Bethany Clift

@bethwritesstuff.bsky.social

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(she/her) Screenwriter and author of Last One At The Party and Love & Other Human Errors. Lover of five word titles 😊

An adorable small blonde toddler at the very bottom right of the frame
A picture of an adorable sandy cavapoo puppy sitting in the lap of a woman, nibbling on her little finger. I am that woman, Woody is the adorable sandy cavapoo pupster I am puppy-sitting. I am very happy.
A picture of the debut book I'M FINE by Richard Hall. The cover shows a boy sitting on the stairs looking towards the camera through the bannister.
A photo of a poinsettia on a white windowsill. The poinsettia is still alive and thriving - yay!!
A photo of the book ISABELLA'S NOT DEAD by Beth Morrey on a table in front of a green plant. The book has the words 'Have you ever been ghosted? Wouldn't you love to know why...?' on the front along with a picture of a smashed plate.
A screen grab showing the 27 - yes, 27 - main cast members for the new Avengers Doomsday movie.
A video of my then 3-year-old daughter singing a rock version of Let It Go whilst wearing an Elsa costume. She is extremely confident. EXTREMELY.
A pathway leading through a gorgeous wildflower filled wood
A delicious carrot cake with FAR too much icing. Literally you could drown in the icing on this cake...or give yourself a mini cardiac arrest by eating it...which I did. Worth it.
A post taken from Instagram claiming that a producer is pitching a gameshow idea where 12 immigrants 'compete' for US citizenship.
A photo of a proof of Isabella's Not Dead - the new book by Beth Morrey which I have no doubt is going to be absolutely excellent and I cannot wait to read it 😁
A photo of an article about the inventor of the cut,copy,paste keys who died recently. Underneath a lot of people have cut, copied and pasted the same message. It's funny.
A picture of an electric blanket in a box. Whoop whoop!
A screen grab of a Humans of New York story about a young man who basically hates women after he's had sex with them. It's pretty disturbing. Find it and read it.
A screenshot of an article from the Independent where the mother of Musk's 13 child says she was told to keep it a secret. Musk looks like his normal nazi, hair-plugged self and the mother looks like a robot. Seriously.
A photo of a web page from thesaurus.com. The page shows sentence examples for the word 'goon'. Each one of the sentences is about Musk or Trump's goons. For example - "you'll see more mexican flags at more protests against trump and his immigration goon squad in the following weeks ..." It is genius work.
A screen shot of the movie All of us Strangers where Andrew Scott is looking scarily psychotic. Gulp.
A screen grab of one of the weekly Travelzoo Top 20 offers. This one shows a RIDICULOUSLY expensive single night's b&b at a hotel in Edinburgh. There is a lot of tartan in the picture.
A photo of THE most adorable dog in the world (Pickle the jackawawa) wearing a pink bow tie and sitting in front of a golden Christmas star and a fake snowman with a hat and scarf on. It's the cutest photo ever.
A dark blue coat with a big fur collar, gold pockets and gold stripes on the sleeves. It sounds disgusting but it is a great coat and would look fabulous on Bethany. Hence the accompanying message.
A hand holding a clear plastic bag with green things inside it. The green things look like they could be top-class skunk buds. They are not. The green things are homemade croutons that have been left in the cupboard for a week. Bleurgh.
A photo of an ADORABLE white and tan jackawawa dog called Pickle behind a book with a pink cover with red cat scratches on the front and back. The title of the book is Cat Fight and it is the next smash-hit from author Kit Conway.
Picture of a bedroom door. A silver tinsel wreath is hung on the door and there is a doormat in front of it that shows 3 snow father Christmas. There is a hand made sign in the door which reads - Christmas spirit. Please wipe shoes and knock. Thank you.
A certificate for Frank the Olney Sainsbury's cat. The certificate celebrates five years of Frank hanging out at the front door to the store, keeping all the customers happy ❤️
A plate with the cakes on it - a Belgium bun, Viennese finger and London cheesecake (how European!) THE CAKES LOOK DELICIOUS!!
A sideboard crowded with photos of children of various ages, plus a carriage clock, candles and a vase of pink lilies. There is love and pride and happiness here ❣️
Photo shows a string of photos hung with little pegs and lit by tiny, starry lights. The photos are of Beth, her family, and friends throughout the years. In each photo she is smiling.
Two ladies standing in front of a beautiful lake on a sunny, crisp, cold winter morning. Claire is on the left and Beth is on the right wearing a pink bobble hat. They are both smiling. Claire has 'CLAIRE' written in red above her head with an arrow pointing to her.
The dvd cover of the movie HERETIC. Image shows a man's hands holding rosary beads in front of a cross. Everything is covered in blood.