Bette Vile

@bette.bsky.social

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Arts,crafts, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Like Davis, not like Midler. Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s

a very overcast sky with a poorly drawn eclipse on top
a WIP photo of a zine about nudibranchs, featuring some watercolor illustrations of 3 nudibranchs; edmundsella pedata (pink, purple and spiky), limacia clavigera (yellow with a lot of stubby little tentacles), and Hairy spiny doris, my beloved. a Google search bar looks for "hot nudibranchs near me"
Independent article about Boris Johnson hiding in a fridge to dodge an interview, from Dec 2019
Dwayne The Cat Johnson screaming outside the window
a crochet nudibranch (sitting on my cat Dwayne). It has a pink body and a lot of pink spines that fade to white
crochet nudibranch sitting on my palm. it has a beige body with white and yellow frills surrounding, and pink spots
crocheted sea slug, in black, white, yellow and orange. it has beautiful frills and a very handsome orange butt antenna.
a historic plaque commemorating William Henry Clayfield (1772-1837) Chemist, Botanist, Geologist, Balloonist
a sign saying "gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes"
sitting in the arboretum wearing a black jumper and black rim glasses
hot water bottle with the word HOT on the cover
Chicken Nugget, a pug/king Charles spaniel cross who's nearly a year old
Dwayne the Cat Johnson twisted around like a pretzel, once again proving that cat spines aren't real. his beans are a pink and black mixture. he's in a bed that was green but is covered in white hair because Dwayne sheds like a husky. He does a big yawn
some bog and a lot of mist because, at the end of July, it is still 17c.
butterfly sitting on my hand, thinking about trying to get inside my mouth
wide lens shot of many large kites, including a whale, a couple of stingrays, a squid, and a couple of minions
tabby cat sitting on her watercolour art
crochet frog wearing brown dungarees and yellow wellies. he sits on a wooden post with a field and some mountains behind
Keem beach, on Achill Island. Voted one of the world's sexiest beaches and, once again, zero sewage
Dugort Beach, one of multiple blue flag beaches on Achill Island
holding my cats paw, with a glass tile and an eye painted on it
IMDb screenshot for Tickled (2016)
IMDb screenshot for Finders Keepers (2015)
lizard with no tail in a plastic container
a time lapse view over the cliffs of ashleam, Ireland.
a lot of sheep hanging out in the middle of a rural road
little tabby cat on a country wall covered in wildflowers and looking out to the ocean
WIP time lapse of a hilly rural landscape with the sea in the distance, depicted in watercolour #art #watercolor #watercolour
tweet from @orlacsm: "We are trying for a baby!" Oh so you're just rawdogging every night? And you're telling everyone at the dinner table including your nan?
tripod opened up
a mini tripod it is aggressively phallic and notably does not have a flared base
Dwayne sleeping with his face smooshed against the tablet
my cat Dwayne playing a fly smooshing game on a tablet
really long crochet string
crocheted celtic knot in dark green, yellow and cream cotton yarn.
crochet granny square in a Celtic knot which is poorly weaved
gonna be real with you, if you're blind it will be very hard for you to spot the cat, so you'll have to trust me that somewhere in this image of a tree and a field, there is also a cat
NASA astronaut Chris Williams looking cool as hell, floating above the Earth (which, notably, is curved)
astronaut Chris Williams coming out of the airlock hatch on the ISS
U.S. spacewalk 96 Date: June 30, 2026 The spacewalk will begin at: 12:35 UTC 8:35 EDT 14:35 CEST 15:35 MSK 18:05 |ST 21:35 JST NASA will provide live coverage on NASA's You Tube channel, NASA+ app, Amazon Prime and Netflix. Live coverage will begin at: 11:00 UTC 7:00 EDT 13:00 CEST 14:00 MSK 16:30 IST 20:00 JST
Hazelnut, a gorgeous chonky tabby cat with a floofy white belly and a stubby little tail like a bumper car
my cat looking like a supermodel in front of a glorious rural landscape
my idiot son Dwayne The Cat Johnson tries to shove his head in my water glass
hand holding a crochet cigarette 🚬
Dwayne the Cat Johnson, with a little yellow crochet monster sat on his head
two crochet frogs holding hands. one wears pink trousers and sits down. the other has a yellow raincoat and matching boots
crochet frog in a dashing pair of pink trousers, relaxing in some daisies
bumble bee, investigating pink rhododendron flowers
bumblebee drinking sugar water from a teaspoon in my hand. it's little tongue sticks out
Randy Bresnik, Luca Parmitano, Frank Rubio and Andre Douglas
Donnie Darko therapist meme "I've got 5 new job listings" "For new jobs, or the same ones you emailed me yesterday?" "The same ones I emailed you yesterday"
'On May 27th, NASA will broadcast a live spacewalk outside the international space station'
crochet fisherman with a beautiful ginger beard
crochet pirate with parrots on both shoulders and a jaunt peg leg
Dwayne the Cat Johnson looking unimpressed as Meat Loaf the tabby cat baps at his face
blue crochet octopus wearing a green beanie, chilling by a tree with some snowdrops
a tree in the countryside which, if you look closely, has a perfect precious tabby cat blending in to it
front cover of SCUM manifesto by Valerie Solanas
pink crochet snail I think I'm going to call Cheffrey, like if Jeffrey was a chef. the pattern is by Pica Pau