bethany the friendly hobgoblin

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jason x defender. writer, director, and certified silly goose. expect shitposts and occasionally a hot take. https://linktr.ee/bethany_b

A 3.5 review for The Perfect Neighbor. Bethany expresses disdain for Susan, the neighbor, and states she hopes she dies in prison for her crime. She also states that the intimate footage of finding out the victim had passed may not have needed to be shown to audiences.
Review for horror movie The Other. It’s rated four stars and reads: “What the fuck did I just watch and why was it phenomenal? Father of the Year goes to Daniel, hands down.”
A silly goose cries over a returning wrestler.
Review for The Ugly Stepsister. It’s rated five stars and reads: “As someone who has gone to lengths to try and change herself so that she’d be wanted, or loved, this hit home. I wish it would’ve been gorier but the mental anguish that Elvira goes through makes up for it… As does the tapeworm scene.”
A silly girl in an orange skirt and Bobby Hill shirt.
Review for Weapons. It’s rated four stars and reads: “I giggled, I felt my heart rate increase, and I really want a hot dog now.”
Four star review for Clown in a Cornfield. It reads: “What a cute fucking movie with fun moments, fun kills, and fun characters. I want to read the book so badly now.”