Long Sam Sluggington

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🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus* 🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore. 🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals 🧙‍♂️he/him

soused sassy singer stewart
the Blue Pool, where the river flows from underground
Sahale Falls, McKenzie River
Upper McKenzie River
Clear Lake seen from the McKenzie River Trail, looking north
a view of Clear Lake from the McKenzie River Trail #3507. the lake, which is the source of wild and scenic McKenzie, is spring-fed,which results in spectacularly clear blue waters
SHREK 5: time to kill someone
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT OH LORD OH LORD
Adult male. American Robin Turdus migratorius from the audobon app
three or four poor souls awaiting rescue atop a capsized vessel
Tillamook Head trailhead, Elmer Feldenheimer State Natural Area, Seaside, Oregon. a short footbridge leads to a trail entering a dense coastal forest
The Cherokee name for the mountain is Kuwahi (JGA) or Kuwohi (JOA), translating to 'mulberry place! ''||12! According to a Cherokee myth recorded by ethnologist James Mooney in the late 19th century, the mountain was the home of the White Bear, the great chief of all bears, and the location of one of the bears' council houses. The enchanted lake of Ataga'hi ("Gall Place"), the waters of which could cure wounded bears, was believed by the Cherokee to be located somewhere between Kuwohi and the headwaters of the Oconaluftee River to the east. 13] In 1789, an act passed by the North Carolina legislature ceded what is now Tennessee to the federal government. This act fixed a portion of the boundary between the two along the crest of the "Great Iron or Smoky Mountains," which would have included the mountain later known as Clingmans Dome. 14] The mountain was dubbed "Smoky Dome" by American settlers moving in from other areas.
Keith Jackson, ABC Sports
post hole digger with grip! ooh gotta have that GRIP
bobby higginson 1996 baseball card (detroit tigers) he is holding a sheet of paper upon which his name has been scrawled, like he and his buddies are playing "cops and robbers" and he's getting his mugshot. i don't know if my memories are clear and i'm certainly not going to check, but i think he was the tigers' token all-star a couple seasons, and i remember him as "the best" player on some teams that were straight garbage. and look at him. gross, right? what you see are the awful vibes that were always coming off him. do i even have to tell you he was from philly?
its name is Kuwohi
a symbol representing my brave declaration of condiment preference: a raving legislator is forcibly removed from the floor
hair removal vanes (sing it to the tune of "love removal machine" by the cult)
audibook cover THIS VAST ENTERPRISE Craig Fehrman
mist rises from the dark green forest above the slate gray waters of Lost Lake
LONG SAM slugs, not drugs! but also, drugs gi joe style
a beetle scurries under a scrub pine on the church rock trail near gallup NM
Church Rock trailhead, with CR looming in the distance
another roadside placard in PDNP, this one titled "the funky worm." it was father's day. i know the joke sucks but i do not care
an educational roadside sign with the headline "Get Lost" the painted desert in petrified forest national park
scenes from Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.
Blue Mesa area of Petrified Forest NP; an asphalt footpath leads through a valley of remarkably stratified hills
sunrise at church rock, seen from the pyramid rock trail
red rock museum welcome sign
pyramid rock
a half-smoked bowl in a sand-colored glass pipe in the foreground, an eighth of new mexico's finest cannabis (idk, it's fine, nothing special) behind it, all atop the black-and-white faux tile table on my sister-in-law's back patio in Gallup
the nyt athletic app headline: "Updates as Messi and Argentina get set to face Argentina in Kansas City
inflatable kiddie pool under a shade umbrella in a beaverton backyard on a very hot and sunny day
108°F in beaver town and 105k on the mill
sahalie falls absolutely gushing a dynamic waterfall in sunny willamette natl forest, oregon
"tigers threaten but do not score" a la star trek title card
two shy but curious deer checking me out on the Storey Burn trail in Tillamook SF, Ore. the trail is a narrow dirt path through dense forest of ferns, rhododendrons, bigleaf maples, and douglas firs. the trunk of a doug fir occupies the right side of the frame in the foreground, with the two cute little deer somewhat obscured by foliage
two-volume pop history of 20th-century USA, "The Glory and the Dream," David Halberstam
Timothy Lake in the foreground, with snowy stratovolcano Mt Hood presiding in the background; dense forest of douglas firs crowds the shores of the lake and a small sailboat is visible in the distance
a sticker on a bollard on an urban trail in beaverton, oregon LOL it is a russian orthodox (??? i think??? idk don't @ me) priest burning a portrait of Lenin and it is funny to me
long sam sluggington in japanese parliament, struggling to mutter "vernors tastes awful" into a microphone while 15 other members of parliament attempt to restrain him, but his take is too strong, too CORRECT, and he cannot be silenced
the detroit tigers are 23-29 vs the los angeles angels of anaheim california since 2017
star trek title card "tigers threaten but do not score"
sid BREAM safe at home braves are NL champs 1992
STAY ON TARGET similation of targeting screen from luke's xwing fighter in star wars
tippi hedren in her hitchcock era, so pretty
watching celtic-hearts on youtube but you don't get to see the middle of the screen, curses
the hand-to-chin "curious/suspectful" emoji but it has three hands on the chin
mlb gameday reporting the bottom of the first DET @ KC describing bobby witt jr's inside-the-parker witout including kerry carpenter's (unofficial) error
male model in rad pink jumpsuit with teal, orange, and yellow accents
long sam have it your fucked-up way rock over london rock over chicago THE WORD IS GETTING AROUND
the summit of Mt Hood above Zig Zag Falls
a woodpecker on a small tree amid ferns and forest in western oregon
professor john frink!
GAMEDAY APRIL 20,2026 8:10 AM PDT
Mt Hood (11,240' elev.) seen from Gales Creek Trail (~2000' elev) in Tillamook State Forest, Oregon, about 84 miles away
Mt Hood seen from west side regional trail, beaverton
western edge's alarming report about a death in a local amazon warehouse