Beth Morgan

@bethmorgan.bsky.social

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Monkeys. Bring me all the monkeys. You have your orders.

Me reading “Foundling Fathers” by Meg Elison
A screenshot of my inbox showing 47,870 unread emails.
A hawk at Stanford University. Hoover Tower is in the background. He’s on a parking sign but he parks where he wants. I call him Howard.
A mama duck floats with a bunch of fluffy babies
Screenshot from Bookshop.org: Foundling Fathers by Meg Elison + the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution by a number of people
A paint and embroidery depiction of the pygmy hippo-ette Moo Deng biting a caretaker. It says "Become Ungovernable". This and other similarly amazing things can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1791043488/baby-hippo-become-ungovernable-meme?
A group of men stand talking behind a slumbering Donald Trump. The caption reads “Me whenever someone starts talking about AI”
Two circa-2008 hipsters in black pea coast and statement sunglasses. One of them might be Natalie Portman. If not, it's someone who looks just like Natalie Portman.
This dog is pro-privacy and does not approve.
The market cap of homeopathy manufacturer Boiron. Despite selling BS in water, they are worth $468m.
A picture of a dog who DEFINITELY has this whole Strait of Hormuz thing figured out, as seen by his firmly pressed lips, next to a picture of Donald Trump clearly thinking that he has been a good boy and deserves wet food tonight.
A demure sock monkey with crossed legs, a white dress AND — this is important— a tiny “Melt ICE” hat
At the offices of Andreessen Horowitz, little elves have replaced their signs with ones reading “Conehead Weenie / Technofascist Schmuck” and “Seriously, look at this guy’s head” alongside a small picture of Marc Andreessen’s extremely pointy head
Proximity is one of the most important risks to assess when on the scene, says Xavier de Janon, director of mass defense at the National Lawyers Guild. “The closer people have been to federal agents or property, the more likely they’ve been charged, tackled, or arrested," he says.
A chart of Tesla's stock performance for the past day, which shows it going up up up up even though the company itself is doing bad bad bad bad.
The president's large son wields an ax and a crazy expression. Actually, it is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, but the vibe is the same.
I road sign in Catalan that begs pardon for "the molesties"
Howard the hawk holds dinner in his left talon while perched at the edge of a fountain.
A tiny car in Amsterdam advertising “Professional scent service. Luxury scents for home and business“
A garland of tiny rainbow flags: deep red, bright orange, gold, lemon yellow, spring green, forest green, blue, purple, and plum.
Marc Adndreessen is a conehead weenie
Three safety whistles in the gayest color combo I could manage, with text ELON BLOWS
The book Careless People in a Little Free Library
The British actor David Gyasi in a natty bowler hat, with a dramatic moustache perched just above his perfect lips
A Facebook ad that says "Stop Woke Nonsense" and talks about boycotting Costco.
Google Maps has a new name as well. It is now the Gulf of Submissive Weenies.