Ben Southwood šŸæļø

@bensouthwood.com

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He/him. šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ ally. Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids. Writes childrenā€™s stories as a hobby. Synth-pop. Sci-fi/fantasy. Dogs & cat. Forteana. Burnley F.C. Doctor Who. Vegetarian. English immigrant in Ireland.

Madonna with two of the boys from the Dwarf.
Shane the lurcher, whose brain cell is currently frazzled. He grins like a loon with his tongue hanging out.
Aggie the cat sleeps with a paw over her head.
A cloud that looks like a wizard.
A blow up bed in a hot and stinky room. My catā€™s room.
When the restaurant gets my order wrong. A muscular man advances forwards. He has ā€˜my girlā€™ in text across his chest. In the background a woman with me and an arrow.
Gary Numan enjoys an ice-cream. Heā€™s dressed in black and looks like a man whoā€™s found a penny, but lost a pound.
A trans/rainbow A on a black and white background. The patch is attached to my bag.
A lurcher reclines in a hole of his own making. He looks content, yet curious. I would die for him.
Agatha the tortie sleeps off another bout of mayhem.
Pissing it down.
A tortie cat naps on a fluffy towel.
A kitten and a terrier take a snooze.
Aggie gets sassy.
Because f*ck you. Thatā€™s why.
Understood, have a great day.
Are we friends now?
Hello n
Friend?
Fear.
Arty pic of Shane and Aggie, like a still from a post divorce ABBA video.
Sheā€™s there isnā€™t she?
Agatha knows she has fallen on her paws turning up here.
Ruprecht deliberately and nonchalantly smashes a vase.
Not my problem.
Agatha the kitten stands atop a flaking blue post. Thereā€™s a polytunnel behind her.
A kitten and a terrier rest on a bed.
Leela the terrier, yellow rope toy with rubber purple egg whatnot in her mouth, looks off to the right.
The Burger King logo with ā€˜Burnley Go Upā€™ between the buns and ā€˜Burnley Go Downā€™ underneath.
Shane the lurcher smiles that gorgeous smile.
A beautiful tortie looks at me with disdain.
Kitten dozes on my arm.
Iā€™ve just been running around the garden, give me a chance to control my lolling tongue.
Where the hell is that hairy idiot?
A scritch wouldnā€™t go amiss, but the way.
A beautiful terrier and a handsome lurcher grin in the back of a car.
Shane the hairy lurcher and Leela the terrier find it kind of funny, they find it kind of sad. Dreams of chasing squirrels are the best they ever had.
Two dogs, one cat. The cat is on the floor, staring up at the lurcher. The dogs are on the sofa.
Aggie gives Shane a kiss.
Hi. What are you doing in my house, dog?
Shane the lurcher smiles and looks the image of ā€˜Bearā€™ of ā€˜Big Blue Houseā€™ fame.
A terrier and a tortie. They have an understanding.
A lurcher and a tortie make friends.
Ron Swanson is not impressed.
Agatha demands freedom. She sees what she can claim in the house. Leela sits nicely.
Shane the lurcher. Heā€™s a good ā€˜un.
Judged by a kitten.
A cat that wants attention.
Agatha steals my warmth.