Beth Boyle Machlan

@bethmachlan.bsky.social

1227 Followers 1099 Following

Essayist, educator, Zillow stalker, hockey fan, pet pic poster. Usually tired; probably mad. Words at The Common, Catapult, Avidly, River Teeth, NYT, The Rumpus, Guernica. CFA-UAW she/her https://linktr.ee/bethmachlan?utm_source=linktree_admin_share

A picture of Will Arnett and Henrik Lundqvist from the NHL awards
Middle-aged white woman holding a sign that says “Murder does not make us safer”
Runway model wearing strange black latex tentacle outfit
Two small brown dogs looking up with big eyes
An illustration from Anne Carson’s “Antigonick” featuring four human figures with Greek pedestals (?) for heads
Zohran Mamdani in a suit and tie has just jumped into the water at Coney Island; the caption says *screams*
Susan Collins asserts that she does not regret her vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh
A poster for a rhubarb festival in Maine featuring a drawing of rhubarb wearing fishnet stockings and heels under the caption “Rhubarb is sexy”
A very scary looking picture of Jesus’s head
A pile of classic mystery stories
A picture of a ball of teal blue yarn, a pink cocktail with orange, and two Totoro needle covers.
Brown and white dog smiling
A chocolate and vanilla ugh swirl ice cream cone held up in front of a harbor with green water and blue sky
NYU contract faculty have reached a tentative agreement with the administration
Albino snake seems to be smiling
A fat gray cat sleeps on the edge of a round fluffy bed already occupied by another cat
An ad for an AI “agent” called “Delve.”
This is a graphic explaining that temperatures are good for making maple syrup
Concerned brown and white dog
Actor Jeff Hiller saying he always takes a cab to LaGusrdia Airport
Two cats in two round fuzzy cat beds near a heating vent
The Power Puff Girls with the words “SugarSpice Abolish ICE”
Describes ICE naming Maine roundups as “Catch of the Day”
Two cats curled up in fluffy round beds
Extremely fluffy young gray cat with serious expression
Tapered blue jeans with white pinstripes
Two white people playing pickleball
Sunrise over a harbor with lighthouse in the distance
Eric Adams shaking hands with Andrew Cuomo
Poster board sign that says “if you’re against antifa(scism) maybe you’re a fa(scist)”
A polydactyl tuxie cat smiles sleeping in a sunbeam in a green couch with a blue pillow
Announcement of a two book deal for a children’s graphic novel called Manhattan Visions
Ralph Waite as Pa Walton