ronald raygun

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the only free cheese is in the mousetrap

a guy at the airport wearing a varsity style jacket that says “More Than A Conquerer” on the back in gothic font
Screenshot of a voicemail with the transcription, “Hello, this is Hitler”
A screenshot of an incoming call labeled “Maybe: Hitler”
Text from the Wikipedia article for BEETHOVEN (1992): “George still maintains his dislike, which is further aggravated when the dog's antics ruin a barbecue he is hosting for Brad and Brie Wilson, unpleasant venture capitalists looking to invest in and, unbeknownst to George, swindle him out of his car air freshener firm. “The Newtons take Beethoven to veterinarian Dr. Herman Varnick for a routine medical exam, unaware that he is secretly involved in unethical animal experiments and is seeking large-skulled dogs to test ammunition on.”
The google AI on a phone describes the picture of JD Vance hugging Charlie Kirk’s widow as “the image shows JD Vance embracing his wife, Usha Vance, at an event.” It also says he’s a senator from Ohio (he’s not anymore).
Home Depot checkout kiosk screen with the product “Kink Free Hose Saver” rung up
A sticker outside a business with a rainbow pride police shield that lead “Report Anti-LGBTQ Crimes: Safe Place”
A Connor O’Malley tweet from 2018 that reads, “I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom”
a temu checkout page with $117 in import charges on a $140 order
the dash of a Kia Sorento with an odometer reading 50,088 miles
A printed out sign offering a $25k finders fee for a $2k/mo rent stabilized 2-3 bedroom apartment in Ridgewood, Queens. Says the renter is a working family with good credit
a scraggly Elmo
Childless cat lady for Kamala yard sign
Monster trucks lined up to compete for Monster Jam at Ball Arena in Denver, CO