Ben🇯🇲in

@benris84.bsky.social

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(He/Him) Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children Probable AuDHD 41 and clueless

"Pathetic." - Principal Skinner
Still 30 next week
Betty White, flipping the bird
Liv Morgan's unreasonably good mugshot after being arrested for attending the dank carnival
Some people, including some healthcare providers, believe that without long-term support, breast sagging is inevitable. But Dr. Blake says there’s no evidence to show an association between the two. “Wearing a bra doesn’t prevent your breasts from sagging, and foregoing one doesn’t cause your breasts to sag,” she reports. Breast ptosis (the medical name for breast sagging) happens over time, as your skin naturally loses some of its elasticity. Factors known to play a role include: Age Breastfeeding Genetics Gravity Pregnancy Weight changes Wearing a bra isn’t on that list. So, if you’ve been keeping your bra on for fear of a floppy future, feel free to finally say sayonara.
BBC local news headline "Men banned from running football club by the FA"
Baby owls, being ominous
A man banging his desk
I'm in Manchester, apparently Which I am not
Simpsons scene where Kirk is fired from his cracked factory job as they don't know if single people eat crackers, reworded to say "Maybe I can fly a plane; I don't know. Frankly I don't want to know"
Otto from the Simpsons, introducing himself to group with "My name is Otto. I love to get Blotto"
Bret Hart
GHOST GROPES DORIS
Cody Rhodes
Screenshot of the app not working
Mr Blobby
Popplio is a pinniped Pokémon that is primarily blue. It has large eyes, a long, white snout with black whiskers, and a round, pink nose.
"Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don't know what to tell you" - Big Damo
The Beatles, moments before devouring Ed Sullivan
BUZZIE, DIZZY, FLAPS & ZIGGY ~ The Jungle Book, 1989 (The 4 vultures)
Nuclear weapons and NATO ‐----------------------------- Most of the world’s countries do not possess weapons of mass destruction and are safer as a result. Elected Greens will: - Push for the UK to sign the UN Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons (TPNW) and following this to immediately begin the process of dismantling our nuclear weapons, cancelling the Trident programme and removing all foreign nuclear weapons from UK soil. - Work with international partners to enlarge membership of the TPNW and ensure that all states meet their commitments under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. The Green Party recognises that NATO has an important role in ensuring the ability of its member states to respond to threats to their security. We would work within NATO to achieve: -A greater focus on global peacebuilding. -A commitment to a ‘No First Use’ of nuclear weapons.
A woman, showing a tray full of batter to the camera
My kitten, climbing Jeff Jarrett's jacket
My kitten, climbing curtains that were apparently made by Jeff Jarrett's tailor
Brolene Eye drops
Lyle Lanley Monorail guy from the Simpsons
Image description Two guys talking to a little guy meme. Big guys: What's wrong with you? Little Guy: Nothing is wrong with me. I'm Autistic. Big Guys pictures a person made of puzzle pieces with a missing piece. Little Guy: Pictures cat on unicorn meme.
Sky Sports News thumbnail Do Arsenal fans care about how they play if they win the Premier League?
Pikachu in a mimikyu costume
Thomas the tank engine, as a Panzer tank
Fulham 2 - 0 Tottenham H. Wilson 7' A. Iwobi 34'
Tweet My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
'Give yourself permission to feel all of your emotions, not only the "positive" ones.'
Whereas the Duke, Duchess and I had no idea that the Germans were or would be committing mass murder on the Jews, we were none of us averse to Hitler politically. We felt that the Nazi regime was a more appropriate government than the Weimar Republic, which had been extremely socialist.
My spot on the bluesky map - on the fringe of the Pro Wrestling Fans, bordering the Swedish Malm FF Supporters and the Thomas The Tank Engine Fan Community
Tom Lin @tom_lin__ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing not great going back to my cage and now i’m in my cage
PRIME MINISTER DOOM
Paddington bear, the psychopomp, guiding a couple people to the afterlife and shit
Stock picture of my high street - pedestrianised, with shops and banks