Bill Bimini

@billbimini.neocities.org

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Adult artist Bill Bimini creates comics 🔞 https://billbimini.neocities.org/

Crude four panel comic of two people saying “i hope that guy gets sho-“”shh! You’re gonna get us on a list.”, a man in an “FBI - Federal Breast Inspector” spits out his coffee and starts typing them into a list. Final panel says “grave pissing reservations. Booking confirmed. You are #6942046 in queue.”
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Crude 4 panel comic of bill bimini holding hands with a bunny girl. “You know, i’ve never worried about my height but it is a nice novelty to have a girl who is shorter than me” “as long as we don’t count my ears.” Bill bends over rustles his hair before standing up to reveal his bald spot and that he has made his combover stand straight up to be just a little taller than her ears.
Extreme closeup of a hololive streamers face as she says pepeloni
Crude four panel comic of a man sipping respect women juice. He offers it two his friend who turns it down with a smile. He scowls but the friend turns to a waitress, orders two bottles and has them hung from a drip and injected straight into his veins
Age verification for a website where you have to click the right app on a smart phone to order a pizza and the only correct answer is the "make a phone call" app
Crude comic of a man watching a woman dressed only in one of his shirts struggling to reach the top shelf of his kitchen, on her tiptoes and slightly exposing her butt cheeks. He studies a “cabinetry for dumbasses” book and she brings him lemonade as he saws wood only to reveal that he has redesigned the kitchen to only have top shelves.
Aamykerr tweet “plt dresses are smartlike” two women in the same tight black dress, one with an underboob hole and the other for whom it is just a boob hole
Snippet of a crude comic about titty pics. Fake text message history reading "image saved to titty pics. Keep this one for later ;). Vrey nice 👍"
Kafka The Metamorphosis bug in bed
Crude 4 panel comic. One panel has a man with an erection looking at his phone. The other has a guy standing up with an erection and fat tits. I think he was meant to be the “boldly stating dumb opinion” meme guy? The last two panels are blank.
Crude drawing of a woman in sexy chainmail with a sword. Staring down a man with a cheap halloween peasant costume and an erection. “Bend the knee. Pledge undying loyalty.” “You have my sword, m’queen.” Two weeks later, he is eating from a carved bowl with two other filthy men in cheap medieval costumes. “I’ll be honest, I was expecting more tits and less gruel.”
Crude drawing of a stripper cowboy spinning a lasso while gyrating rodeo style on an upside down stool for dollar bills. Ps. Sex work is real work. “Murdering fascist” is not.
Screenshot of the bimini website with a warning message saying “warning! Billbimini.neocities.org contains explicit sexual themes and imagery unsuitable for children and gainfully employed adults. You must verify your age to continue. Then it shows three hypothetical age verification methods. One where the user must click pedals, a handbrake and gearstick to perform a hill start in a car (the cursor is on first gear and a popup says “stalled. Try again?”. One where the user must select which app on a face smartphone screen to order a pizza (the cursor is over the regular “make a phone call” app). One where the user must click their facebook profile picture to proceed (the cursor is over one of a frowning boomer taking a photo under his chin the top of his armchair and ceiling in the background).
Famous painting, saturn devouring his son
A website popup saying "please verify your age. Select your profile picture below. biminibook. recent logins. click on your picture to log in."
Aragorn making an epic hobbit-saving throw in the mines of Moria
Blurred commenter saying "let's have sex immediately"
Crude comic of a genie coming out from curtains wearing a singlet, grey swearpants and holding a phone and a tv remote. “Ready to see my costume? Tada! Don’t you get it? I’m a human.” A grumpy main in poorly applied full body blue body paint, a blue sheet, holding a genie’s lamp and wearing a baldcap saying “frankly, it’s just not very tasteful”
Mgs character saying "my source is that i made it the fuck up"
Crude comic panel of a genie woman towering ominously over a man who is saying "baby! I never said you were my guest otherworldly all powerful being!"
The starter pack could not be found error
Crude comic of two genies have genie coffee. “And then when i got out of the shower bill had cooked a full English breakfast-“ “wait. Bill? Is this guy bill bimini? Hah! Good on you, girl! We dated for like a month last year. Didn’t work out, though, he kept asking me to make his dick bigger.” Final panel shows one of the genies looking over a man with lightning bolts behind them as he says “baby! I never said you were my first otherworldly all powerful being!”
Crude comic of a large breasted genie wearing vague hints of a bikini and speaking to a red faced man. “Like what you see?”. He gives a double thumbs up, touches his face and replies “actually this is just sunburn, but i am blushing underneath.”
Crude comic of a man viewed through a curvy purple arch. “Miss genie, you’re trying to seduce me… aren’t you? It would be easier to tell if you had legs” as the final panel shows a genie contorting herself to try and make her smoke tail look like a shapely leg.
Crude comic of a man speaking to a genie. “Dangit i was gonna wish to meet my dream girl, too. I wish you were released from your lamp!” “I kinda liked the cuffs” “you uhh- you wanna grab a coffee?”
Crude comic of a man rubbing a lamp, saying “i wish my cock was bigger” before the genie even finishes talking. The genie grants his wish with a click of her fingers. He dejectedly says “i wish i’d waited a little longer so that didn’t seem so desperate” and she clicks her fingers again.
Promo image of answer in progress bookmarks, no longer available for sale. The back tracks your reading habits with a bubble to fill in every day you picked up the book. The front records title, author, start and finish dates, notes and a star rating out of five plus room for a reread later. Example photo shows moby dick as a DNF with note "this book is my moby dick i think? Idk Lol"
Blue sketch of elf having a little nap
Crude drawings of diana taking selfies in various poses, prominently featuring her in pastel pink crocs. Also a majima blanket that she posted.
Crude comic of a nurse entering the waiting room calling for patients. She is wearing a ridiculous oversized Christmas present costume for mr smith and miss nguyen while she has sombrely changed back to regular scrubs other than red and green eye shadow when she calls for mr bimini. Finally panel shows him leaving pinching his brow and carrying paper labelled “results” while the nurse has gotten back into costume and is excitedly calling for “mrs joooones”
Crude comic of a woman wearing a sexy daphne outfit in a bedroom, slowly getting more and more into her investigator role until the final panel shows her drinking and peeking out the curtains with a revolver while a man handcuffed to the bed in corny bandit’s mask and black and white striped shirt has long since fallen asleep.
Crude comic showing a muscular man flexing in a mirror only take to take of his glasses in disappointment revealing he is much weedier and in front of a wall of different glasses. A pleasant woman in professional optometrist garb hands him a different pair and he leaves happily, now seeing her with bigger boobs, sexier hair, longer lashes, a skimpier outfit and love hearts floating above her head as she watches him leave.
Crudely drawn three panel comic showing a disheveled woman collecting a takeout bag at her front door in sweat pants, slamming the door in the delivery man’s face when he tries to take photo confirming the delivery and then searching for him after she has fixed her hair and changed into flattering activewear. Text reads Jucika meet at door bill bimini and his Pal Pusztai
Crude comic of a boxer getting distracted by a ring girl, getting knocked out and then appearing on a youtube window dressed like andrew tate, bruised and smoking a cigar while he rants into a podcaster mic under a no girls banner. Text reads “woman. Gay or icky?” “#1 trending in self help and philosophy” “900,413 views.” “! This video contains”
Fantasy comic where all the races have monstrous male forms and sexy humanoid female forms but the trope is flipped to argue humans are the perverts because our males look so similar to our females causing the monstrous races to attack us
Jigsaw from saw speaks while the main character of whatsleftcomics from whatsleftcomics wakes up chained to the floor, looks bored and then takes a set of pliers off panel. “Would you like to play a game? Your need for immediate gratification has led you to a life of webcomics and other poor decisions. Using only these hand tools, you will need to construct- jesus! What the fuck are you doing?”
Crude comic of OP in their outfit after training their cat to poop in a “shitbot 9000” litterbox only for the cat to subsequently poop in similarly shaped washing machine, toilet bowl and a ship’s porthole. Text reads “nice to have on less worry in my life” “oh no!” “Oh no!” “Oh no!”