Ben Hunter

@benhunter.bsky.social

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3x Emmy-winning, James Beard-nominated idiot https://benhunter.co

A western screech owl presenting sharp features.
A photo of a western screeching owl perched in an oak tree. This shot is from behind, but her head is turned to the left and we see her profile. She is presenting relatively soft features, with semi-squinted eyes.
A western screeching owl staring directly into the camera lens from its oak tree branch. It is presenting relatively soft features and wide open eyes.
A western screeching owl in an oak tree photographed from below. Her eyes are open, and she is watching something off in the distance.
A western screeching owl hiding in the hollow of an oak tree branch.you can only see a sliver of her through the crack in the wood. She is presenting sharp features.
Western screeching own perched in an oak tree. She’s sleepy today. No sharp features. Just closed eyes and oval in shape.
A photo of a western screeching owl staring down from an oak tree.
A black and white photo of a western screeching owl with squinty eyes and sharp features.
An iPhone image of a western screeching owl hiding behind a decorative rock. She’s staring directly at the camer, squinting her eyes and displaying sharp features.
An image of a western screeching own hiding behind a pot and decorative rock. We can see one eye looking at the camera, with beak barely in view, and even her talons are captured this time.
A telephoto image of a western screeching owl perched in an oak tree. Aware of my presence, she is squinting her eyes and is displaying sharp features directly to the camera.
A dyslexic jury finds a lit major guilty.
Photo of an Apple TV+ listing of the film Causeway, with a grammatically erroneous description.
Aaron eckhart’s IMDb showing the three most recent films, Classified, Chief of Station, and The Bricklayer.
A selection of a New Yorker interview with a Simpsons writer talking about getting a crappy first draft written, with the following text selected: “It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat.”
An screenshot of an iPhone notification reading: “public safety alert Blue alert: suspect is Benjamin song, wanted for involvement in the serious injury of a law enforcement officer. Song is a 32-year-old Asian male last seen in Alvarado Texas. Call the federal Bureau of investigation tip line with information. If seen call 911.“
A screenshot of Google maps with a shit emoji marking a location.
A frame from a They Can Talk comic with a man in a contemplative pose and a thought bubble above him that reads, “DISTURBING IMPLICATIONS.”
Sightengine.com screenshot showing 69% (nice) likely ai generated image
A whole ass page of NYT notifications. Just a full screen of fuckedupness
Screenshot from Instagram: “content hidden / you’ll see posts from threads less often.”
The “unamused face” emoji
Courage Bagels storefront
A cardboard arcade version of Among Us
Salvatore from The White Lotus season 2 giving a shrugging expression.
iOS Safari share sheet featuring “remove paywall” shortcut.
Fucking Kanye West with a swastika necklace and fucking racist fuck Nick Fuentes.
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10. Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the time is near. 11. Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy.”
A hidden camera view of Truman from The Truman Show holding his wife Meryl and removing a knife from her hand as she looks at the camera and shouts (to unseen people), “do something!”
Comic by Brad Jonas altered to clarify eyelines of subjects. With love.
Democratic lawmakers and Admiral Ackbar holding signs that read, “The Death Star is bad.”
Superclip of JD Vance saying he doesn’t like DJT
Dillon from Severance asking, “he dumb?”
Steve Bannon @ CPAC 2025 giving a bitchass Nazi salute because he’s a disgusting racist fuck.
A screenshot of a bill introduced by a Georgia congressman to “authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as ‘Red, White, and Blueland’.”
A job posting titled, “Mixed-Signal Behavioral Modeling Engineer.”
Rust from True Detective season 1 taking a hard drag from a cigarette and looking bug-eyed.
Two adjacent skeets from different accounts referencing rapunzel.
Apple Music Replay cycling through the months of 2024, where the same message, “you didn’t listen enough this month” is shown.
Video of a wind chime being rung by hand, followed by Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz playing on an iPhone. The wind chime is the same pitch as the first few notes of the song.
The power of Gerard Butler compels you.
A screenshot of the Pants store on the Shop app, where below a “you may also like” section lists cowboy boots.
Rear view of Mercedes SUV in ungodly Thursday night LA traffic with CA plate reading “HEYBVIS”
Screenshot of ticket confirmation for the movie interstellar
Polaroid (600) image of an arm reaching into frame with a Starbucks cup. In the background is a beach at sunset, and near-ish to the lip of the cup is large bird, seen in a reflection in the wet sand.
Spectra Polaroid image of a young man at sunset and mostly silhouetted, but we can see a small SLR camera in hand, as well as a tripod nearby.
Digital image of an FP-100c instant film image taken with a Mamiya RZ-67 Pro II. In frame is a group of five young men standing in front of an old, worn-down building.
Digital image of a hand holding a Fujifilm Instax (wide) instant film image. In frame are bundles of bananas hanging from chains somewhere in San Francisco’s Chinatown.
Digital image of a hand holding a Spectra Polaroid image. In frame is a young man sitting on a chair, holding a coffee mug, and laughing. Notably, most of his face is cut off by the top of the frame. But you can tell he’s laughing.
Digital image of a hand holding a Polaroid. In frame is the ocean as seen from a boat, implied only by its wake visible in the bottom right corner. A hazy white-blue horizon gives this image a washed-out feel.
Digital image of a hand holding a Polaroid Spectra image in front of a colorful piece of abstract art. The Polaroid is looking up at a Spanish Gothic Revival-style building. Notably, this image failed to fully develop, and the top corners of the frame show how the chemicals didn’t make it to the edge, giving a dripping effect. This resulted in an over abundance of chemicals on the left and right thirds of the image, and we see vertical discoloration in all but the center 30%.
Digital image of a hand holding a traditional Polaroid (600) image. We see clouds at sunset, with the roofs of some suburban homes peeking into the bottom corners.
Digital image of hand holding a Fuji Instax (wide) instant film image. We see Clay St between Grant & Kearny. Various shops and no available parking on this downward-sloping street. In clear view, Dragon Seed Bridal.
Digital image of a hand holding a classic Polaroid (600) depicting a barren tree, implying wintery weather. Empty tree branches reach upward and spread in a fractal manner. Warm and faded, this was probably expired film.
Digital image of a hand holding a polaroid. In the polaroid we see a man sitting on a chair in the street with a mess of balloons he is selling. The man is dressed a bit like a jester? But with jeans. He’s looking quite done, and provides emotional contrast when juxtaposed with all the playful balloons.
Spectra Polaroid of a young woman sitting in a pile of fallen leaves. Most of the frame is leaves, and we her folded legs and loosely-clasped hands. Image looks like it was created with expired film, faded And warm in tone. Looks good IMO
Digital image of an FP-100c peel-apart instant film image taken with a Mamiya rz67 pro II. A young man stands in a back alley as a low hanging sun throws his shadow across the frame. A dumpster nicely graffiti’d and some garbage beyond. The left wall is covered in vines.
Digital image of a hand holding a Polaroid. In the Polaroid, a toddler is standing at the shoreline of a beach, supported by his mother standing above him, holding his arms. Palm trees in the background.
Digital image of a hand holding two Polaroids collages to reveal the wall of an office cubicle filled entirely with Polaroids. On the desk a badge lanyard and computer can be seen.