Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside

@bigoblin.bsky.social

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The Baroness of Banana Splits https://depop.com/threadyornot

Long parent email detailing all the various things my kid will need and on what day
Funkelly says “who is she?” To a photo of a squash I believe that looks like a titty. Then Arcadus says “Titty Darren” with an attached quote post from a user named Alex that wrote “Years ago I got a spam email from someone named Titty Darren”
A squirrel trying to get up to a clear birdhouse stuck to the window
An account named phishbeefs reposted my post about Phish I am crying 🤣🤣🤣
This is a screenshot from my DAUGHTER’S DANCE RECITAL WEBSITE that has “coming soon” but with 2 m’s
Bananas, 2 packages of fruit snacks, 1 package of muffins, 2 packages of hella expensive frozen meatballs (1 of like 5 foods my kid will eat), 3 packages of Goodles (another of the 5 foods). Oh and mini cokes and cereal.
Faux denim sweatshirt that says “a b c d e f u c k i c e” in bejeweled letters
Chicken tikka masala a samosa with that brown sauce garlic naan and a mango lassi
The dress in question: it’s a cotton brown tiered number that I thrifted
A photo of my tv that has what appears to be a model of various layers of the earth’s crust???
A user named Owensgrandpa posted a photo captioned random rose, of a flower that does not in the slightest look like a rose. Also his profile pic has a child in it, presumably his grandson, and I just hope his parents are okay with their grandson’s face on the internet bc if not, wtf, Owensgrandpa ? Is this a joke account? I don’t always pick up on things like that…
Profile of a white man with an ugly ass haircut that is buzzed on the bottom but like 2 inch’s above the ear goes back to normal
Photo of a Thai restaurant wine menu that separates wines into “whites” and “interesting white”
Long sleeve black tee with red sequin heart!!! Vintage Quacker Factory, size medium (oversized on medium fitted on large)
A woman wearing what looks like a gray bridesmaids dress with a flower on it and tan suede shoes… babe wyd 😭
Brochure about the Buddha’s 3 commitments hung on a kitchen cabinet, of course
The list includes the old man and the sea, of mice and men, the metamorphosis, a Christmas carol, the strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, the little price, and Fahrenheit 451
Bag of chicken meatballs (the only kind my kid eats) that says “never no preservatives ever”
Chronicle Books publication of Celtic Tales
Bigoblin’s tree but with white lights
Tweet saying “how do y’all sleep at night?” With 20 options of top and bottom combos
Beauuuutiful Christmas tree with multicolor lights
1. Higher - Creed 2. All Star - Smash Mouth 3. My Sacrifice - Creed 4. One Last Breath - Creed 5. Uptown Funk - Kidz Bop Kids
A sign at the goodwill cash register that prompts the cashier to ask the person to Donate the “remaindeer” of their change
1980’s pink and purple hi top hiking shoes
A room with rugs and toys and a Christmas tree with multicolor lights :)
AI description talking about how you have a monthly service fee ($15) becuse you’re not making deposits of $500 or maintaining a minimum daily balance of $1500
A photo of a living room with a picture window. In front of the window is a small pile of presents on a table, bunting hanging over the curtains, and a few balloons scattered about
White wildflowers with red and yellow leaves behind them
A young white woman with blonde hair is having a crashout in a car (please hold for recorder)
Above
Women’s pink Columbia puffer coat, size XL
Room covered in blood that says “caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent”
Coke in a boot glass, ham sandwich on a bun, baked cheetoes and apple slices
Paper ephemera with light blue, pink stickers, rickrack, faux jewels and sequins, featuring floral and bird themes
An excerpt from the op’s article: “This is not popular quote to post on MLK Day because it doesn’t comfort white people. Indeed, someone sent me a message on Instagram to let me know that positioning the quote “I have been greatly disappointed in the white moderate” in block letters over an image of Taylor Swift would result in people feeling “judged” “attacked” and “defensive”
Child playing with a rustic tree house thing and holding a balloon in an eclectically decorated home
Packed car trunk
Delicious banana split with chocolate ice cream and chocolate syrup 😋
Size medium Y2K era midi skirt brown velour
Little points of light coming from a disco ball hanging thingie on a blue wall that has a hanging plant and some other lil decor
Nachos with black beans salsa avocado and 2 types of cheese
1980’s tank and cardigan set, black with silver stripes, size Large
The meme where the brain is slowly lighting up Image 1, brain dark and small: “Listening to alanis morrisette’s ironic” Image 2, brain starting to light up: “none of the things in the song are actually ironic!!” Image 3, brain glowing: “Idc”
2000’s girl wearing a short sleeved one button chunky grey cardigan. In a professional photo.
A profile unfortunately titled “Guy Fawkes” writes in his bio Maga Vance 2028 (said no one ever… that’s my commentary lol) A bunch of other horrible stuff in the same vein, but then… Fucking kill Pedophiles
Giovanni Rana Pulled Pork Ravioli
Size 5.5 Jeffrey Campbell pencil flats
Flats size 5.5 shaped like pencils Jeffrey Campbell
Comment on ig that says “once my daughter asked if god keeps all the arms and legs in heaven? I was confused and asked what she meant. She said “people that don’t have an arm or leg, does god keep those up in heaven?”
A light wood hutch thing with blue orange and yellow Norwegian style flowers painted a bit clumsily on it
“Christine Cuoco” (username kaley73) writes, “Hello lovely people of America (American flag emoji) I’m new here (then a bunch of spaces before a comma) let’s get to connect with each other (two red heart emojis.” The accompanying photo is of Kaley Cuoco holding a bunny with some AI bunny art behind her???
Black Y2K era clogs, size 5.5-6. Beaded with silver, white and orange beads in the shape of a lotus flower. Adjustable buckle.
BiGoblin’s search history, in order of recent searches: Carburetor Appleseed’s Holliday Park Bellvue mental institution Converse chuck taylor all star Lamotrigine Prevalence
BiGoblin’s torso. White wan wearing a vintage button down collared shirt with tan and black coffee cups on it and a black and brown choker necklace. You can also see her signature 90’s purple carpet
100% merino wool women’s cable knit sweater, light grey, size medium, Banana Republic
Bigoblin’s Depop store which shows that a plain black tank top got 7.8K views
Drawing of Bellevue mental institution in NYC
Photo of the band Big Thief on stage with green and purple lights
100% cashmere size medium