Bethan

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"Reassuringly normal"

Man making an 'oof' face while next to a dial that says 'oof size'. It is turned to large.
Sign reading: natural home made ice cream. Today's flavours: pistachio w/ sea salt, olive oil; bilberry & cream; vanilla. Buttery bun ice cream sandwich £5, portion in cone £4
Chocolate Labrador lying in full sunlight on a hot paved path, the crazy doggo
The hyperbole and a half 'clean all the things' meme except clean is replaced by slush
Ninja slushi machine, dispensing lovely icy watermelon lemonade slush, absolute lifesaver
Crochet blanket on a washing line. It's a zigzag rainbow sort of pattern.
Loft hatch, open to slightly less than the width of a broom handle. The broom is stuck in the gap, far above my head.
‘It’s bad,’ she whispered, as Granny looked at the moaning figure on the straw. ‘I reckon we’ll lose both of them … or maybe just one …’ There was, if you were listening for it, just the suggestion of a question in that sentence. Granny focused her mind. ‘It’s a boy,’ she said. Mrs Patternoster didn’t bother to wonder how Granny knew, but her expression indicated that a little more weight had been added to a burden. ‘I’d better go and put it to John Ivy, then,’ she said. She’d barely moved before Granny Weatherwax’s hand locked on her arm. ‘He’s no part in this,’ she said. ‘But after all, he is the—’ ‘He’s no part in this.’
4 vinted listings for accessory bundles, with a white duck carefully inspecting them
NYT spelling bee, not allowing the word 'poophole'
Hardback book lying on a shelf with a jumble of other books. The cover is a magic eye picture, and the title is "Erotic 3D: 30 state-of-the-art secret images for adults"
Pink haired woman in a blue and orange top eating a biscuit, a chocolate labrador's head on her shoulder, eyes intent and hopeful
Me, a middle-aged white woman with large glasses and very pink hair, wearing a delightfully extravagant bonnet lined in blue pleated silk, with long blue ribbons
The Miette meme, with Charles' face over Miette's. Text has been edited to read 'jail for brother for One Thousand Years'
Photo of a theatre curtain with 'operation mincemeat' on it. It's yellow.
Photo of my feet wearing obviously mismatched grey slippers. They are both for left feet.
Two lunchboxes with anthropomorphic blushing fruit. The top one says 'I love peach' and the lower 'happy banana'
Chocolate Labrador on a brightly coloured crochet blanket, not looking at all guilty.
Soft evening light. Christmas tree, all decorated and lit up and pretty
Chocolate lab looking not at all repentant, muzzle and whiskers white
The "vitamin" meme: cordeliaflyte Follow Oct 3, 2023-11:41 AM 9 months ago ... My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency caracalliope Follow Oct 10, 2023-5:49 PM 9 months ago ... Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
Chocolate Labrador staring in a very concerned fashion at a small squished blot on the wall. The blot has legs.
Small green and brown frog with prominent eye stripes perched in some large grasses
Close up of my hand. It is red and bumpy and very very very very itchy
Very friendly white and tortoiseshell cat lying down outside, with her cute little murder mittens on my foot
Matcha latte in a glass mug with enamel flowers. The latte is pink at the bottom and green on top. It was supposed to be the other way round but I guess I'm never gonna make it as a barista
Video of the ereader in use, with pages turning while in the foreground I crochet with pink yarn
Photo of an onyx boox go 7 showing the sleep screen. The screen displays colour. The reader is held in a gooseneck clamp, behind it is some crochet and a teapot, and just visible under the table is a foot pedal page turner
Google maps screenshot where the blue dots of recommended route and the grey dots of the alternative route are going exactly the same way but on the opposite side of the road
White table with a flat white in a fancy cup, 2 pieces of cake, and two small rainbow pride flags
Screenshot of the NYT spelling bee letters. Centre letter is I, the rest (clockwise from 11pm) are D E N P H A
An unmanned bin lorry on a UK street. Bins at the rear, cab door open, no sign of any binmen
Chocolate Labrador with her tongue extended to full length, snout crumpled up and top teeth visible, carefully licking the remains of a large pot of custard
Screenshot from book: Merlin produced a vintage leather cricket bag adorned with the cryptic fold monogram "PDBW," unstrapped it, and opened it up to receive the swords, replacing them in their scabbards
Pack of radishes, sprouting
Contents page of a maths workbook. The "answers" to the "sums" of the page takes have been (incorrectly) handwritten
Downwards view onto a cup of milky tea with no sign of limescale-induced scum floating on the surface
Chocolate Labrador on a beach, tongue out and ears streaming in the wind
Close-up photo of a bee stinger, with poison sac and odd white things coming off the end, which I assume are parts of the inside of a bee
Chocolate Labrador looking longingly into a shower cubicle