card. The original enterprise flies past a large blue planet. The title in yellow font reads “THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH”
Space Ghost holding a shampoo bottle, he has a foamy lather of soap on his dome. He is surrounded by boxes labeled “CHAMBRAIGNE - Carl & Sons”
Black and white photo of the Christian pop band DC Talk, probably taken in the mid to late 90s
Easter bunny White House pic from original post but zoomed into the area between his ears where you can see white hair strands combed over a patch of black fur (I think this is what’s going on)
Slightly blurry selfie, my eyes are peeking over two smol wiener dog heads (one wire haired one smooth black n tan) licking my nose
Art of Barry Burton from the resident evil 1 remake
A piece of paper similar to a fortune on a table reading “Affirmation 18: I deserve to have good and luck in my life.”
Screencap from the Good Will Hunting 2 from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Ben Affleck is in a huddle with Matt Damon saying “I don’t like the sound of them apples, Will”
Screencap of me typing out the previous reply with the several thumbs down with a notification from the bluesky app asking me “Are you writing in Korean?”
Cropped photo of the map screen on Ys IX, the name of the dungeon “Cloaca Maxima” is above a partial map
Meme of the little girl in a car seat side-eyeing the camera
Twin Peaks title screen with the words replaced with “DEADLY PREMONITION”
Three nearly identical screenshots from the show Difficult People in which the great Julie Klausner is talking to somebody offscreen. “What do you think John Landis’ worst contribution to society is: his alleged manslaughter or his son, Max?”
A bag of microwaveable cheeseburger soup. It’s orange and says “Soup - Proper Good” above an AI picture of a stacked cheeseburger
Meme of cishetwhite couple in bed Her: He's probably thinking of another woman. Me: Toot beep. Toot beep honk beep. Honk beep. Toot honk.
Cropped screencap of the top of my phone with a notification from the Apple podcast app “Some More News: Do You Get It Now, Ben?”
Selfie, me and Gus reclining with a blank look on our faces
Selfie of me with a perfect large blonde dog head laying across my neck and obscuring my mouth. I have a green beanie and glasses and you have a pretty clear view up my nostrils but there do not appear to be any boogies no matter how much one were to zoom in on the image.
Screencap from ign dot com, is says “What’s The Best Fallout Game Ever” and the only options are Fallout Brotherhood of Steel and Fallout Shelter To be clear it’s the universally reviled Brotherhood of Steel for sixth generation consoles not the more moderately received fallout tactics brotherhood of steel
Video of level transition in Metroid prime 4 on switch 1. It is the longest 40 seconds of your life consisting of Samus running down a hallway with the angle changing every few seconds.
Screencap from the Spaceballs Wikipedia entry reading “Tesla has used the film's starship speeds (Light Speed, Ridiculous Speed, Ludicrous Speed, Plaid Speed) as inspiration for naming their acceleration modes. In homage to Spaceballs a Tesla has Ludicrous Mode for acceleration beyond its Insane Mode, and Plaid Mode, overtop Ludicrous.”
Metal Gear Solid coded screen, colonel Campbell talking to solid snake. “I try to avoid yellow cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a yellow cab in 1992 by the Gottis and the Gambinos.”
Screenshot from the bards tale iv on ps5. First person view of a nightmarish glitched elf, he has no head or arms, above his chest armor are floating disembodied features - a pair of eyes above a set of teeth with pointed ears off to either side. Below is a text box “MERRY What do you want? Continue”
Picture of Curtis Sliwa from his Wikipedia page. He is wearing a dark suit with a red tie and a red beret flopped over to the side
The perpetrator’s pfp: A cis het couple posing in front of a Paul Bunyan statue
Cropped close up of the man from the ad above showcasing the enormous bags under his eyes
The cgi generated 7 dwarves from the new live action Disney Snow White
Cropped screenshot of a DM reading: “So many people told me they had problems w him, screenshots of him being belittling, talking down, telling someone even they aren't a real muppet page.”