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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

"ANNE (FRANK) WAS A GREAT GIRL. HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER" - justin bieber
Unscythe, Killer of Kings {U}{B}{B}{R} Legendary Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike. Whenever a creature dealt damage by equipped creature this turn dies, you may exile that card. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Equip {2} Illustrated by Karl Kopinski
Blackmail {B} Sorcery Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card. In addition to killing peasants, punishing subordinates, and raising an army of nightmares, Braids somehow found time for her favorite hobby: petty extortion. Illustrated by Christopher Moeller i cannot begin to do the illustration itself justice
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. meta ai suggests: - Baby-eating restaurants in Denver - Denver's population - Denver's unique food scene - Restaurants that serve babies
I'm on a random diet where only eat raw meat and milk and cooked eggs. I sometimes cheat so don't insult my mom when she cooks for me. Trying to get lean because I'm going on a lake trip with a girl who never used to look twice at me. I could probably just cook it but that's a lot of work and am delusional and have felt immortal for the last 4 months excluding the one time that was held at gunpoint for over an hour in June, I definitely didn't feel immortal then, but that's a story for another time.
r/Kitchenchads a picture of someone eating thin sliced, marinated raw beef with chopsticks. it is flaired "Workout Fuel💪" post text: Got in shape, cleaned up, and took Chinese research chemicals that gave me insane HPPD, but also bizzarly, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen and turned me into God's gift to women. Now I have rejected the one who once rejected me. (Raw Steak from Walmart dipped in salt and fireball.)
screenshot of r/whatisit title: "Was at a concert and this girl was recording with this." image: a beautiful woman in theater seats recording on a nintendo ds caption: "The quality was terrible idk why she was even doing it. Made me laugh so hard. But not exactly sure what it is. Looks like a nintendo DS? But didn't know those had cameras."
cream shrimping on the bed, showing off her pork belly and beans
Time of Heroes 1W Enchantment (Uncommon, ROE) Each creature you control with a level counter on it gets +2/+2. Flavor text: "No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something." Illustrated by Kekai Kotaki. The card image is of a ragtag group of warriors of a mix of fantasy races standing on a grassy hill, seen from behind and backlit. They are pointing, as if to charge, at the massive eldritch entity in the distance known as Emrakul.
a peracetic acid titration kit
cream, on her back/side on an ottoman between two couches, looking quite content having her belly rubbed by @binpwife and i at the same time
cookie praying at the empty altar of the font
This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
a freshly poured allagash tripel and a shor of underberg from allagash brewery
mental development diagnostic guidelines from the 1920s. in ascending order (and these are depicted by cartoon people on literal stairs): - idiot (mentally 4yo or under) - low grade imbecile (4-5yo) - medium imbecile (6-8yo) - high grade imbecile (8-10yo) - moron (10-12yo)
big binky and the banana boys dot jpeg from incredible comic artist beetlemoses
carr accident scene, at a light. there is a damaged car where you'd expect. there is an intact motorcycle where you would not expect: hooked over the traffic light pole, next to a sign that says "mall entrance"
the now-removed act 3 beta boss 'doormaker' in his third goatse mode (plus a cheeky edit)
alcoholic wario fanart posted to newgrounds by user huddybunz. he's got on a beater and a yankees beanie, clearly stoned, and is holding a beer bottle straight out in front of him
6. Baruch lgal Hatanian, 39, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.; 7. Yisroel Horowitz, 50, of Hollywood, Fla.; 8. God lzraelov, 46, of Israel; 9. David Moradi, 35, of Brooklyn, New York; 10. Nicolo Nourafchan, 43, of Los Angeles, Calif.;
cream aurafarming on the outdoor table in the sun
Meat man Today at the diner
bootleg arcade table with some choice names like "gun dealer", "guzzler", and "hangly-man"
hints of sun-dappled cream peek out from under the matte grey curtain. a gangly tail, a fat grey thigh, and a pink nose ensconced in white
cropped tweet: Clavicular met a couple of transgender women who kept telling him they were the original looksmaxxers and that he's copying them. "You know that Trans women are like the OG looksmaxxers, I do the peptides, i'm on reta... You're copying us"
screencap of a youtube comment @pokexchespin01 2302 •10d ago >driving my car >genie light comes up >wish for unlimited wishes >car explodes i shouldn't have tried to trick the genie
uconn vs msu shot chart. msu is chaotic, with many long missed 2s up the key and a lopsided array of 3s. uconn is tight under the basket and around the perimeter, with only two shots outside the paint and clearly defined shooting pockets
cream posed with green flowers, a green decorative bird in a suit, a corned beef and cabbage sandwich with roasted corn and potatoes and the aforementioned green beer
a bottle and shot of midori next to a glass and a can of counterweight's headway ipa
r/whatisit post "something on a menu in vietnam" it's seasoned goat penis
midori and a tribus benji ipa
r/shittyfoodporn "I made a meat cake for my friend's birthday. It tasted like dog food." the image is sliced meats molded into a cake form, with a slice taken out. it is iced with a white substance (likely mayo) and sprinkled with bacon bits and breadcrumbs. a single flesh-toned candle sits atop
gyoza in a cloudy tomato chili broth
smithers afraid of strippers
steven crowder + his role as 'the brain' on arthur
from the dipshit himself on twitter: l'm very happy that Don Lemon was arrested but there is one extremely important caveat now that it's been done: He HAS to be convicted and sent to prison for an extended length of time. If he is not convicted or not seriously punished then this whole thing is an unequivocal win for him. It makes him a martyr and ten times more famous with no significant consequence. Lemon was totally irrelevant prior to this. Nobody watched his show or even knew that he was still alive. Now he's relevant again. He'll almost certainly get another job in cable news on the heels of this. The only way to make this a win for the good guys is to punish him severely. Make the reward of fame and martyrdom not worth the cost. If you won't do that then you never should have arrested him.
voidmage prodigy. it was designed by kai budde and the art is in his likeness
sheWasFearless.jpeg
donald trump holding nicki minaj's hand
youtube video titled "Moaning Black Bear" which depicts someone's amateur recording of a black bear making typical noises. the creator's video description reads, "Moaning black bear, looks angry and dangerous, seems to like this big tree. Now thanks to corrupt cops that think a person should allow ATV riders to run you over on your own property, now I have no guns for protection. If this bear wants to eat me, it's his choice."
Geosmin is also implicated in the migratory patterns of eels, where its higher concentration in freshwater systems guides the fish from the ocean into estuaries and rivers.[18] Geosmin is also likely involved in raccoon predation of turtle nests, where burrowing disturbs the soil and ejects the chemical and other volatile indicators into the air.[19]
a tulip glass of kasteel cuvée
r/relationship_advice u/Weak-Expression1204 My(M41) wife (F41) has been in prison for last 2 years and is getting out Monday. So my wife is getting out Monday. And wanna make it special something that she'll remember. We've been together for 15 years. We have two kids a five year old son anda six year old daughter. Just need some ideas on how to make a memorable moment. What would suggest to knock her off her feet? Or what kind of things would you want if it was you in her position. I am picking her up 2.5 hours away from where we live at 8am, kids will be in school. My six year old daughter has already come up with setting up a table with a homemade cake baked by her as well as cards and pictures that we, my son daughter and have made her.
sausage, apple and cheese butter grits
it's a word search, if you're blind don't worry about it
cruella deville posed up like erika kirk in 10 years
Lemurs in Madagascar Face an Unexpected Killer - The New York Times
my grey tuxedo idiot pawing for a packet of diablo sauce while yawning. it looks like she is trying to snap the packet out of the air
capital is t mfs when immigrant
avocado with the vein
a santa and snowman ornament, both in a woodcut 6-point star
my tux cat cookie in a nintendo switch case
a brand-new pair of homefield sweatpants with the sad husky of '59 emblazoned on the side
the airport waiting area bench. the snowcapped alps are visible through the large glass wall on the opposite end.
ottakringer helles
an enthusiastically emptied bottle of kasteel cuveé
8' tall mannequin in a suit of armor surrounded by seven 4-5' tall mannequins in armor
view of innsbruck from the top of a fuckoff-tall mountain
"original estragon senf" at a SPAR in austria
a bottle of stiegl grapefruit radler and a mini babybel cheese wheel on a fold-down train tray