Hanson Ho

@bidetofevil.wtf

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Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.

I'm getting a presale code for Phoebe Bridgers show in Vancouver
Imai's ridiculous slider other way is an outlier - twice as much horizontal movement, and going the other side
Jeremy Ngakia at full time
The text implies the Browns already have good quarterbacks
Gemini thinks Rachel Homan is at the Scotties and that Jocelyn Peterman plays with her.
Ticketmaster queue for BTS show in Toronto. Number 38156.
Abalone and rice in soup at the Hong Kong Centurion Lounge
Watford tie
Jags running through this paper thin Bills run defense
Album cover of Patty Griffin's Living with Ghosts
Album cover of Sarah McLachlan's Solace
41-36, Spurs over Thunder, after the first quarter
Diu!
Hanson selfie with Laura Stevenson at the Vera Project
Streaming Laura Stevenson's Telluride
Laura Stevenson at Polaris Hall
Sign at the Polaris Hall for the Laura Stevenson show tonight, Nov 23, 2025
Laura Stevenson at the Swedish American Hall on SF
Chip clip that says: "I love chips" - Laura Stevenson
The stats of Ryan Porteous. Pretty good!
Laura Stevenson at Scribble
A picture of my laptop with two stickers visible: Laura Stevenson Cocksure, and OpenTelemetry
Madi Diaz at the Biltmore
Vancouver Rise beating AFC Toronto 2-1 in the NSL championship game in the 84th min
Jay DeMerit and me at YVR
Record store purchases: Jessie Ware - Tough Love, Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me, and the Gay - You Know the Rules
Jays 5, Yankees 2, with the Jays using 8 pitchers for the win
Laura Stevenson singing my favourite line from Wretch: my eyes aglow with ballistic missiles
Blurry selfie with Laura Stevenson at Sneaky Dee's
Google Maps direction that says driving takes 11 minutes while taking transit will take an hour and a minute.
Hanson and Sinan at Droidcon Berlin
Hanson eating a carrot
Reichstag building
FC Lokomotive Leipzig away fans singing loudly
Long line of away fans to get into the Hertha Berlin U23 vs FC Lokomotive Leipzig match
A wall with graffiti that says "I have a crush"
Couscous salad that tastes as bland as it looks
Twitter blocks, one for each year I was there, plus bonus blocks for #OneTeam gathering, Emerging Market Performance, and a security thing.
Seattle Storm @ Chicago Sky, WinTrust Arena
Hayden Christensen throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field before the Cubs play the Pirates
Wrigley Field batting practice
Thermometer that reads 29.8 degrees Celsius at 9:30am
Room with a view
Apple Music home page that is just Laura Stevenson
Signed copy of Late Great by Laura Stevenson on vinyl
Bayern Munich 10, Auckland City FC 0
Bryant Reeves Turquoise jersey from Mitchell and Ness
Kacey Musgraves in cowboy garb
Indie Sleaze Dance party at the Hollywood Theatre featuring some of biggies names in dance-y indie shit from the 00s
Important caveat: I’m discussing only the implications of LLMs for software development. For art, music, and writing? I got nothing. I’m inclined to believe the skeptics in those fields. I just don’t believe them about mine.
Arjun Nimmala batting for the Vancouver Canadians
My girlfriend yelled a TV character's name during sex meme
Jenny Lewis playing with Rilo Kiley
BBC article about Hull firing their manager and that even Watford fans are laughing at them
Cover of Rilo Kiley's More Adventurous with a P4K review score of 6.7
Derby 1, Hull nil
Sinners actually made $48M domestically, more than the $45.6M that was projected after Saturday totals were in.
Text: “Sinners” has amassed $61 million in its global debut. It’s a great result for an original, R-rated horror film that takes place in the 1930s, yet the Warner Bros. release has an eye-popping $90 million price tag before global marketing expenses, so profitability remains a ways away.
Sinners estimated to make $45.6M vs $41.3M from A Minecraft Movie
Man Utd beating Lyon with 5 goals between the two teams in ~15m of extra time