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Alley got tored up
Jannik Sinner at Wimbledon last year.
Frédéric Chopin - Chopsticks. 🥢 (...no, he didn't really write Chopsticks.)
Sling checks out the reflecting pool.
Granny bed.
Chicken and potatoes with lemon honey mustard sauce.
Built to Spill at the 9:30 Club
Puppet Show and Spinal Tap
Cole Haan GrandPrø Breakaway Sneakers
Dark green and red Team Mexico Adidas Sambas.
Trader Joe's Trail Mix crackers
Babadook is not in the Bee game word list.
Pepco bills have a "new look" 👀
Doctor Detroit
Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard
Mrs. Met.
An evening Manhattan.
Punk Rock Saves Lives - "1 Fuck" tokens.
Excerpts from "Meet Me in the Bathroom" by Lizzy Goldman.
NL East standings as of 4/19/26.