Colton Burpo's Darkplace

@benpathat.bsky.social

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Enjoyer of ⚙️🚶🏽 🗺️ 🚇 🚍 🚲📽️ 📺 🎮. Sometimes I go by SenorRoboto. He/him.

A shot of the universal globe at universal studios Florida
An aerial photo of the Reagan library highlighted in a red box with the neighbor’s huge backyard motocross track right next door highlighted in a black box
dark souls death meme of spencer pratt being inteviewed by NBC4 and CBS LA that says "Juiceless"
Bluesky admin who can’t keep their phone dry blocked me
a webcam on Mt Wilson looks at some observatory telescope domes with snow and a rainbow visible in front of the mountain ridge that rises in the southeast.
The airstrip and facilities of the Wonderful Co as seen from the air
A photo of a stucco western themed restaurant called the Ranch Side Cafe, advertising American, Mexican, and Ethiopian food.
Prince Philip looking like the crypt keeper sitting in a passenger car seat all buckled up
the infamous photo of young Gavin Newsom and his ex-wife who is now Don Jr's partner, with the caption: Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then-husband, Gavin Newsom, sprawl on Ann Getty's rug in San Francisco in 2004 for a photo with a story in Harper's Bazaar
Google maps imagery of the Ciudad Juarez airport showing it has a Johnny Rockets.
Google maps imagery of the Fort Bliss railyard, used to move military equipment but also could be used for large scale movement of detainees
A Cessna 350 flight path registered to GV AIR Inc trail number N3465G
Flight path of a US military C17 from Portsmouth, NH towards Southern California
A large-framed Soma Double Cross CX bike leans against a large boulder under an oak tree. It is overlooking a valley city with cloudy skies and the Verdugos and San Gabriel mountains loom in the background
a 1988 Fuji bike ad showing a paint color as "Erectric Blue"
A FB marketplace listing for "Beautiful Midnight Snack Picture" for $100, and a photo of a painting of a Black couple in bed snugglin' and feeding each other charcuterie
A grainy VHS still showing Günter Gleißner, Forest director of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, in traditional green Alpine garb pointing as he is interviewed by a man in a bright blue bucket hat and matching tracksuit
drake meme. he says no to the dark web and says yes to "shadow fax"
a black and white photo of Prince Philip playing bicycle polo as a young man, a newer color photo of Princes Harry and William also playing bike polo
A poster attached to a chain link fence, with a graphic of a golf course and various people superimposed. It reads "make the golf course a public sex forest!" In all caps
the minimalist concert poster for Sting's 3.0 tour, with a list of cities and the band superimposed on rooftop with a city skyline view
a dark blue convertible smart car with the top down on a pavingstone driveway next to a brick house. it has a rear hitch-mounted bike rack with a 90s mountain bike, also in dark blue. The yellow license plates on the car and the rack read "PAULCHEN"
A Hawaiian Air Airbus A330 flight path into LAX, showing a too-eager base turn over Adams leading to misalignment for final and an abort with a right turn and climb over Koreatown
A lush romance paperback titled Pirate's Princess by Constance O'Banyon. A woman in a yellow dress and shirtless muscled man caress on the beach. Tagline reads "she had to choose between ruling her people or following her heart!"
A billboard over a busy LA Street titled "City of LA Budget Priorities" and showing over $3B spent on police compared to well under $1B for housing and youth development
a boxy but futuristic looking green Rivian R3X crossover hatchback from the rear passenger side, on a grassy mountain meadow
a yellow lada niva rc car with white spoked rims and off road tires on a beach. its front is dusted with sand and the long cast of shadows suggests late afternoon
youtube preview for the full album of Bicycle by Patricia Taxxon. The yellow-toned album art is of a fox fursona riding a bicycle
A creased illustrated poster for the Italian film I Nuovi Barbari (The New Barbarians) with mustachioed B-movie star Fred Williamson dressed halfway between an LAPD officer and Thanos. He's got an elven headband on and oversized golden codpiece and gauntlets, in which he is drawing a scoped-out crossbow. On your right, his left, is Anna Kanakis in a skimpy leather bikini suit, thigh-high purple boots, and a flowy green robe, also headbanded, and a sci-fi pistol. They stand brandishing in front of a silvery futuristic city and a metallic ship of the same material.