Billbert the Redhead

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#BlackLivesMatter. Local TV news short-order cook 🏳️‍🌈 in East Providence, RI. He/him.

Ilya Rozanov spreads his arms for attention in a hockey dressing room in a scene from the drama-romance TV show, “Heated Rivalry.”
A selfie of Bill where his hand holds his clavicle
Bill wears a tank top reading “I’M COMING TO THE COTTAGE” with a congested 4-direction intersection behind him
Bill in a white ball cap is backed by an ocean beach.
An Apple calculator takes 2026 and subtracts it from 1990 - it means this song is 36 years old.
The cover of Sabrina Carpenter’s album, “Short n’ Sweet.” Carpenter looks over her shoulder at us with a lipstick kiss on her bare shoulder.
Text reads - YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Retract your claws. The walls you've built don't protect-they imprison. Your readiness to attack makes others defensive before any real threat exists. Lower your weapons first. Watch how quickly the battlefield transforms into neutral ground.
Android screen capture showing capital D I D N T being typed and the replacement DIDN’T is offered for selection above the keyboard.
A matrix of 8 boxes hand drawn; across the top is S.H. Scott, S.H. Shane, I.R., and K.G. Along the bottom is D.H., S, R.L., and Y.H.
Bill’s avatar and a dog both cringe, covering their eyes with their hand or paw.
Two primates and Bill’s avatar spread their arms wide to give you hugs as a caption reads “BIG HUGS!”
Cesar Sampson sings
A gaudily-decorated candy bar package with the name “Apollo.”
Bill’s scorecard as of 5 pm eastern time
White text on a black screen reads WELCOME TO SOCIAL MEDIA ! WOULD THE LAST ONE OUT PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
In the year 1999 or so, Bill appears dressed as a TV news anchor and seems to be wincing in mid-word
Bill stands outside a building wearing a blue Montreal Metros hooded zip sweatshirt, looking off camera blankly.
Bill looks at the camera self-critically, with a slight frown.
Two side-by-side images: A young man with black hair stands in a classroom wearing a superhero mask, a woman’s leopard-print halter top and a leopard-print-ish square cut swimsuit. In the next image, a young man with black hair jogs on a treadmill with an attached video screen as a trainer directs him on the screen.
Text reads: YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE. Sexiness is a state of mind. Stop waiting for your body to be perfect before you inhabit it. The thing that makes you attractive isn't flawless skin or the right outfit - it's the moment you stop apologizing for existing.
Hudson Williams gives the double middle finger on the red carpet for the 2026 Golden Globe Awards.
A gay bar plays an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race
Bill’s avatar is angrily rampaging the countryside in the persona of Godzilla.
Tim Heidecker and Axiom sing "The Time Of Your Life" at the end of a memorial ceremony for G. Amato.
New Heidecker and gargg Turkington sitting in an extended stay hotel room reviewing movies
We see a sidewalk lined with snowbanks trying to melt. Bill then tilts down to show that he is wearing jogging shorts and athletic sneakers.
Bill wears all-black slip-on plimsolls by Vans, standing on a tiled floor, lifting his left jeans leg to reveal a black/green/blue sock.
Bill’s avatar photo, and text reading: YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE You can't have what you want unless you believe that it's possible for you to have it. That voice telling you "it's too late" or "you're not good enough" isn't wisdom —it's old fear talking. Look at what's actually in front of you. Someone is offering a genuine hand. Take it before your doubt slams another door shut.
Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams stand at Saturday Night Live’s home base to introduce Mumford and Sons.
A royal blue with white pinstripes model jersey with a scripted “Teamname” on the front and “Your Name” and the number 00 on the back.
The Providence, Rhode Island Trinity Repertory Company exteriors. How does one act this feeling?
Bill trying on a red plaid oxford shirt.
Freddie Lyon says to the camera, “The newsreels are dead,” in the first shot of the British television series, “The Hour.”
A blue T-shirt with a logo of the Montreal Metros hockey team from the romantic drama “Heated Rivalry.”
My photo where I’m pulling a perturbed face intending to be funny, adjusting or scratching inside my shirt collar with a beach behind me.
The Queen, from the BBC medieval sitcom “Black Adder II,” says, “I’ve got such a crush on him!”
Bill’s Bitmoji avatar sheds a tear.
Bill’s Bitmoji avatar bursts into tears.
The final score of tonight’s game of the Montreal Canadiens playing at the home ice of the Boston Bruins. The Bruins won over the Habs, 4-3.
A text excerpt from the story including the text in the main post.
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit side by side at the cottage.
Ilya Rozanov gives the Boston Raiders a pep talk, drawing his thumb across his throat in an episode of “Heated Rivalry.”
Ilya and Shane sit at a press conference table in an image from the TV show, “Heated Rivalry.”
A man with straight blond shoulder-length seemingly permed hair with an impeccable inward flip at the ends waits to speak on a popcorn-ceiling-backed set in 1977.
A pair of Nanites from MST3K
An image of the first virtual Muppet, Waldo C. Graphic.
Billbert’s avatar stands at a quiz show podium and hits the button to ring in. The podium screen reads “TRUE DAT!”
A Twitter/X post from @TomZohar reads, “Bernadette Peters took the substance.” The photos are of Cole Escola in a flowing dress and wig at the 2025 Tony Awards.
Patrick Stump in a music video.
A domain landing page for Mental Anguish dot com says it is for sale for $19,888.
Bill studies his wavy hair critically in a selfie flanked from behind by a tree not yet blooming for spring.
Text reads: My big buzzy word this week: “emetic.” A vomiting emoji.
A countdown screen for “The Twelfth Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Special.”
A flag of 3 horizontal stripes: white, blue, and white.
Bill's circle of BlueSky followers against a green background
Bill’s avatar and a dog smack their heads in agony, as if to say, “oh, dear God, of course.”
The Mother Superior from the end of an episode of “The Black Adder.”
Looking up at the mostly-blue sky with traces of clouds in a courtyard of a guest house.
Behind some trees on the edge of Boston Common some clouds are illuminated practically white by something.