Benjamin Titus

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Page 40 and 41 of Scientific American June 2026 “Quantum AI” and “A Quantum AI Reservoir” are two headers that are prominently displayed
Mtg card: The Necrobloom
I’ll be damned if it ain’t a black squirrel with a blonde tail fixin to cross the street.
Mtg Arena screenshot: Anzrag, the Quakemole with 72,701,252 +1/+1 counters and doublestrike
Mtg Arena board state: Turn 3, Halana and Alena Partners + Ouroboroid have buffed 2 Badgermole Cubs, a Llanowar Elves and an earth bended Forrest. Opponent is at 4 life
Man wearing a shirt with the image of OJ Simpson trying on the gloves at trial.
Kash Patel at an FBI podium. The caption reads “ rest in peace brother. I’ll see you in Valhalla, if they let me in, I am wearing a ladies jacket
Luke Kornet incensed that he’s not allowed to club Anthony Davis in the head with his whole arm.
Some boiling water with some meat (fish?) balls and some white root vegetable. Yellow noodles boil beside.
A shot of an old local Cleveland favorite: Big Chuck & Lil John. A big guy sitting next to a short guy. The big guy is in jeans and a Cleveland Indians jacket, and the lil guy is also in jeans but is wearing an extravagant grey black and white sweater.a picture of a gorilla holding the shows banner and a spaceman are behind them.
Eternal inflation represented by a meme. The picture is of Sisyphus who is labeled as quantum mechanics pushing a rock labeled Inflaton field up a slope. There is an arrow pointing towards the bottom and Hot Big Bang labeled above the arrow.
Sc me from the recent Jurassic World of some six armed mutant goblin dinosaur
A poster from the show X-Files that shows a UFO and the phrase “I want to believe”.
Made up Magic the gathering card. Asymmetric Devotion. BBBB, instant. You may pay for life and sacrifice a black permanent rather than pay this spells Man cost. As an additional cost to cast the spell, reveal your hand. Exile target spell.
A floofy raccoon puppy looking back at me from behind a red wooden fence
Oracle of the Alpha. Mtg card. 2U for a 2/3 flyer that “conjures” the power 9 into your library
A very boop-able snout on golden retriever
Some dumbass blue card that’s boring af to play against. It’s called cryoshatter. 1 mana blue removal spell
Beauty and the Beast gif. The Beast screaming “then go ahead and starve”
Mtg card: March of Swirling Mist XU As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of blue cards from your hand. This spell costs 2 less to cast for each card exiled this way. Up to X target creatures phase out
Mtg card: Japanese Junji the Midnight Sky
Tik-Tok from Wizard of Oz two tipping his cap to Dorothy
Mtg card: Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia Legendary Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Artificer 9/9 Whenever Mishra attacks choose 3 - Target opponent discard two cards Mishra deals three damage any target Destroy target artifact planes, Walker Creatures you can control gain medicine trap to end up turn Creatures you don’t control get minus one minus one until unturned Create two tapped power stone tokens
Winning board state on mtg arena. Aphemia the Cacophony is highlighted. The losing player has 9 creatures and the winning player has only two.
Sphinx’s Turelage 2U Enchantment Whenever you draw a card, target opponent, puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If they’re both non-land cards that share color, repeat this process. 5U: draw a card, then discard a card
Mtg card: Jumbo Cactuar 5GG Whenever this creature attacks it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn 1/7
A large raptor about to take flight off the roof of a house. Wings are pointed to the sky and back legs are extended having just shoved off into flight. The bird is brown on its tip and white under its wings and on its legs. I’d love it if someone ID’d it for me
Temporal Spring 1GU Socery Put target permanent on top of its owners library.
Ancient Bronze Dragon 5GG Flying Whenever ancient bronze dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a D20. When you do, put X +1+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures where X the result. 7/7
A game of mtg commander. Luminous Broodmoth and an equipped Chetterfang tapped. 12 tsquirrel and soldier tokens each. Ojer Taq, Primal Vigor and the Ozolith
Flyer advertising Schumer’s upcoming book tour starting Thursday March 20. Antisemitism in America - Live at the Weitzman
A nerite snail crawling along algae covered white aquarium gravel. A red rock behind it and a forest of hornwart in front. A dark colored shrimp neocaridina is walking by.
Aquarium pic. A planted grassy aquarium with a small tiger plecco on the glass vertically and a beautiful diamond tetra observing nearby.
Blue tiny shrimp (neocaridina) climbing a hornwort branch with red rocks in the background
Elmyra Duff from Tiny Toons Adventure. A girl with a blue shirt and white skirt with red hair and a bow that has a skull on it
An Iquitos Tiger Plecco on a black wall with red rocks and green vegetation on his left. On the right is an aquarium cylinder heater and th black plastic side of the filtration. A green neocaridina is featured prominently in the center of the photo. He appears to be gawking at the plecco in the same manner as the photographer.
Cover of the book. motivational interviewing preparing people for change
A small Iquitos tiger plecco sucking on the glass of the aquarium. He’s got a brownish black head and yellow tiger stripes on his fins and tail. Green vegetation rises up on the left with white rocks at the bottom
Mtg card: Mesa Enchantress. 1WW 0/2 whenever you play an enchantment spell you may draw a card.
Mtg card: Femeref Enchantress GU for a 1/2 that reads whenever an enchantment is put into any graveyard from play draw a card.
George Costanza was that wrong gif
Mtg card: High-society Hunter. 3 colorless plus two black mana for a 5/3 flyer that reads: whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do put a plus one plus one counter on this creature. Whenever another non-token creature dies draw card.
A stick of deodorant selling for $12.79
Green Mtg cards 2x Force of Vigor (one in a nice retro border foil treatment). Force of vigor reads: if it’s not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than Pay this spells man cost. Destroy up to two target artifacts and or enchantments.
Screen shot of a chess board. The black knight just captures a pawn on A3. The black queen is on A5. The white king is castled queenside, so checkmate implications are possible.
Mtg card orcish lumberjack. An orc on a walking rotary saw chopping down a Forrest
An mtg board state in Commander. Grakmaw Skyclave Ravager, doubling season, the Ozolith, Greater Good, dreadhorde invasion and some tokens.
Mtg card: Grakmaw Skyclave Ravager
A yellow neocaridina shrimp on a black filter pad with some vegetation (hornwart I believe) in the frame.
Mtg card: You are already dead. 1 black mana destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.
Two Magic the Gathering cards: Nightmare shepherd, and Grakmaw, Skyclave Ravager. Grakmaw is a hydra and the shepherd is a demon. Since it’s Commander when you exile Grakmaw from your graveyard, after he dies, he goes right back to your command zone like normal, then you get a 1/1 copy of him which is actually better stats than the original! 😃