Chris Bickley

@bickley.bsky.social

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Non-committal writer, baker & walker

A greylag goose sits on the ground and eyes me up, as two fuzzy goslings nest under its wings
A grey heron perched on a ledge by a pond
The Grandpa meme from the Simpsons. He is speaking into a microphone and says "Elbow are not dull. They may be slow, pensive, dull. But they are not boring!"
A kingfisher on a rusted railing next to a large orange JCB digger
A player R. Astley has been sent off for Dundee
A television on a wall. The TV's brand is ISIS
A Top Trump card for Kylie Minogue's Fever, where she appears to be teasing a spoonful of spaghetti into her mouth
A speckled-black brown dunnock, in a bare thorny bush
A red-breasted robin, perching on a branch, head tilted slightly as if to say "Well, are you going to take my photo?"
A headline on BBC Sport saying: "Rosenior - Chelsea camp hit by 'virus'"
A red-breasted robin soaks up the apricity on a wooden ledge
A man stares agape at a TV showing a football scoreboard with an UNFATHOMABLE 100 minutes on the clock
A ring-necked pheasant amidst fallen branches
Vinyl copies of The Cure's Disintegration and Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation side by side
A teeny tiny brown bird amongst leaves and branches
A man (me) points at the scoreboard clock of the Newcastle Liverpool game, which is having to accommodate an unfathomable five digit as it ticks into 100 minutes
A female mandarin duck, with green-tinged feathers and an off-red bill
A white duck with an orange beak lolloping in the water
The cross section of the cake, with the bottom layer a pale sponge and the top layer caramelised almonds
A robot on fire, from the Simpsons, with the quote "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?"
The preview for Fulham vs Crystal Palace on ITV, calling it Season 10, Episode 19
A square fruited fruitcake backgrounded by a golden boule of bread with a cross
Lovely artwork, a pale pink background with a crayon coloured scenery encased in a circle, with trees, a river, a bed, and blue leafs forming the sky
A sepia tinged shot of a canyon with people around taking photos
Status disruption for the TFL app, with three red boxes saying WIN WIN WIN and a black exclamation mark after
some colourful flowers in front of a gloomy lake and trees
A snow covered barn or hut, infront of a black background adorned with lyrics from the album. Loudon's name is at the top in an awfully plain font, whilst the album title is below in a weirdly edgy font. Poor form all around
A very lo-res image of a blue sky and light clouds, with a kite energy from sunglare and some sort of metal tower
Dre Dog sits in a darkened room looking suave as heck, holding a cigarette
The dismembered head of Mr. Gaye sings into a microphone in front of a garish candy cane background
In a dimly lit room, a gentleman is reaching for a record on a turntable whilst everyone else looks over him
Two hippies in the cockpit of an aeroplane, lots of buttons!
a hazy polaroid of a large gasholder, maybe
A monochrome Jason Molina strums a guitar
A sepia-tinged magnolia with pale faces on the flower
A promenade on a beach with various paraphernalia
A brown loaf topped with flour and oregano
A fuzzy woman, maybe Joy of Fleeting Joys, looks down slightly with her eyes shut in meditation, with light-tinged hair
A blurry Meshell lies on a mustard bed, i.e bedding with a deep yellow hue, not a bed of mustard sauce
A 1970s pub in England, people are drinking lovely pints of bitter
Silhouettes of trees amidst a golden hue
A crudely drawn birb with a big head over a hand-painted tropical background. Presumably not a depiction of Caldicot, Wales
a scary sketch of a multi-eyed face with a fanged mouth on a dark background. ahhhh!
A white album cover with a fragmented rectangle in the centre, designed so that an outline of a behatted person is made inthe gap between the sides.