Benju

@benju.bsky.social

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bluedog protected by green rabbit. Kinda looks like fireworks are being shot at them
Screen shot of the game Meccha Chameleon where I pretended to be a rabbit character's tail.
5 doodles of a the same blue pomeranian in various styles.
It's my fingers but painted.
Two characters are strung up by their wrists while a masked creature threatens with a scalpel. A creature in a mask says, "I'm going to remove every organ from your body. Alphabetically. Starting with your appendix. Weird! A hamster friend says, "Oh! That could be good..." because maybe he could remove an inflamed appendix. That's pretty dumb, but it's possible. A blue dog mutters, "I could spare a few of those?" thoughtlessly. He doesn't know what's going on. The masked creature is like "AND THEN YOUR... BRAIN!" The blue dog mutters, "That's about the end of it then, huh?" thoughtfully, because that would be the end of it. The hamster corrects the villain by saying, "Actually, 'balls' comes before 'brain,' which is true in a lot of different ways. The dog doesn't like the thought of that and says, "DIZZY, NO!" Indicating that the hamster's name is Dizzy and he would rather have his brain removed than his balls. Alright, blind person. You owe me one for making me type this out. I'm just kidding, we're good!
Video of a dog being dealt with by an ass hydraulic press style.
A woman approaches a fox and takes its soul. She screams and then is told to wake up.
Brush is a dog man who is drinking on the beach while contemplating his alcoholism. He says that he used to find his best friend at the bottom of a glass like an Elton John song, but he's learned that his real best friend can't float at all. He says this because Dizzy is swimming poorly behind him. Stuck on a island with twelve pretty boys PART 2 By: BRUSHH benju's Pov: "Benju was pretty good at inventing boats because he soon made his way to an island crashing into the dirt of a grand beatch. He was happy, but he couldn't find a single damn pretty boy. After a moment of moving logs into the form of a protective building. He noticed a soaked and pantied big assed rabbit boy walking up from the beach. Lotee didn't seem epsecially impressed with anything he could see. it was very attractive. Benju pointed at them and said "Heyyy lotee! It is me!" Benju introduced himself all cool. Lotee didn't seem epsecially impressed with anything he could see. it was very attractive. Looking around for things to offer benju found crabs, sea anemeownies and coconuts and assembled them in a huge pile for lote to appreciate and tell him he did a good job. Dizzy POV: Dizzy popped out of the pile of claws and coconut husks after digging for miles under the ocean. I am pretty sure they do that . He seemed upset that he was covered in crabs and other things "HEY I don't work here!" said dizzy like he always does as they shook off all the beatch trash. "Wow you're pretty good with holes! And so am I" I said sweetly but also with a powerful sensual aura. SHIT WRONG POV I dizzy heard benju say "Wow you're pretty good with holes! And so am I" and I was stunned by his sweet sensual glow. I am a fan of lote and was bringing lote a love letter. It seems like there is drama happening here. both benju and I seem to be horny for lote but I have an advantage because I have a letter... (I smuggly put my hands on my hips and toss my hair seductively like dizzy always does)
So there is a rabbit guy named Lotte doing a sit on a dog named Brush. Lotte says, "hush puppy..." to a waiter at the fried catfish restaurant off screen. A single hush puppy is what he wants for his side. After all, he is watching his weight because his ass is huge. Brush want to keep his ass huge so he's going to sneak lots of extra food on Lotte's plate. They have a relationship based on codependency and junk food.
It's me holding a book about looking at people's assholes to read their future. Nice! Possible fortunes include: "In your past I see many regrets, apparently Taco Bell is one of them." "Your butthole is secretly true to someone else who is very close to you" "I sense some anxiety. Please unclench my nose."
Dizzy the hamster is getting all up in the dog named Brush's business. Dizzy is upset that Brush didn't get them anything for Valentine's Day. Brush is Dizzy's boss, so HR would be all kinds of pissed if they knew Brush was showing favoritism by doting on Dizzy with loving gifts. Also, this is a good universe where HR doesn't exist. Just kidding, I love HR; they've always been sweet to me. Dizzy says "wrong!" Brush says "SORRY..!" Their text is styled differently to differentiate the two different characters. Dizzy's text is all lowercase to show that they are short. Brush's text is all uppercase to show that they are loud and stupid and gay and cool and the best.
It's a dog person getting gently caressed by a rabbit boy and a hamster boy. The dog is saying, "You know what? It's okay. It's Christmas!" almost like he is fighting game pro. Christmas doesn't exist when/where they live. The dog is rambling and doesn't know what they are saying because they have brain problems. His horny friends ignore pretty much everything the dog says because they are kind and tolerant. I am preparing to be a twit.