John Lebow

@bignicejohn.bsky.social

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John's just this guy, you know.... a he/him guy, that is.

A little chihuahua named Hugo hides behind a blanket and the corner of a laptop... but his eyes are watching you.
Posing on John's lap, a 9 year old chihuahua named Hugo appears to be smiling.
John, wearing a Blue Jays hat sits with Hugo, a 9 year old chihuahua. Hugo looks like he's smiling in the sun.
A shih-tzu mix looks very handsome in a shirt and tie.
A quote from Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons in yellow text over a still from a Star Trek opening. "Me Fail English? That's Umpossible!"
Corbin Carroll of the Arizona Diamondbacks at the plate. The lights reflecting off his helmet look like snake eyes.
Cubano sliders piled atop a beverage in defiance of god and man.
A menu for infused Malorts, featuring Orange Cream Malort, Lemonhead Malort, Green cake icing Malort, Pickle Malort, Mac and cheese infused Malort, Old Bay Seasoning Malort, and finally Dinner Mind Malort. The word Malort has lost all meaning.
A Portrait of the Poster as a Middle Aged Man. Robocop, Joe Carter, Andres Ginenez, lots of dice and books are on the shelves behind him.
A list of the most dangerous cities to drive in Ontario, listing, in order... Barrie, Burlington, Brantford, Kingston, Belleville, Ajax, Bradford, Thunder Bay, St. Catherines, and North Bay.
An image of the poster as a toddler. He is smiling.
"You are a true and sincere friend." Written on the fortune inside a fortune cookie. The lucky numbers are 16 38 39 40 41 47, if you need those.
A cake with icing on it speaking out THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME.
John Lebow is laying in a hospital bed 'playing dead.' He is merely septic, double-barrelling IV for fluids and antibiotics.
Jack Edathil, a handsome guest on Wheel of Fortune, saying that he loves Role Playing Games and Comic Books.
The old Stattler and Waldorf joke from The Muppet Show. It's not half bad... it's all bad!
Blue Jays Right Fielder, Joe Carter, wearing a Blue Jays jersey with Toronto misspelled as Torotno. This is not AI, it actually happened in a professional game.
John and Dad Of John looking good in sweaters.
A Blue Jays jersey hangs up, Doc Halladay patch on the left sleeve, Tom Cheek patch on the right. The poster taught himself to sew to put those patches on.
A Doctor in a lab coat, talking to hus patient. "Here's your problem - it looks like you're paying attention to what's going on."
A logo for a Canadian Social media network, Gander. It features geese and the tagline 'ragebait isn't very Canadian.'
A clock featuring Jesus looking at the numbers, saying "Jesus Christ would you look at the time." I feel like Jesus could have used a nice clock.
A jug with a piece of tape that says 'I leak on my bottom, but I'm very attractive."
Eugenio Suarez at bat, needs lots of zoom in from our seats.
A portrait of the account runner as a young man. Adorably wearing yellow and killing it.
A man in a hospital gown with his glasses on his head gives a thumbs up.
John attempts a thumbs up. It's not great.
John is in bed, wearing a light blue gown. He looks tired.
A little Lego man in a shark outfit, missing both arms and one leg.
A selection of happy little sex toys that are all being complimentary above a headline of Positive Vibes.
Blue Jays pitcher, lefty Jimmy Key, shown wearing 22 in his second last appearance for the Jays, his last was the winning pitcher in Game 6 in 1992
A simple, plain cake with THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME carved out of the icing.
Large bloody letters spell out EAT THE REICH, a ttrpg about vampires in Paris in the Second World War.