BensDecoy

@bensdecoy.bsky.social

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Some day my goofs will be worthy of a dollar a month, I just know it.

A promotional still for a Harry Potter themed drone show with a couple of in the foreground gazing up as a render of Dpbby in points of light against the night sky.
The cover of a small cookbook bearing a gentleman’s next to two massive 1980s microwaves and a couple of dishes he’s prepared. He bares an apron emblazoned with “I’ve got more time for lovin since I got my microwave oven”
A close-up of a Mechdiy dual throttle control for flight simulators. In addition to the throttle levers there are also delightful shiny metal toggles and various wheels and knobs for other control settings.
An alteration of the Square Enix logo to say "Square Uni"
A mostly full plastic grocery store container of leafy green vegetables on the ground. The plastic film cover has been partially peeled back and the price has been severely discounted. I actually just threw the box away in the trash.
A picture of Washington state mountains stretching off into the distance with a wide forested valley between them.
A pair of those little coded key boxes people have for holding spare keys. The package on the left has a picture of a young boy smiling as he taps the code on the box while the package on the right shows a middle aged woman doing the same. There are no such packages for daughters or adult men.
A screencap of the Birdbot of Icecatraz episode of Futurama. Regarding penguins a human cop has just finished asking, “Are they white with black feathers, or black with white feathers?” A robot cop puts his hand on the other’s shoulder and replies, “It don’t matter baby. They’re all beautiful.”
The famous One Piece comic panel where Buggy the clown asks if they remember him for one of his deeds with a special buggy ball followed by a look of utter disappointment when he’s told “no.”
A close up of a branch of a small domestic lime tree which is covered in at least 9 flower pods that are about to open up.
The Gameboy start up sequence with GameBoy replaced with GameGirl and Nintendo replaced with Ninfemmedo.
A screenshot of a Simpsons episode where an old 1960s looking robot is on fire having run out of a burning science lab. In a flat affect the robot wonders, “Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?”
A BlueSky post with the name cropped so that is just displays the following text: ME: Do you have blueberry muffins? THEM: We have blueberry scones. ME: Thank you. Can you list all of the things that are nothing like what I asked about?
A screenshot of the Fry and the Slurm Factory episode showing the Professor looking off camera and saying “Tell them I hate them”
A grid of video games in the "About Me" meme going around. They are as follows: Favorite Game, Death Howl Best Story: Avowed Fav Art Style: High on Life 2 Biggest Personal Impact: Jackbox Party Pack 7 Best Combat: Balatro Overhated: Starfield Underrated: Fallout 76 Overrated: Signalis Needs a Remake: System Shock 2 Overlooked: UFO 50 Fav Protagonist: Hades Fav Antagonist: SHODAN Best Soundtrack: Neon White Best Multiplayer: The Finals Not Usually My Thing, But: Blue Prince Turn My Brain Off: BallxPit Best With Friends: Elden Ring Nightreign Best Retro Game: Rogue Legacy Nostalgic Childhood Game: Soul Caliber 2 Game Everyone Should Play: Cryptmaster
A screenshot of the British Sci Fi comedy series Red Dwarf. We see main character Dave Lister looking in mild discomfort as his head fe the eyebrows up has doubled in size and grown extra lumpy given he has contracted a future version of the mumps. His small patch of hair is perched on the top of his giant head like moss clinging to a boulder.
A cut together image of the Kid Cuisine penguin mascot with the 19902 sort of radical teen hand drawn penguin next to the current 3D much more realistic penguin. The new penguin has the glassy eyes stare of these kinds of things have. The character looks more like a real penguin but is incongruous with now needing to wear a basketball tank top and a backwards ball cap.
A big old jug of Poland Spring brand bottled water on a plan white background.
The meme of the small kid wearing a red t-shirt and yellow pants holding a tiny pistol that’s divided into two panels, one where he looks upset and the second where he is breaking down presumably over whom he has to murder.
A pic using the Dune poster/title card generator that is popular right now with the word “Dunc!”
A screenshot of BlueSky showing Riki's post directly above one from GKids Films advertising that Kiki's Delivery Service will be in IMAX for the first time ever starting March 13th.
A Collins glass sitting on a kitchen counter next to a sink. The glass contains a gold metal straw, a lot of pebble ice, and liquid the color of ditch water; the exact middle between grey and brown.
A picture of the 10th generation Pokemon Fire-type starter, a happy little orange dog who looks to me like a scruffy Pomeranian and who happens to be named Pombon
A picture of a Polygon.com article with the title, “Valves Steam Machine delayed amid computer component pricing crisis.”
A pic of a large projection screen showing art for the Death Stranding Strands of Harmony World Tour with the bottom part of the image showing sheet music stands for the orchestra.
An altered image of the famous Star Trek The Next Generation screenshot where Captain Picard intoned “Shut up Wesley!” To now say “Shut up Bearsley!”
A closeup of an Uber Eats window decal where the Eats is a pale green color with a brighter green outline.
A screenshot of The Simpson showing the character Apu washing his awesome red Trans Am in the driveway in front of his garage. He is gesturing while singing along to a portable stereo with lyrics altered to, "The Chili Police they live inside of my head."
A screenshot of an old Simpsons episode where Homer is on the phone making fun of a rival baseball team. Marge scolds him by saying “Homer! Watch your mouth!” To which Homer responds, “Got to go. My damn wiener kids are listening.”
A screenshot of a Bluesky post draft by me which was too long to submit. The text is as follows: Two vast black boots of stone Stand in the tundra. Near them, on the snow, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose smile, And wrinkled lip, and grin of warm command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these yuletide things. And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Kris Kringle, Merriest of Merry: Look on my works, ye Jolly, and rejoice!"
A clip of the famous Key and Peele college football funny player name sketch featuring Key saying the name “Jammie Jammie-Jammie”
A picture of a Ryobi tools brand magnifying glass in a bluster pack. Instead of an elegant old fashioned look of wood and brass this is an angular plastic monstrosity in that electric mustard color slathered over every Ryobi product. It also takes batteries.
A label printed on the side of a large cardboard produce bin indicating it holds organic squash from the Bay Baby Produce company.
A signed picture of actor Al Leong in the film Die Hard from the scene where he is holding an MP5 behind a shop counter in prep for the SWAT team about to storm Nakatomi Plaza.
A screenshot of a BlueSky post with the name removed with the text, “*playing Super Metroid, a game of solitude that takes place in a dark and often eerily quiet alien underground* Needs a wisecracking sidekick”
A picture of the side of a fresh dog food refrigerator which indicates the dog food is “Great for topping or feeding”
Two cellophane wrapped packages of three golden Ferrero Roche chocolates next to each other on a grey background. The top package has its candies lined up in a row with a large logo banded around the center. The bottom package has the candies next to each other in a triangular shape with each candy having a tiny logo on its wrapper. Clearly these do not taste the same.
A picture of a character in Pokémon Legends ZA who is wearing a anime style French maid uniform. Her hands are drawn into the shape of claws and her face in a scowl as she challenges the player to a Pokémon battle.
A screenshot of Lauren's post immediately followed by a post by The Atlantic indicating that Yoshinobu Yamamoto is indeed the MVP, being the second Japanese-born winner of the award along with Hideki Matsui in 2009. To drive the point home the picture of Yamamoto is pointing and looking up towards the sky or in this case, Lauren's post.
A logo for Don-Jo Manufacturing Inc Security Accessories. The logo is black in on a yellow background featuring a large man who looks like a 1930s Mafia goon with large hunched shoulders, no apparent neck, bushy unibrow, overbite, stubbled face, hairy exposed chest and rolled up t-shirt sleeves. The man is brandishing a crowbar and has a wild-eyed stare.
A logo for Don-Jo Manufacturing Inc Door & Frame accessories. The logo is black in on a yellow background featuring a large man who looks like a 1930s Mafia goon with large hunched shoulders, no apparent neck, bushy unibrow, overbite, stubbled face, hairy exposed chest and rolled up t-shirt sleeves. The man is brandishing a crowbar and has a wild-eyed stare.
A screenshot of the in-app browser showing an error message of “A problem repeatedly occurred on ‘https//swanboy.com/“
A screenshot of someone's bluesky post where they are posting a screenshot of a post by Jay Graber where 6 years ago she said, "Maybe my brain is internet poisoned, but I often don't try to read books linearly. Like, look, the book is there to serve me, not vice versa. I'm going to read it how I want. I've appalled people by sometimes starting in the middle of fiction books. If the end was good I'll go back and read the beginning. There are so many books out there, I had to see if it was worth my time!"
A narrow picture through a cracked window of a Peugeot 205 GTI interior showing a lot of red trim and seats that are divided down the middle between light and dark gray with a thin red stripe in the center.
A screenshot of the "These amps go to 11" scene from the film Spinal Tap altered with the following captions: Band member on the right of the frame, "These batteries can be charged to 130% Documentary Director, "Why don't you just make that the new 100% since that's the highest they can be charged? Band member: "...These go to 130%"
A cropped screenshot of an Internet search for the name Cale Donk which has produced a link to a LinkedIn listing for an engineer of the same name.
A closeup of the bottom of a Panera Bread oat muffin, a distinct chain link pattern that can only come from an industrial and decidedly non-homemade process.
A screenshot of the BlueSky trending banner focused on two topics, “Finals” and “West Finals”
A picture of an identification chart for six different kinds of clams with their names listed, useful information and warnings that the Varnish and Butter clam varieties retain local toxins at a higher rate than other bivalves.
A picture of several Graza brand olive oil containers that happen to be in two different sizes of aluminum can rather than the plastic squeeze bottle.
A still from a commercial from the film Robocop showing the 6000 SUX model of car. The car is shown towering over a model of a city and a dinosaur while a caption on the screen indicates “An American Tradition 8.2 M.P.G.”
A close up of the top of a small individual half & half creamer cup from the DairyStar brand. The red color peel top also features the silhouette of a cow with white stars instead of spots.
Close up of a car odometer indicating the vehicle has traveled 80,085 miles.
An alteration to the first #KirbyandtheForgottenLand trailer. The video has been slowed down and cut together in places and set to the Gary Jules cover of Mad World in an effort to look like the first cinematic trailer for Gears of War.
A 2025 model year Tesla Model Y in silver paint driving down a desert road with mountains in the background. The front facials of the new model looks more like a Cybertruck in comparison because it has the same thin “light bar” instead of its old traditional round headlights.