Benoît PROVOT

@benoitprovot.bsky.social

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Former QA Localization specialist, I got my name in some video games credits. Now Master of Scrum. Tours -> Liverpool -> Amsterdam -> Paris -> Warsaw -> Le Mans -> ??? Xennial 🔞 https://bio.site/benoitprovot

I played the new merriam webster word game, and scored a PERFECT
Tyrion of House Lannister, summarizing Tywin's policy for everything "Heads. Spikes. Walls."
poster for a UK tv show "we own this city", 5 people, Sean Bean 3 from the left
"Ah, mais c’est pas possible, ça ! J’ai pas envie, de participer ! À rien ! C’est pas mon genre, de participer ! Jamais je participerai ! À part à vos obsèques, bande de cons !" Roi Loth d'Orcanie - Kaamelott In english "Oh, for crying out loud! I don’t want to participate! In anything! Participating isn’t my style! I’ll never participate! Except at your funerals, you cunts!" King Loth of Orcanie from tv serie Kaamelott
Graph d une anomalie qui apparait les Mardis mais pas les autres jours...
1 adult in a suit and tie telling kids in a cave around a campfire "Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders" meme
pirate coulant son bateau en disant "sabordons-nous. le résultat sera le même et ça nous évitera quelques baffes"
Last 4 movies I watched: Mortal Kombat 2, They will kill you (best of the 4 imo), Kaamelott, Ready or not 2
comic panel with the joker complaining that people laugh about his Boner
3 comic books starring The Joker: 3 jokers, Joker, The killing joke
Post from LFC account, in memory of Hillsborough 97 victims YNWA
Poster for movie Crouching tiger, hidden dragon 2000
Affiche du film Harley Quinn
table of medals for Biathlon, Milan 2026, France 5 gold 3 silver 2 bronze, then Norway 2gold and Sweden 1gold
From Asterix in French the character says the quote "Delenda Carthago as said by Cato the Great"
My 2025 in movies: 115 watched, georges lucas most watched director, lawrence fishburn most watched actor
Gizmo the gremlin wearing a little santa hat
Nandor saying "fucking guy"
Nandor the relentless (coz he never relents) "this fucking guy"
General De Gaulle visiting a nuclear facility dressed as a Fallout priest. France Fuck Yeah
Game alex kidd from the 80s
The last 4 movies I watched, best review is 3 stars and I m generous with "I know what you did last summer" 2025 sequel
Poster for romancing the stone
Poster for movie Prey
Creepy puppets from Belgo-French tv show "Telechat " freaked me out as a kid
Side by side posters for the movies Ghost Dog and Le SamouraĂŻ, with main characters on blue background
titre putaclic d'article de PQR sur le "narcotrafic qui n'Ă©pargne aucun territoire"
Boss in suit shakes hand of a young and clueless Michael Scott
Text from a cybersecurity report, with jokes about AI, metaverse etc
Poster for the movie Hold-up with main actor jean paul belmondo
Black and White poster for tv show "King and conqueror" with characters Harold Godwinson and William the Conquérir
Montenegro, mountains in the back and the blue adriatic sea
View of the adriatic sea with a sign I love Herceg Novi
a pair of Adidas Samba trainers, white with red stripes , the Liverpool bird on the tongue, and YNWA written on the side, on a leather seat
Poster for the movie Brotherhood of the wolf, 2 masked men
Vampire telling you to fuck off
A vampire saying "Off you fuck"
poster for british tv show "Line of Duty", on the right Kelly MacDonald, and 3 officers on the background
Letterbow entry for sunday march 16th 3 movies: The killer 2024 rated 3, Kraven rated 2.5, The Electric State 2.5 probably too much
screenshot du film Fast and Furious, le contenu d'un camion, des cartons Panasonic de lecteurs DVD et une TV avec magnétoscope VHS intégré
Carte qui indique mon origine en fonction de mon vocabulaire. Vous venez probablement de Chartres, Châteaudun, Vendôme. Cette localisation a été obtenue en comparant chacune de vos réponses avec les résultats d'enquêtes menées entre 2015 et 2023. Les questions ont été sélectionnées à partir des enquêtes «Français de nos Régions», dirigées par Mathieu Avanzi, professeur à l'Université de Neuchâtel, et André Thibault, professeur à l'Université Paris-Sorbonne.
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive through everything. I don't know. The only thing I do know... is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind - especially when we don't know what's going on.
screen from cartoon Archer, with caption "Ow! What's wrong with you ? Weel, for one thing Tinnitus..."
My LetterBox review for Mortal Kombat 2021 : 4 stars "Flawless victory (almost)"... I'm so basic lol
Last 4 movies I watched: animated Watchmen part 1 and 2, "The Nice Guys", and "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
cover of the book The Beach by Alex Garland
map of French Louisiana in dark blue, and other territories over Canada in lighter blue
poster for a 80s French-Japanese anime, the story of the Odyssey set in space in the 31st century, with a red robot Nono
black t-shirt with text Team Sackboy and a Sackboy Werewolf
screen from first bonus stage in Sonic 2-Knuckles on Megadrive
I played 428 hours on the PS5 in 2024
My top podcasts house of r, history westeros, girls gone canon
My most listened artists: nichomas brittel, Radiohead, the smile, UNKLE, Hans Zimmer
Le célèbre « RROGNNTUDJUU! » de Prunelle, collègue et « victime » de Gaston Lagaffe
Sackboy figurine with santas hat in front of a tiny christmas tree