Ben Ramsdale

@benramsdale.bsky.social

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Often Angry. Regularly Bemused. Queer. Trade Unionist. Adopted scouser. Labour. Views potentially my own; definitely no one else's. He/Him.

Star Trek Voyager title card with episode title “Complex Moral Problem Meets Kathryn Fucking Janeway”
Home Simpson speaking to Marge: “But when I do it, it’s cute.”
Poster for 1990 film The Witches
Gif of Otto from The Simpsons outside a shop called Stoner’s Pot Palace angrily declaring, “Man that is flagrant false advertising!”
A knitted nativity scene with a sports watch and a charging case.
Reed diffusers names “Break of Dawn”, “Light of Day” and “Glow of Dusk”
Screenshot of steam purchase history, in chronological order: The Stanley Parable; Rust Alpha; Democracy 3 Collector’s Edition; The Sims 3; Stray.
Screenshot from YouTube app of individual subscription rate at £16.99 per month
Still of John Mulaney with text: And we were like, “We know but, hey.”
Yo dawg 2007 meme, text reads: yo dawg, heard you like ads so we put an ad in front of your ad
Fridge weekly calendar, on the Saturday rectangle the word “BEWARE!” is written in large capitals.
Picture of Homer and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons episode the trouble with trillions. Text reads: Mr Burns I think we can trust Anne Widdecombe!
News headline screenshot with picture of President Zelensky - headline reads: Zelensky to meet Vance as Trump pushes for Ukraine peace talks at security summit
An ungodly amount of roast chicken, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, roasted root vegetables and peas slathered in gravy on a plate of food that can only be described as a level of hubris enough to tempt the wrath of the old gods and the new.
Wilkinson’s sword razor - named “The Edger”
News headline reads: musk says Farage doesn’t have what it takes to be reform UK leader. Underneath is a picture of Elon Musk and Nigel Farage. The first paragraph reads: Elon Musk has called for Nigel Farage to be replaced as leader of reform UK, just weeks after it was claimed the multi billionaire was in talks to donate a large sum to the party.
River song flying the Tardis
A picture of boo boo the fool saying, “I’m boo boo the fool”
A board of cheese and bicuits, a glass, and a bottle of port
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson from the Discworld Watch Series by Sir Terry Pratchett; illustration by Paul Kidby
Lucy from Peanuts holding an American football and speaking to Charlie Brown
A photo of the late queen and prince Phillip, King Charles and Queen Camilla, and William and Harry. At the bottom the text from a Tesco packet which reads, “6 luxury crackers”
The tenth doctor from doctor who falling from a spaceship holding a gun and grimacing with the intensity of a thousand eyes of harmony burning or the hatred in the heart of Omega.
Screenshots from The Simpsons of Comic Book Guy and Bart. Text reads - CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me. Bart: what? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free what could they possibly owe you? If anything you owe them. CBG: Worst decision ever.