Martn

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I'm on the bus

Warhammer 40 k space marine model with a flamer in Blood Ravem colours - dark crimson armour with cream pauldrons
Disgustang woman meme
King Phillip the third of Spain in fancy armour, a ruff and a very fancy black hat complete with jewelled plumage, si si.
The Simpsons in a theatre, Smithers is explaining to Mister Burns that the audience isn't booing, they're saying boo urns
Cookie consent form that looks innocuous at first glance, being white box with little blue opt-in and out sliders for cookies and "legitimate interest" and lovely big confirm choices or accept all buttons but given the number of times you have to unselect the automatically-on legitimate interest cookies, you realise that it is actually pulled from Satan's own bumhole.
Volvic advert with mr volcano and tyrannosaurus Alan where the volcano is erupting water
Spongebob Squarepant’s arms & hands making a sparkly rainbow in front of Squidward. The word CONTENT appears aroud the rainbow arch
Edited four panel comic by Shen comix (formerly owl turd). Panel 1: Shen is holding a purple box that says guns n shit, looking to the right at a wall with three blocks sitting flush in it. The top blue box says roads and energy, the second larger green box says Trident, the third pink box says planes, tanks and ships. Shen is saying "Aw, I can't fit more defense into my budget" Panel 2: As panel one, but Shen looks furtively to the left Panel 3: Shen, looking back at the wall grabs the blue roads and energy block Panel 4: Close up on his intense looking face from a higher view as he pulls out the roads and energy block he says "or can I?" Yes I know Trident doesn't take up the majority of the UK defense budget but size is importance, not monetary value
A crudely drawn M S Paint image of the Earth in space with a big pipe coming up from what looks like to be the UK going up to a giant representation of an old metal radiator, floating in geosynchronous orbit
Alan Partridge lying fully clothed on a made hotel bed, talking into a dictaphone
A toad moving away from me behind a shed, with dried leaves on the ground
Man in a suit with Tide pods in his hand, leaning on a glass table with more Tide pods and packet on the table. He's in a daytime television studio with a red brick background. A large close up picture of Tide pods features on the wall behind him
Smug guy saying it's free money
Ted Mullins saying Feel like there's an elephant in the room
Guillermo from what we do in the shadows, looking angry in the dark, cobwebbed house, pointing off-picture
Priest sprite from the game Age of Empires animation
A six panel comic of a bird being told to sit, wherein it gets progressively lower to the ground until is is a round flat birb, the last panel says there we go
Three social main media accounts from Mercedes, BMW and Cisco, and their Middle Eastern social media accounts. The brands "proudly" fly the pride flag by ranbow-ifying their logos but curiously not in the Middle East where supporting L G B T Q I A + would damage their brand.
A shot of the original Star Trek Enterprise orbiting a planet with the episode title Democracy Manifest
Jonas Quinn, Teal'c and Samantha Carter in a Season 6 episode of Stargate S G 1 in around 2002. All are wearing long black overcoats, black leather gloves, Teal'c has a black beanie and both he and Sam are wearing really cool shades. We have The Matrix to thank for such exquisite drip
Three line reply saying "I ain't reading all that, i'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened"
Photo showing the inside of a fridge door, an uncapped fresh bottle of milk, the inside of the lid in my hand with the seal-pull tab stuck to the inside of the lid. Not pictured: my deep sense of foreboding about how today will go
Screenshot from the Eighties' Saturday morning kids tv show called Going Live with the Essex group 5 star and Sarah Greene all holding big wireless telephone handsets. The caller, one Eliot Fletcher, calling in to ask 5 star why they were so fucking crap, live on kids tv. A truly outstanding teachable moment in tv history.
This whole image is AI slop. Gen AI still hasn’t worked out how to draw perspective, as the back of this rocking chair is all over the place like some MC Escher drawing but waaaaay worse. Stop using AI to draw photos.
Rene Auberjonois at the head of a table in an underground bunker leading a toast with other cast members looking at him in the Episode "The Other Side"
Comic panel by Extra Fabulous Comics showing a wild west guy in a bowler hat, shirt & braces saying "Fellas I gotta say this is some of the most effed up s"
Screenshot from the opening of the point and click adventure game Monkey Island 2 Le Chuck's revenge where the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood meets Largo LaGrande on a rope bridge entering the first town. Largo tells Threepwood "where do think YOU'RE going, fancy-pants?" currently in Guybrush's inventory is stacks of gold, jewellery & money
Page from the one piece manga first panel Zoro is looking concerned. Second panel he asks Luffy where he got the sword from, Luffy cheerfully replies that it’s supposed to be a famous sword and that he just wants to hold it for a second. Third large panel, the pair are attacked by beast pirates shouting “GET THEM”. Luffy is leaping into the fray while Zoro desparately pleads with Luffy “hey I just wanna borrow it for a bit”, “You don’t know how to use a sword anyway” and finally “DON’T THROW THE SHEATH AWAY!!!” The scabbard for the sword is seen flying off. Lufy responds “Nah it’ll be fine I’m gonna cut them Gozaru GUM GUM…”
A complimentary breakfast box on a railway carriage table for first class passengers in a fancy purple and cream box
Photo of the inside of a train carriage, at a table by the window. Opposite are navy blue leather seats with the words "FIRST CLASS" embroidered on. On the table is a free coffee and biscoff, hell yeah
Picture of a railway station platform at sunrise, with a diesel train waiting. A nearby clock reads 5 59 a m
Photo looking towards Birmingham Moor Street station's platforms in a scene that could have been lifted right out of the 1920s (bar the computer screens)
The I’m in this photo and I don’t like it option box meme from Facebook, amended to say I’m in this photo and I’m sorry Col
half life (1998) crowbar hitting metal bars, player then falls down an unseen hole
Still from Episode 2 15 "A Matter of Time" wherein SGC unknowingly send a team to a planet that's being sucked into a black hole. Image is from the MALP probe showing the screaming face of one of the doomed team, with the black hole in the background sky
The odometer of my old peugeot 3 o 6 reading 1 2 3 4 5 6, with the speedometer at zero
Netflix's promo picture for War Machine showing the protagonist in army combat uniform running through smoke, trees & barbed wire while the titular War Machine fills the background with big red menacing glowing lights
Screenshot from the D V L A website showing that I have a full driving license, valid from the 4th of April 2026. Rejoice!
A pre-millenium bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce Sprinkle n spice, displaying the expiry date of March 2000
John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd as the blues brothers where Belushi has the epiphany of getting the band back together
Head and shoulders shot of young woman in the bathroom on the telly while in the corner of the screen is an ADD TO BASKET button for the toothbrush currently being advertised
Woman with a facemask lying on a couch with her hands in the air and the phone having fallen on her face
My eye colour reading which says 0.0037
A post with a YouTube link to U S A I D deep dive with John Oliver, which I am not allowed to watch because I do not live in America, and the text where the video should be tells me as much.
Open book that reads "Now...", 2nd panel reveals Tom and Jerry's Tom with a boiling red face and the word Boomers below him
Palkia and Dialga with red eyes screaming aaaaa
X-men Wolverine from the cartoon, lying on a bed staring longingly at a framed picture
Cartoon of a kid praying at his bedside saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so funny"
The senator from Metal Gear in the redub of a cutscene saying that his source is that he made it the f up
Label on the back of a bottle of Doom Bar that says World Beer Awards 24, England winner
Three bottles of Doom Bar on a restaurant table
Promo poster for 1949 shock film "The Red Menace" featuring 3 stills from the film, a guy looking scared with his hand at his throat against a background of blue newspaper clippings. The taglines are "the most talked about drama of our time" and "so shocking it was filmed behind locked studio doors". A big red cartoonish splat shape features the prominent title "The Red Menace" in big yellow letters. I have overlaid the word Green over the word Red
Big frog on a white background with the text "it is Wednesday my dudes"
Flower from Super Mario Wonder saying Well then.
The outer case of a Tomytronic 3D Sky Attack handheld game device. It was burgundy with a little skylight in the top to illuminate the lcd graphics. You held it up to your eyes like binoculars and were treated to a stereoscopic game.
Guy with a small brain has lost it and is shouting at a smug-looking guy with a big brain
Kimbab in a paper tray on orange gingham paper - essentially 8 sushi-style rolls but with spinach, chicken & pineapple deep fried with panko breadcrumbs drizzled with teriyaki sauce & sesame seeds
King of the Hill meme where bobby held up a poster to a window of children, now being scolded that "if Keir Starmer could read he'd be very upset"
A Space Marine Infernus model in the Blood Ravens colours of dark red with ivory grey pauldrons