Benj

@benjrainwrite.bsky.social

1299 Followers 419 Following

Someone added “is a lil bitch” under Alex Jones
Blair Waldorf looking disgusted
Katya recreating the Nicole Kidman AMC ad
Lady Gaga aggressively snooping on her neighbor’s phone
Girl who is "going to be okay"
Family Guy character with a mustache, cutoff jorts, a pink tee, and a sign around his neck that says GAY GUY. He has one hand on his hip, and his other arm is raised above his head with the wrist limp
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in costume for a Feminist Bookstore Portlandia sketch
Video clip of a woman in a pool with another woman behind her, captioned: “I see this lady massaging her neck. Now I’m massaging my neck, no identity. & added an extra move like I came up with the idea. 💀💀💀💀💀
Photo of Charli XCX wearing a sheer top with her nipples visible, quote tweeted to say "why's the hair always so boring." Someone responds "mr homo here looking at her hair"
Graffiti on a building: TAX THE RICH, with THE RICH crossed out and NO ONE written next to it. “Alex Jones” is written nearby and also crossed out, but it’s unclear if this is related
Selfie of me shirtless with a shallow, 3 inch scratch on my right arm
Gayle King and Oprah saying "I've never heard any of my gay friends use this phrase" and "I've never heard this from any gay person"
Simpsons screenshot of a monkey's paw with a finger curling
A nude gentleman from the torso up whose positioning suggests he's on all fours. Another gentleman's hand is on his back. The unseen gentleman is asking, "So you like that?" to which he responds, "I'm deciding." There is a HOT HOUSE logo in the bottom right.
The gnarly bruise on my left calf
Family Guy character with a mustache, cutoff jorts, a pink tee, and a sign around his neck that says GAY GUY. He has one hand on his hip, and his other arm is raised above his head with the wrist limp
Meme of a dog smiling, photoshopped to carry a lollipop and wear a minions tee, propeller hat
An older woman looking pleasantly at a screen saying, "They seem to be very good friends."
Alec Baldwin and Chloe Grace Moretz in a cast Photo for 30 Rock
"Thanks to him, there are a lot of people who have just been running up to me over the last few weeks just shouting, 'My Mayor's Muslim!' I said, 'It's true. I am.'"
Tumblr post (I think?) by dykemd: everybody masc till the roach starts flying [unimpressed emoji]
Back of a vacuum with the cord coiled such that the clip on the back of the plug is situated just around the bend so it can’t attach
A bowl containing red beans, pomegranate seeds, radicchio, and raw white onion
His business career has included multiple failures, which include purchasing the failing Wiz electronics and entertainment chain, which ended up posting losses of $250 million before being liquidated, and the Clearview Cinemas chain which failed to generate any significant revenue.[7]
Photoshopped dog with a propeller hat and lollipop wearing a t shirt with minions on it
A ticker-tape parade photo I found here – streamers and confetti and American flags over a crowd: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/07/u-s-womens-soccer-team-world-cup-win-gets-new-york-city-ticker-tape-parade.html
Three kittens climbing up my crossed legs
Poster for "Backrooms," where Renate Reinsve's character is pressing against a wall wearing a slim little gold watch
Grocery store sale sign advertising “NATURE’S OWN PERFECTLY CRAFTED BUNS.” Only $3.99!
Bumper sticker of several automatic guns with the caption YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY, I HAVE MINE
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons dressed up as Bart
Jenna Ortega in a behind the scene photo from Scream, smiling and giving a thumbs despite a big stab wound
Web screen shot: "You May Also Like" "What is Processed Meat?" "Learn More about Colorectal Cancer"
Ad for paper plates with the tagline “strength never looked so good!”
CDC Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report email, subject line: “Guidance: Locally Acquired Malaria” Recommendations and reports CDC operational guidance for investigating locally acquired mosquito-transmitted malaria - United States, 2026
Basically the same mirror selfie, right arm raised and making a peace sign
Tumblr post from beetledrink with a profile pic of Laura Palmer: "not to be insensitive but some of the salem with trials were so funny bitches like "i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament [eyes emoji]"
S.O.S. by Kelela from the album Take Me Apart
Bagel shop sign advertising the cream cheese flavor of the week: strawberry cheese cake
Homer Simpson walking down the stairs in a wedding dress with flowers, a veil and a garter looking so happy
Meme of an elephant with “Address me” overlaid in papyrus font
Alanna Ubach as the mom from Ted
Movie poster for "I CARE A LOT." Rosamund Pike with a severe bob in monochrome red
Mel Gibson chatting with Jim Cazievel in costume as a very bloodied Jesus on the set of The Passion of the Christ. Fuck them both, to be clear
Infomercial actor hammering a wall and acting shocked she made a hole
Screenshot of an old Vanity Fair tweet: "Anne Hathaway maintains an alcohol-free lifestyle now, after realizing drinking 'wasn't for me.' 'It just felt so extreme to have to say, "But none?" But none.' " Accompanied by a photo of AH serving
Grindr Profile name DO NOT SAY HI About me section: DO NOT SAY HI DO NOT SAY HELLO DO NOT SAY HOW ARE YOU I WILL BLOCK YOU AS SPAM. THANK YOU!
Alamy stock photo of "She remembered who she was and the game changed." in script over a pink watercolor blob
Tweet from Sarah J, @Trisarahjtops: "Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made."
Old Justin Bieber tweet: "i love arm"
Bean Bunny the Muppet in a vaguely Dickensian costume for “A Muppets Christmas Carol”
Julianne Moore in the middle of saying "so how's THAT gonna work"
Mobile game ad of a woman, Nicole, doing yoga with the instructor holding her hips. Nicole is thinking "Oh god! I gotta fart..." and the player's options are "Hold it in!" or "Maybe she'll like it..."
Living: Yes Legally blind or disabled: No Marital status: ! Needs Review
The hilarious Ross Mathews walking with McDonald’s in a sponsored post
Kitten in a photoshopped banana costume saying "i am not prepared but i will do it"
Caleb Moore, a redheaded white man with a beard in a cherry red sweater holding a guitar. His facial features are somewhat similar to Julianne Moore’s
Text message summary: “finished something; spent Friday in bed; asks how someone is”