Blue

@bigblue.bsky.social

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Big gay trans gamer girl. Software Engineer. 30, Minneapolis, she/her, trans, lesbian, poly, switchy violence loving wolfie girl Pfp: @kiddthegoat.bsky.social

Doctor Zaius, an ape doctor from planet of the apes. He’s an ape who is a doctor not a doctor for apes but I suppose he is also a doctor for apes. It’s actually crazy how much space they let you have in these alt text descriptions. Anyway the guy in the original post looks like an ape doctor man
I think we gotta kill this guy, steven.
Just going absolutely crazy on the game Nubby's Number Factory. The whole screen is lasers, and numbers, very very big number, and fireworks everywhere. The entire play area of the board is covered in points awarded dings with the biggest fucking numbers you've ever seen in your life, we've got the best numbers folks the biggest best most beautiful numbers. Gently peeking out from behind the chaos of the bright yellow numbers is ms paint art of tony, with his strange drawn on purple glasses with green lenses, and his face outlined with a massive piece of luncheon meat. In the top right corner of the board Current score 1.0 Duodecillion out of target score 31.0 trillion.
Farquaad from shrek pointing left of frame and facing center left, top text says “white”
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact,
I’m snuggling my cat in bed. It’s very cute. You are now legally obligated to tell me I am cute and that my cat is cute also.
It’s a fucking zoo pals frog plate! I tricked you! This isn’t fine China at all!!
A picture of me, drinking a cup of coffee. My hair is dyed purple and I'm wearing a purple shirt with the symbol of the planetary alignment from Jim Henson's Dark crystal. The mug has a floral pattern and an 'S' on it.
Sonic stands over the viewer, positioning you between his legs. His expression is one of sadistic glee. In his right hand he holds his dirty sock. His left foot is bare and directly over the viewer. The text over the image says “You may ignore me now, but remember: who made you cum?”