Bethany Stoller

@bethanystoller.bsky.social

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Cherokee Nation Public Health stress turtle
82' 2nd half: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
AI generated flyer for the OKC dinosaur expo. It features a strange bipedal brachiosaurus-like creature
Search result snippet of the Matt Freese Wikipedia page describing him as "a jackass who plays as a goalkeeper"
Yaoi hands
88F, feels like 98 because there's 65% humidity
A bison at the tall grass prairie preserve near Pawhuska, OK.
A regal Maine coon named Fred sitting on the back of a couch. His tongue is sticking out, as always
Commonly used version of the Tulsa flag, where the city seal is over the triangle point on the progress pride flag
Flag of Tulsa, OK
"And let’s be real, Platner’s story here is a pretty common one. This and his other “scandals” sound a lot like other former Marines I know. So when Washington acts like it’s disqualifying, what they’re really saying is that ordinary people aren’t fit for higher office. And to the public they are saying: Go back to the kiddie table at Thanksgiving and pick from the pre-approved smoothgroins we’ve selected for you"
"Think of Pete Buttigeg, a politician so allergic to public displays of affection with his spouse that his own communications director publicly called him "the Tin Man."
Screen cap from the newsletter. It's side by side pictures of Susan Collins and Janet Mills. The caption reads "Susan Collins and Janet Mills would never be embroiled in a sexting scandal (too much integrity?)"
My 16-year-old cat Fred having his ear bitten Maya, a 6-month-old calico kitten less than half his size. Fred looks vaguely distressed
Image of the 1992 article "Will women soon outrun men?" in Nature. The article predicted that women would run faster marathons than men by 1998, based on the women having a more rapid improvement of marathon times than men. They used a linear regression of a non-linear phenomenon, meaning they assumed the increase in women's performance would continue at the same pace forever.
23. Where does your intuition tend to be strongest? [Select up to five] [RANDOMIZE, ANCHOR LAST 1] a. Reading people/first impressions b. Relationships and dating c. Career decisions d. Big life decisions (e.g. getting married, moving, etc.) e. Health/wellness f. Sensing the mood of a room g. Predicting how situations will play out h. Knowing when something is "off" even if you can't explain why i. Travel/navigating somewhere new j. Finances k. Parenting/family decisions l. Knowing when someone needs help before they ask m. Sensing when a situation is about to change n. Knowing when to walk away from something o. Understanding animal behavior/pets p. Spiritual experiences q. Knowing when someone is lying/dishonest r. Gambling s. None of the above [EXCLUSIVE]
Survey question 22. How would you describe your intuition? [select one] a. I'm basically psychic – My gut is almost never wrong b. Pretty reliable – I've learned when/how to listen to it c. Hit or miss – It could go either way d. I don't believe in intuition
Bill Nye the Science Guy, an orange tabby, plays with a rose from a bouquet sent to my moms funeral. He has a wistful, contemplative expression
Man stares at himself in the mirror "Did I just argue with a joke?"
A cross against a blue and red gradient background. Superimposed is text reading: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. 1 Samuel: 7:3
Club penguin main plaza place
AP News article about the sexual assault allegations against Swalwell. It refers to "alleged incidents of nonconsensual sex"
A bullshit Christian archaeology documentary titled Mountain of Fire: The Search for the True Mount Sinai
Donated $10 to the Campaign for Southern Equality in memory of Ben Ryan
My beautiful and dearly departed sweet baby. Dark grey cat with green eyes. He's peeking round the side of the sofa at me with a judgmental expression
Gattaca (1997)
From the NYT live updates on the strikes on Iran: "the department of defense is calling these strikes Operation Epic Fury"
"After 2012, however, the Boy Scouts lost their way, and a once-great organization became gravely wounded. [DEI] crept in, the name was changed to 'Scouting America,' girls were accepted [and] the focus on God as the ruler of the universe was watered down to include openness to humanism and Earth-centered pagan religions," Hegseth said during his address.
Geiger counter at Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. It is labeled "Hitler particle detector"
Am I out of touch? No, it's the data who are wrong.
Bento the keyboard cat (RIP)
An image of a now-defunct Scott's grocery store in Fort Wayne, IN. Pour one out for a real one
AP News Today in History: 1948 – Gandhi assassinated in New Delhi 1933 – Hitler named chancellor of Germany 1968 – Tet Offensive begins in Vietnam War 1972 – Northern Ireland's Bloody Sunday
My 2026 word is brain rot 😭
Andrew: I just feel like women are very emotional, and that politics is a man’s discipline. I seriously believe it. My mother actually believes this, too. And I know some other women who believe that. I just feel like I’ve never really seen a woman who truly understands politics. Sophie: Yeah, that might be your issue with finding a good-quality girl.
"have you tried not being a mutant?"
International IQ rankings according to these clowns, with North Korea in 4th place
My cat Misha climbing the windowsill to try to get to the squirrel on the window mounted bird feeder. He's done a pullup on the crossbar of the window, so now his little legs are dangling
Knight in a pink hammock with the words "Love, Laugh, Live by the sword" overlaid
"If he was to look at his own genetic results, he would have almost certainly have sent himself to the gas chambers"
"However, it seems likely that he would have struggled to form sexual relationships and one historian believes this could prove critical in our understanding of Hitler's rise to power"
From the same WaPo editorial: New York makes it too difficult to discipline misbehaving kids, which makes classrooms less safe and hurts everyone
AP article about the Grammy nominations. The caption of a photo of several nominees says "Not Like us? More like him: Kendrick Lamar leads the 2026 Grammy award nominations"
Confirmation of my donation to FBEO
Elderly rotund Maine Coon resting in a nest of blankets
Missing: Rachel Dawn Stephens, Cherokee female, 17 years old. Height: 5'5" Weight: 120 Hair color: brown Eye color: brown Last known contact was at her residence in Tahlequah, OK. She left in a 2014 silver Malibu. Tag is unknown. She might be in Sequoyah county. If you have tips or information, contact the Cherokee Marshal Service at 918-207-3800
The booklet says that AIDS is the result of things going wrong in a person's heart leading to problems with the physical immune system and that strife is the same but with the spiritual immune system
Pamphlet titles "Overcoming Strife: The AIDS Virus of the Spirit" by Billy Joe Daugherty
A queen butterfly drinking nectar from lantana flowers
Seven pot peppers
Great blue heron looking for food in the marsh on Teddy Roosevelt Island
"Some momentous historical events, like the French revolution or the demise of communism, come with little warning... Other momentous historical events, like the fall of the Roman Empire or the industrial revolution, loudly announce their imminent arrival"
A town from Age of Empires II
A screenshot of the Google maps listing for the Tokelahoma's Finest dispensary in Norman, OK
Crow on a dumpster