Billy Z

@billyz.fightins.online

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sci-fi enjoyer, baseball fan, 90s rememberer, cat man. Go Phillies!

damn it. Frick. Shit. blergh. Game's over, oh brother.
Spider-Man with a hand on his chin, thinking. Next to him is Miles Morales in Spider-Man jammies making the same pose.
Alec Bohm looking into the camera. The caption reads "Mayhem".
First post reads: what am I supposed to do without a TdF (Tour De France) this morning? Second post reads: the best cure for a Tour De France Hommes hangover is knowing that Tour De France Femmes is just 5 days away.
New Line Cinema logo
John Carpenter announces release dates for "They Live" sequels "They Laugh" and "They Love."
I don't know why you're laughing, THE DOW is UNDER 50 THOUSAND.
Since baseball time is measured only in outs, all you have to do is succeed utterly; keep hitting, keep the rally alive, and you have defeated time. You remain forever young. Sitting in the stands, we sense this, if only dimly. The players below us—Mays, DiMaggio, Ruth, Snodgrass—swim and blur in memory, the ball floats over to Terry Turner, and the end of this game may never come. Roger Angell, The Summer Game.
The Philly Phanatic.
Headline: It's officially on: Dune: Part 3 and Avengers: Doomsday are coming out on the exact same day.
Dungeons and Dragons Player's handbook next to a copy of Pheasant Tail Simplicity.
AI slop ass picture that's supposed to be a hand of a technician working on a heat pump, but the fingers are sprouting all over the place. It looks like absolute shit.
Phi at Tor scorebug that shows Rogers facing Moore.
The Epstein Files have smashed Jimmy Fallon's spaghetti sauce dreams.
Animated The Maxx wearing his headdress in the Outback, next to the Jungle Queen.
Bob Bitchin shows off his newsletter open rate in an AI generated image in which he has three hands.
A sponsored post by Mug Root Beer showing table full of mug root beer products, a mug root beer tshirt, and brown corduroy pants. The caption reads: "Wearing brown pants in case it happens again."
A 1993 Dodge Neon. An absolute jellybean.
Gritty, dressed as Santa, being lowered to the ice on a cable, while a bunch of sparkly ladies dance in a circle.
Downtown Philadelphia through a dirty window.
Bryce Harper: EBOO is a procedure in which 1/3 of your blood is drawn from your body, passed through a filtration and ozonation device, and then returned to your bloodstream. Circulates your blood outside your body. Exposes the blood to ozone (O2) and will oxygenate or filter...
Cot for choice, the ultimate campaign slogan. Phillies.
Introducing Throne One: the first wearable for your toilet. Written by Scott Hinkle. Meet throne one, the first continuous gut health monitor. Effortless, hands-free insights into digestion, hydration, and urinary flow. It's a camera in your shitter, what could go wrong?
Citizens Bank Park, home of the 1st place Philadelphia Phillies.
Kyle Schwarber's shoes.
Radioactive Walmart Shrimp in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
Jimmy Rollins, with his World Series ring, exudes swag.
Two sock puppets in front of a microphone are selling you Precious Roy's Miracle Dirt.
Enos from Dukes of Hazzard with a big stupid grin on his stupid face.
A screenshot of the MLB.tv ad about MLB going green with the jangly-ass guitar song that plays 1000 times an hour.
Weather forecast. Tuesday high shows 102 degrees.
A totally red guy. Text reads: he's red for an amazing reason. Spoiler alert: The reason he's red is he worked for Verizon for ten years. He's smiling, but there's real pain behind his eyes. Someone please save this man.
Julie Andrews in the sound of music singing to the Von Trap kids.
WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH BISON. Bison can weigh 2500 pounds and can sprint at 30 mph, three times faster than you can run. These animals may appear tame but are wild, unpredictable & dangerous.
Headline: Amazon prepares to test humanoid robots for delivering packages.
The Sickos meme, but the sicko is labeled "ANTS".
Headline: "DHS is considering Reality Show where immigrants compete for citizenship." Quote: "This isn't the Hunger Games for immigrants,' says producer behind the pitch. This producer is 100% pitching 'The Hunger Games for immigrants.
A still of the Three Musketeers from the 1993 movie The Three Musketeers.
A floppy disk labeled "Cowboys Superbowl Pictures".
Shot of the Blue Jays at Orioles game. The Blue Jays are dressed all in blue, the Orioles in head to toe orange.
Krang in his robot suit.
Joey from Friends, hand over eyes, sitting next to Ross, from Friends, hands over ears, looking depressed.
Joey from Friends, hand over eyes, sitting next to Ross on a couch. Ross with his hands over his ears.
The bartender from the Mos Eisley Cantina in Star Wars in the scene where he instructs Luke Skywalker to leave his droids outside.
Paul Skenes sitting at a piano, looking like Robert Gulay. Livvy Dunne is on top of the piano.
Rhys Hoskins in a blue Brewers uniform on a verdant field.
Chase Utley, aka "The Man", in uniform and smoldering at the camera.
The Philly Phanatic pointing emphatically.
The logo of the now defunct Casper Ghosts minor league team. A spooky ghost baseball head.