Matthew “Bike Guy”

@bikeguy.bsky.social

857 Followers 534 Following

One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN

Finding Nemo 2 ad to which someone has added “Inshallah they find him”
Tomato sandwich.
Bikes crossing train tracks right in front of a large engine are night
Garmin screenshot showing I did the 244 day across Minnesota in 18:30.
What have you told your employees about how you want them to approach A.l.? We are hiring more graduates this year than last year. If you're a software engineer joining us out of school, we have a 12-week boot camp where we teach you how to be asynchronous and autonomous. You macro-delegate and you micro-steer. You're an agent manager. That mind-set is very easy for me to structure at the bottom of the pyramid, because people have never done it a different way.
Array of bike supplies candy electronics etc.
Three super foggy windows
Window complete fogged by humidity
NYT crossword clue “words said while preparing to leave”
WE'RE INCREASING OUR RESPONSE Following Sunday's shootings, MPD is: Increasing police visibility where crime data shows the greatest need Adding dedicated officers around East 19th Street and Nicollet Avenue Expanding Uptown's Late Night Safety Plan with more patrols and targeted deployments
The TF in the bar code on this lettuce means it’s Taylor Farms
Much darker nighttime bike ride with a concerning amount of heat lightning in the middle distance; can’t hear it though.
Nighttime bike ride video twitch just a hint of pink sunset and moon
Leafy green salad. Looks plain but has a lot of herbs and a nice mustard vinaigrette
A couple blocks of lake Harriet parkway are closed. It’s unclear what long term effects of allowing parks to be used by people instead of cars will be.
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Aero bars and a suspiciously fat tire
2 MPD trucks sitting in front of city center on Nicollet mall, despite the building being empty (trucks were empty too). Loud classic music in playing to deter the “undesirables”
Texts describing transaction with option to apply Pay
Spray bottle labeled Chemcial guys
Garmin screenshot showing 8 hour 120 mile bike ride
Espresso cup, empty, and a bike ominously loaded up with three water bottles
Bloody sock and cycling shoe
Sack of cow manure
Stand Up! Ludacris and the Rockies are coming to Target Field
Handsome young man with face obscured, wearing blue bike jersey with rebel loom and MN flag logos
Cherry tomatoes labeled Juno Bites
Lawn sign : Weed Man * (651) 456-9696 THIS AREA CHEMICALLY TREATED KEEP CHİLDREN & PETS OFF UNTIL DRY
A small building surrounded by parking
Legend for the MN river valley national wildlife refuge include airport
3 ft wide wood bridge built across 30ft creek, 10 ft above, no railing. Built on a downed tree. Big yikes.
Tire installed on a bike wheel. It doesn’t look like it but it’s on there, uninflated. 7 zip tires are helping keep it on there.
90mm bike stem installed, 70mm bike stem OUT
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Loaded baked potato
Sign taped to light pole: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE! I will pay you $10 to tie my shoe... BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE BRAVE ABOUT IT! Here's what will happen: I will be sitting on a bench at Father Hennepin Bluff Park from 12-1pm on Sunday, June 14th. • One of my shoes will be untied. • There will be no foolproof way to distinguish between me, a person willing to pay you $10 to tie their shoe, and a random person who will likely be very confused and upset if you • You may not ael me "Are you the careen paving necole sto to • You may not ask me Are you the person paying people $10 t attempt to tie their shoe for them. tie their thee? Any such attempts at confirming my identity or • Butt you take a leap of faith and simply tie my shoe withou result in your $10 payment beina forfeit. otherwise reducing your risk of personal embarrassment will handsomely. VREE WILL IS A LIMITLESS RESOURCE THE CHOICE IS YOURS
Camp coffee filter over 32oz coke cup filled with a brown beverage that is not coke
Garmin screenshot showing 71 mile gravel ride
Free bike parking at target field
Garmin bike computer showing directions to say get on I 35W
Dude with 4 popped collars
Camel in a field (camel farm?)
Tweet pretty much tells you what you’re looking at
Real estate listing but it’s just a photo a detached three car garage
100 mile Utah bike ride screen shot from Strava
Bike tire with pigeon feathers.
Anti skater measures in downtown MPLS
Winding dirt path in a sunlit forest
Box of spaghetti #5