hatt | nietzschean trout

@big.g4y.dog

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call me hatt | she/her | 30 | creature haver 🐍🦎🪳🕸️: @pleroma-exotics.bsky.social

image of results from the quiz on umapoi.moe, with the character Stay Gold.
The "Recent Activity" section of a Letterboxd profile with a dark grey background. The movies, listed from left to right, are: Shrek 2, Shrek, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
"YOUR PARTNER" in grey text. "The Shapeshifter" in black text, larger. "SWITCH" in green text. "HUNTER" and "BRAT TAMER" in green text, each phrase enclosed in a square border. "You chase and you run. Predator and prey live in the same body." italicized under the previous line.
two MSI laptops, side by side. the one on the left is dark grey with lighter grey and white design flourishes surrounding the touchpad and keyboard. the one on the right is solid black, covered in various stickers. the right laptop is clearly worn.
a small cardboard box with the Onyx coffee logo on one flap, and lineart of two snakes intertwined surrounding and diamond. theres an orange box inside of the cardboard box. the top of the box says: "mazateca mujeres", with "orange, fig, milk chocolate, tonka bean" right underneath. the main part of the box has a glossy design of a snake over the matte of the rest of the box, with "never settle for good enough" arranged around the snake in a triangle. the cardboard box and contents are sitting on a granite speckled countertop.
a YouTube thumbnail depicting a 3D render of Arthropleura, an ancient invertebrate that resembles modern myriapods. underneath the thumbnail is a title that reads "10 Prehistoric Invertebrates That Would Give Dinosaurs Nightmares"
piles of clothes strewn across a bed with a black cat curled up in the middle, asleep. also visible are plastic hangars and pillows
a giant stuffed green crocodilian with a yellow throat and shiny back spikes
a black cat curled up on a red blanket, one arm over her head to cover her face
"cheers I'll drink to that bro" meme
a German shorthair puppy walking on the grass towards the camera. another puppy is in the background sniffing the hand of someone reaching down
me holding a German shorthair puppy while she licks my nose
a bin sitting on a kitchen floor filled with fake plants, cork bark, spider wood, and miscellaneous branches
a black cat squinting up at the camera with her paw outstretched and grasping onto a black shirt with white and red screen printing
a photo of a kitchen sponge wand with a smiley face cut out of the sponge part. the wand is surrounded by soap, paper towels, and a dirty cup. a metal sink full of soapy water is in the lower right
a photo of a wolf sitting facing right on a white background. the top of the photo says "The Ideal Woman" in black text, with ">good at killing" ">is nice to you" ">Loves you" ">can dig" and ">shares food" surrounding the wolf
a photo of me holding a can of Alani Nu's "Winter Wonderland" flavor
me holding a small glass with a snake sitting on a crescent moon, with supplies to paint wooden ornaments on the table in the background
a box filled with green crinkled paper shred. simple syrup, cinnamon sticks, and cinnamon spice sugar are placed on the shred.
chocolate dipped cordial cherries with Hershey kisses attached sit on a plate. the kisses have black eyes, pink noses, and sliced almonds for ears to make them look like mice. From left to right they are milk chocolate, cookies n cream, and dark chocolate. the middle has its ears painted black
a black roan German shorthair pointer puppy sitting on a tiled kitchen floor. she has a solid black head with heavy black spotting down her body and a sold black spot on her left flank. her paws are slightly darker than the rest of the roan spotting on her body.
a small artificial Christmas tree with white string lights. several wooden ornaments with various fictional characters on them decorate the tree. the tree skirt is buffalo plaid with a fluffy white lining. three crochet isopods sit underneath the tree.
a sculpture recreation of Arthropleura, an extinct genus of millipedes from the Carboniferous period, on display at the St. Louis Science Center
a tweet from Tyler, The Creator saying "Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck."
a photo from Pokemon Legends ZA. The protagonist is on the left of the screen, looking at a floating red Rotom phone and frowning. The text reads: "Corbeau There's something I'd like to discuss. Stop by our office... Alone, please."
a camel cricket in a small, clear dram vial against a warm grey background
pumpkin donuts with dulce de leche and cream
photo of a tarantula molt through a 60x magnifier. a slightly darker line, the epigastric furrow, is circled in the center of the photo. there is a lack of spermathecae so it mostly looks like small hairs flowing in different directions
photo of a tarantula molt through a 60x magnifier. the spermathecae is visible in the center of the photo, circled
screenshot of a Facebook post that reads: "#BreakingNews It’s official! Trader Joe’s in Columbia will be opening on October 30th! We’ll have the latest tonight on ABC 17 News KMIZ!" with a photo of the future storefront of the Trader Joe's
a photo of me holding the Nintendo Switch version of Pokemon ZA
the screen in cloverpit when you unlock a new item and check your computer; it says "CONGRATULATIONS!" with what looks like a rock(?) inside of an orange starburst. underneath that, it says "YOU UNLOCKED: DEPRESSION". the text is in the same orange as the starburst.
The end screen of a run in Cloverpit. All of the charms bought from the shop on the right, overall stats in the center, and all power-ups from answering the phone on the left. In this run, the focus was on increasing the value and frequency of 7s, while also earning hundreds of tickets to scale charms that increase in value based on how many tickets you have.
photo of the cat puppet from reanimator. it's a very bad rendition of a black cat covered in guts and blood
A screenshot of an email that reads: "Hannah, I got the OK that Fluffy is good to ship this week, so we will plan to ship her Wednesday for arrival at the hub on Thursday the 25th."
me holding a file snake while the seller talks to me off camera
email reads: "Good morning Hannah, Fluffy is good to go! She has not shed yet, but the nose rub wound has been healing well and should completely clear up with her next shed. We are unfortunately not shipping this week, but I can set her up to ship next week (September 17th for delivery on the 18th) if that works for you!"
sale sign that says "our price" and "their price" like theirs is supposed to be lower. both sides say $2.48