BigBadBasher

@bigbadbasher.bsky.social

148 Followers 90 Following

Call me basher. Or BB. Gamer. Streamer. Dragon. Simp. Old. Tired. He/him/any

Chibi Star Guardian Akali
Greetings and slutations, dearest test taker. Forgive my incoherency, we started this project last year and now I am the only member of Omegaverse Inc still working on this. Pardon me. You'd like your results, wouldn't you? Always so impatient, Loner Alpha. You're an Alpha, of course you are, but you see no reason to have an Omega by your side. I mean, sure, you might want a partner, but you don't particularly need one. And even then, your future partner may not even be an Omega! Loner Alphas are often introverts and geeks, preferring to spend their time in their own little corner. You're more likely to have fandom friends more than real life friends, but you know your worth despite and keep plugging along. You're an art kid or a science kid, and you got along well enough with your history teacher. Here at Omegaverse Inc, we'd recommend you stay away from retail and anything to do with people. We understand that may not be viable in this economy, but perhaps consider marketing, sales, or graphic design? I'd buy a $400 massage chair from you, Loner Alpha. You're most compatible with Caring Beta, Flirty Beta, Submissive Alpha, and Soft Alpha. But don't let that stop you, Loner Alpha.