Berni Johnson

@bernij.bsky.social

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Writer of things, administrator of systems, devourer of entertainment, and haver of ADHD. 💙 voter in a 🔴 state. Spy Trivia book: https://www.stablebookgroup.com/products/the-big-book-of-spy-trivia Other book and website links: https://linktr.ee/Bernij

Last section of text of property listing that reads: “The Salisbury city centre provides a vasi variety of further facilities. These include, but are not limited to, high street shops, super markets, a selection of great primary and secondary schools, and restaurants, pubs, and bars to suit a range of tastes. Salisbury train station is nearby and provides further links with direct routes into London Waterloo and into the West Country. The area is also well-connected for those needing regular access to the coastal cities of Bournemouth and Southampton, as well as routes into the New Forest for those who enjoy a range of outdoor pursuits. Agents note: The property is available to staircase up to 75% ownership Wiltshire Council, with no eligibility criteria. With a 30% share the rent on the remaining 70% is £559.52. There are solar panels which are owned by the property and are used to heat up the hot water. For full disclosure, this property was involved in the Novichok event that took place in 2018.”
Text on a background of black space and stars with header ALIENS: « THEY WALK AMONG US For 60 years, the U.S. government has kept a closely guarded secret. Aliens have been walking among "us, living in our. neighborhoods, and interacting with'us in our daily lives. They've shopped in the same stores, attended the same classes as our children, and lived seeminaly normal »
Image from Nissant Hooda’s (CEO of Docket) LinkedIn post saying “Stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle’s support bot is free.” Includes an image of a chat request to the Chipotle support app that says “Pepper | 13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help?” And the bot’s response: “Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev = None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in On) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today?”
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A single icicle hanging from a house overhang with blurry trees in the background.
Front half of a parade balloon of the Derpy Tiger (the blue cat character from Kpop Demon Hunters) in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade with gold confetti falling all around it.
Two people in inflatable axolotl costumes (one blue, one pink), standing on a sidewalk, the blue one holding a sign that says People Rise / Kings Fall.
Poltergeist 1982 poster with back of little girl with her hands pressed onto a tv screen displaying static.
Movie poster for The Others with a woman holding a lantern in the dark looking scared.
Brown notebook with magnetic clasp with title “Handbook for the Recently Deceased” above a 1940s style portrait of the backs of a couple looking at sun and clouds (replica of a book from the movie Beetlejuice).
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Terrier with scruffy black and tan fur laying on a couch cushion with puppy dog eyes
Movie poster for Ryan Coogler’s Sinners showing Michael B. Jordan as twins, Wunmi Mosaku, Hailee Steinfeld and several other characters, all in 1930s clothing in front of a backdrop of a large sun on a burnt umber horizon.
People at a protest, with man in tan shirt in the center holding a sign that reads “There will be hell toupeé.”
On left original fresco of Christ on the wall of the Santuario de la Misericordia in Borja, Spain. On the right the botched restoration that completely mangled it.
A duck and swan standing in the foreground on pavement in front of a metal fence in front of a pond, with more ducks, swans, and seagulls in the middle-ground behind the fence (some on pavement at the shore and some in the water), and a white building with a steeple in the left-hand background
An altered image of the Pet Shop Boys “West End Girls” single with the two band members in black and white and the song title changed to “West End Squirrels” with an image of a squirrel added underneath the song title.
Screenshot of TikTok with new message saying TikTok is back due to Trump’s efforts, with image of a Maggie Reed video making fun of Trump behind the message.
Post from Merriam-Webster that says “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed.” And the word displayed is “crestfallen.”
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster post that says “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025,” and the word displayed is “crestfallen.”
A Duolingo app phone widget icon with the bird Duo’s face all in red looking angry and text “Save your streak!”
Picture of Fallout Vault Boy kicking the Monopoly man with text “Refugees didn’t take away affordable housing. Rich landlords and greedy politicians did.”
Black, gray and white packaged alien action figure from the movie They Live labeled “Male Alien” and “Buy.”
Small terrier poking out from underneath a deck.
Medieval art of knight on a horse in profile, and another horse from the front with bizarrely drawn anatomically incorrect front legs. Text reads “Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other from the front. Medieval artist: From the…front? Patron: Right. You know how to draw horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally.”