Ben Rosen

@benrosen.bsky.social

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tom cruise with Elmo and Cookie Monster
Homer's imdb profile
Free Willy poster
rodney dangerfield
a crane that says THE CRANE GUYS
a big trojan horse promoting the odyssey at the beach
Google keep logo
panel 1: Homer says "Hmm...I don't agree with his minority-hating policy panel 2: "But I do approve of his Don Jr-hating policy"
Headline: This Is Not a Man in Control of Himself
After a nice, long run at Funny Or Die I am now available for work! - Staff Writer In Your Comedy Room - Social Media - Branded Content - Copywriting - Bodyguard for your kid like in Drillbit Taylor (2008) Email me at benrosen88@gmail.com
the location of the 2030 Olympics reading “French Alps, Nice”
jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses
Samuel L Jackson saying “Yes he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell”
Kevin O’Leary on Shark Tank
Black Flag logo
Tim Robinson surprised
editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character? charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports editor: schultz: also he is bald
tim kaine
Rodney Dangerfield
Bernie Sanders
Rodney Dangerfield
rodney dangerfield
Hans Moleman saying I was saying earnhart files
Trader Joe’s fearless flyer
John Madden bursting through the background
Andrew Cuomo pointing
Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @zohrankmamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
George Harrison on the Simpsons saying “it’s been done”
IG screenshot with copy: John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time! ✨
James Downey on the Conan podcast
Email from Amazon Health Subj: Prime members, healthcare just got easier
Rodney Dangerfield
bar cheering at giant screen showing Chuck Schumer tweet reading: NEWS: I just got the name struck off this bill with a move on the floor of the Senate. It is no longer named "One Big Beautiful Bill."
Trending music artists on Google: 1 (with laurels): Diddy 2: Lorde 3: Lewis Capaldi
Rodney Dangerfield
Chuck Schumer tweeting: Siri, play "Bad Blood"
Taylor Doose
norman rockwell's freedom of speech
No one knows why it happened, but sixteen bugs and insects just showed up for a bracketed contest. The rules are simple. If you lose, you are out of the tournament. Who will win?
NYT HEADLINE: New Orders Will Escalate Immigration Crackdown, White House Says
guy fading away meme
@ben_rosen tweet from 3/22/22: maybe jk rowling would have more empathy if she read a book about an unhappy boy who discovered who he really was and began to thrive once he entered a world where he could be himself
Photoshopped Trump tweet: BE COOL! The kids are safe unless the raptors learn how to open doors
HEADLINE: Warner Bros. To Raze Looney Tunes Building On Lot
chair with kelsey grammer's name on it from the avengers casting announcement
chair with kelsey grammer's name on it from the avengers casting announcement
chair with kelsey grammer's name on it during the avengers cast announcement
Rodney Dangerfield
Milhouse thinking “when she sees you’ll do anything she says, she’s bound to respect you”
Rodney Dangerfield
Chuck Schumer looking like he’s stuck in a chair
the butterball cenobite from hellraiser
protest sign at the state of the union that reads: the simpsons commentaries from the dvds should be on disney plus
Sean Baker: Now that I won an Oscar, I hope they let me make a Green Lantern movie.
tweet screenshot: yeah I love SNL S tevie N icks singing L andslide
Top of the NYT website and every story is about elon musk
Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl
Rodney Dangerfield in the red room from Twin Peaks
The Count from Sesame Street
Headline: 'Have Mercy': Bishop Makes Direct Appeal to Trump From the Pulpit