matt 🦖

@bigbadbick.bsky.social

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I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love. He/Him

Paul F Tompkins smiling and looking dapper.
The three main guys of Weekend at Bernie’s. The guy in the middle is Bernie. I don’t know the name of the other two.
Ned and Maude Flanders in bed having just seen Stampy the elephant run and whom Ned has mistaken for one of the four “elephants of the apocalypse”. Maude has just corrected Ned that it’s the four HORSEMEN of the apocalypse, not elephants to which Ned says “Well, getting closer.”
Jackass 3D - 5 stars Jackass Number Two - 4 stars Jackass: The Movie -3.5 stars Jackass: Best and Last - 4 stars
That quiz everyone’s taking 84% woke vs 16% chud 36% Techbro vs 64% neo Luddite 45% hopepilled vs 55% doomed 72% Davos vs 28% Dubai
Letterboxd Recent Activity The Furious (4.5 stars) Masters of the Universe (2 stars) The Mandalorian and Grogu (1.5 stars and that’s generous) Ocean’s Eleven (4 stars)
A robin fledgling on the path outside my house.
Two Remap Radio podcasts. The first one is titled: Remap Radio 143 — Linux Dot Com #143 - JUN 25, 2026 • 1:49:46 LEFT The second one is titled: Rob’s First Costco JUN 25, 2026 • 1:29:00
BAKOON @BAKKOOONN the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops
Flanders pointing at Lenny from the episode "Hurricane Neddy". Flanders is saying "And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
Joel from MST3K saying IT STINKS
Ray from Achewood saying “Daaaamn! That answer could use some work!”
Facebook post from 2009 where I say “might buy some milk soon.”
Dean Pelton from Community dressed as the devil swinging a chainsaw The caption reads “GAY MORTGAGE!” This bit only really works if you remember the specific scene from community and Jim Rash’s over the top delivery of the phrase “GAY MARRIAGE!” So, like; me and maybe four other people. Sorry about that.
Letterboxd last four watched: Mortal Kombat II - 3 stars I Love Boosters - 4 stars The Sheep Detectives - 3.5 stars Mortal Kombat (1995) - 3 stars
The scene from Invincible where Omniman is beating Invincible’s ass across the continental United States and they see some jets and Omniman “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.”
John Travolta kind of dressed like a swagless George Wallace, I guess?
A Funko pop of the Yellowstone character Monica Dutton, whoever that is.
Letterboxd Recent Activity for bigbadbick Mississippi Masala: 5 stars No Country for Old Men: 5 Stars Looney Tunes: The Day the Earth Blew Up: 3.5 Stars Logan Lucky: 4 Stars
A panel from my proposal for a new direction for the Garfield cartoon strip. James Garfield a president/cat has his hands on his hips. Thought bubble: I hate Tuesdays. His owner, Charles J(on) Guiteau points a revolver at him. Speech bubble: James Garfield, did you attempt to destroy the Republican Party?
A blue pen scribble of a large man with glasses a beard and long hair in a bun. His expression is stern.
All smiles, little sign of strain as King Charles visits White House to restore US-UK relations.
Letterboxd last four watched Project Hail Mary: 5 stars Lady in the Water: 2.5 stars The Fall: 4.5 stars The Adventures of Tintin: 3.5 stars
Text field: “Lmai exbix” is entered
A middle aged blonde woman in glasses holding up a package of ground beef. Caption: Loblaw, Sobeys overcharging for underweight meat — again: CBC investigation
Photo of Cate Blanchett Rosamund Pike wins best actress and Paddington Bear gets best set design at London’s Olivier Awards. The Canadian Press
The comic where the guy wins a medal and goes ape shit and it's revealed in the last panel that he was in third place of three.
Stiles from Teen Wolf (1985) doing kind of a shrug in his iconic “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE” t-shirt.
Simpsons screenshot. Leonard Nimoy has pulled a distraught Krusty the Klown back into a runaway monorail, and is telling him that the world needs laughter.
the last panel of the "hey little man, how's it going" meme where the character just says 'yea' A bald caricature of indeterminate gender (though I understand the original artist is a woman, or nb femme and the character is meant to represent them as a self-insert) wearing glasses and a distant smile and saying yea
Panel one: a man in sunglasses in a car, a speech bubble that says “Apply this spinal branch of phrenology to the sperm whale. His cranial cavity is continuous with the first neck-vertebra; and in that vertebra the bottom of the spinal canal will measure ten inches across, being eight in height, and of a triangular figure with the base downwards. As it passes through the remaining vertebrae the canal tapers in size, but for a considerable distance remains of large capacity. Now, of course, this canal is filled with much the same strangely fibrous substance - the spinal cord - as the brain; and directly communicates with the brain. And what is still more, for many feet after emerging from the brain's cavity, the spinal cord remains of an undecreasing girth, almost equal to that of” Panel two, a scared looking fast food employee at a drive thru. Panel one is labeled “Ishmael” Panel two is labeled “Me”
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social Just a reminder that I’m not interested in seeing pictures of people or shapes that you think I look like, I absolutely promise you I get nothing out of it
Larry Burns commiserating with Homer Simpson from the episode Burns, Baby Burns. Caption reads: I tell you, I don't get no regard. No regard at all. No esteem, either.
Ray from Achewood says “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”
Picture of Hilary Duff smiling. Caption: CNBC: How Hilary Duff balances her career and 4 kids: “I had to go drink a martini last night instead of stay…l
Panel one: A man holds a knife while another man is bent over. Caption: "Aagh, call an ambulance!" Panel two: The bent over man has stood up, and is holding a gun. Caption: "But not for me"
Dean Pelton from Community wearing a holiday sweater and reading a playbill captioned “Oh… Jared Leto’s in this?”
A photo of a gravestone in a cemetery
Movie Star Scramble MOT HANKS ?
Remap Radio - Private Remap Radio - Game of the Year Part 4 0:01 - 3:45:33
The onion political comic sickos image
A squishy pyromancer gets absolutely wrecked by an NPC invader in Dark Souls 3 while their allies just watch.
Lyle Lanley from The Simpsons episode Marge Vs. The Monorail
The dean from the Christmas glee club episode of community looks at a programme and disappointedly mutters “Oh… Jared Leto’s in this?”
My last four Letterboxd movies, in reverse order: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (3 stars) Marty Supreme (4 stars) The Monkey (2.5 stars) Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (3.5 stars)
wint @dril turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right 1:03 AM • 3/15/17 • Twitter Web Client 7,415 Retweets 26.9K Likes
A man stands at a window wearing a shirt labeled “SICKOS”. A speech bubble indicated he is saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
Mara Wilson People who think that there are paid crisis actors protesting are out of their fucking minds. First of all, there are a lot of really terrible actors out there. Second, if an actor really did get a job as a protestor, people would know about it. They’d be hashtagging that shit.
Hahaha this sucks man
Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast (The Book)
Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
A blank notes app note
CJ from GTA San Andreas captioned "Ah shit, here we go again."
The Shaq genocide tweet altered to say “I think Jimmy Fallon would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time”
Panel one: Wallace Wells (labeled “me”): Is that word a boy too? Panel two: Crash from Crash and the Boys (labeled “the French language”): Oui
It’s Abby. Yep. In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes. Internet Hippo We’ve invented “Wife 2.0” and we can’t wait to share it with you
A bad drawing of a clock. The face isn’t round, the hands are off the face and the only two numbers are 4 and 7 on the wrong sides, and also off the face.
Grandpa Simpson yelling "That's the democrats for ya!"