bern

@bernummm.bsky.social

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illustrator they/them https://www.bernummm.com

neat diagrams but also japanese
four apple statues, each increasingly fancy (copper, silver, gold, iridium or whatever haha)
four versions of a girl seated on a stool playing a medieval-ish instrument, dated from 2004 to 2025
an angry cartoon person wears a 'garp sux' hat and '#1 garp hater' shirt
many little black cats
four images of a precious kitty
a collection of figure studies
Two femme mi'qote, Tataru and the Felicitous Feline pose in a field of vegetables. 'Wish you were here!' Is written on top.
four bipedal cats in vaguely fantasy-like garb, titled: colette (pampered, terrified), pokington (confused), tobert (lord of despair), lady medb (criminal)
a kid shares tunes with their big tarantula friend
cats caught doing crimes c: id do it again t: ??? m: :((( p: fear
luffy x 6
luffy, dressed as teen wolf, is carried by an annoyed law, dressed as frankenstein (but in a doctor's lab coat)
panel 1: usopp, holding a roll of pink insulation, says "CHOP! check it out, loads of cotton candy!" panel 2: chopper, hands on his hips: "don't be mean! I know that's insulation, no one is dumb enough to -" panel 3: chopper looks at luffy in shock and horror. luffy declares: "CHOPPER! this cotton candy tastes like SAND"
conrad: let's go boys alex: rolls absurdly high brennan: anyway you're in the mayors office
YAY! it's the mail! letter 1: healthcare renewal form letter 2: notice of coverage termination for non-filing
gideon and harrow sans robes/paint
FRIDGE NOTE: Save the Date - Anathema Device & Newton Pulsifier [Scene: Az & Crowley are perusing the shelves at Bed, Bath and Beyond.) Crowley: We could just get an amazon gift card, angel. Aziraphale: From THAT soulless megacorporation? Don't be silly, dear! C: No ethical consumption under capitalism, Aziraphale. A: We're GETTING them a proper gift! Gift cards are so... Impersonal! *Especially for a wedding!* C: Salt & pepper shakers manufactured in china are obviously SO much more heartfelt. No one even uses these in their homes anymore. Except grandmothers.
chopper in a basket of treats, as he should be
some guys
the boy yells at me
dilly the sorcerer
alisaie worries about my shrine
blm and brd
young catgirls face their first primal
steve burger as sasuke uchiha
lizard heist
green orbs
a cursed image of anya as one of those cars for babies