Papers Please Hazard

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Morituri Nolumus Mori. A wizard of the old magiks, wielder of the sacred cables.

A still image of a masked Ukrainian soldier in the field captioned with his quote, "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid."
The Tallest, from Invader Zim. They're they're the leaders of Zim's people because they're the tallest.
The box cover art of Fallout 3
A picture of the Team America World Police puppets loaded for bear and standing 5 abreast on a street with sandy colored buildings.
John Candy from the "Moose out front shoulda told ya" scene of National Lampoon's Vacation
A poster for "Candle Cove". A creepypasta about a TV show
A poster for the TV show "Space above and Beyond"
The movie poster for the 1958 film "The Blob"
The scene is a very grungy space station. It looks like everything is cacked with tetnus. Everything is rusty and broken, a large conduit of cables is poking through the floor in the background. An armored figured in shiny red armor with a gun on their back watches closely as an NPC stands blithely on top of a trash fire.
Big red laser thingee shooting into the target asteroid. There's tendrils of glowy radiating out over the rock face from the impact point.
First person view of an industrial looking scifi console with two screens showing completed objectives, basically.
A video game spaceship approaching an asteroid base. There's a greenish haze and there's a ring surrounding a smaller (but still large) rock. The ship is an 890 Jump, a sleek capital ship intended to be a luxury yacht.
An armored figure running through sand in daylight. Steps are left behind them and there's a shadow on the sand next to them.
Two characters in a video game are wearing very jury rigged, trashy space suit armor. Both have helmets which look like they're built into cattle skulls with long horns. One of the characters has christmas lights strung on and between the horns on their helmet. They're inside of the hold of a spaceship, with ladders and doors at various points around the room. There's a sleek space bike parked behind them floating in the air, view is from the rear so we see the tail end.
POV looking out from inside of a cargo bay of a ship landed on a planet. There's a small vannish looking vehicle in the background, just outside of the cargo bay, pointed in.
An armored figure sitting on a chair in an airport waiting area, essentially. The armor is shiny steel looking, and helmet is also metal with a gold crest and a chainmail looking mouth area with dangling armor plates. It looks something like a cross between norse and samurai.
A view from a mountain the in Appalachians in summer, on a clear day with a blue sky and few clouds. The Shenandoah River is down below, in the middle of the picture
Jack Kirby concept art for the Lord of Light. It's trippy, brightly colored sci-fi/fantasy stuff, with giant very Kirby-esque figures.
The door gunner from Full Metal Jacket who says, "Easy, you just don't lead them so much"
A one page comic with no dialogue about a person in a gas mask in a post apocalypse taking a can of food from an abandoned store and leaving a single dollar with Trump's face on it on the counter when they leave.
A Star Trek the Animated Series title card with the title This is gonna be some trippy ass shit. And at the bottom, written by a guy on too much acid
A cover from a DP7 comic from Marvel's New Universe.
A picture of Lupita Nyong'o
An ASCII game originally written in basic, with green text on a black background. It's the ancient Star Trek ASCII game.
The same e-reader described in the previous post with the home screen menu visible. It's also stuck to the back of a phone case, fitting comfortably on the back under the camera bump.
A close-up of a hand holding a tiny screened device by the fingertips. It's an e-ink screen comprising most of the front of the device. A black and white image fills the small screen, the Sickos meme of a cartoon Katie Tightpussy on the other side of a window exclaiming "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"
The Spiderman talking to Sauron meme, but with spiderman saying with bone spurs like that he could win the Vietnam war, and Sauron replying that he doesn't want to win the Vietnam war, he wants to be best friends with Epstein.
Bill O'Reilly you can't explain that meme, with "Money flows in, policy comes out. You can't explain that" as the text.
Maximilian from the Disney sci-fi movie, The Black Hole.
Astronaur Victor Glover captain of the Artemis II crew, in a professional portrait photo with his family. And their pup!
The good place "Jason figured it out meme" but with Josh Barro's name instead of Jason.
The Hero of the South from Frieren. This character has precognition, and knows that he will be die fighting the Demon King's 7 Henchmen. But he does so anyway so he can defeat three of them, including the hench-demon with his own power of precognition, so that the future party of heroes will be able to succeed. Without his sacrifice the victory over evil would not have been possible.
The DLSS5 off/on meme, with a headshot of Weird Al for "off" and Dwayne Johnson's headshot from the Moana live action for "on"
A screenshot of @muellershewrote.com being blocked, rather than being the blocker.
The "That's a penis" meme but instead saying "That's a Popeye"
Randal from Clerks 2 saying, "it's ok I'm bringing it back"
A picture of our shithead, eugenicist health secretary - RFK Jr.
A gif of George Lucas saying, "It's like poetry, it rhymes."
The screenshot of Homer Simpson telling Bart "the worst so far" but no text.
An Agents of Shield car, with the big SHIELD logo - for the super secret organization - prominently on the door.
The Grapist from WKUK
An ancient funny from the old interwebs about a guy trying to pay a bill with a funky drawing of a happy spider.
Weird looking hamsters from an old Quiznos ad with superimposed large human mouths and googly eyes over their faces.
The "not this one, that one" meme with Geordi LaForge from Star Trek TNG and the top image is the Melania movie poster and the bottom image is the Section 31 poster. Only both Geordi's are saying no to both posters in this alteration of the format.
A tiny cute vintage car on a Japanese street with a piece of luggage on the trunk which looks like it came with the car
Smiling Naruto giving a thumbs up with the caption "believe it"
A screenshotted tweet which says "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion" by @notabigjerk
The poster for the movie Timecop, lol
A meme in the form of a two panel comic. First panel a simply drawn person in a suit and tie is looking forward, center panel, with a blank stare and slightly down-tilted mouth. Second panel is half the figure on the side of the panel as they walk out of frame saying "Jesus fuckin' Christ..."
Sean Connery in Zardoz standing shirtless at a reflective table.
The creature from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy that's been bred to want to be eaten
A large red tank connected to a long pipe on a flatbed trailer, pointed with the pipe end tilted up a little. The tank has "Pumpkin Cannon" in large yellow letters on the side.
The Dean from Community, a still from the scene where he says "This better not awaken something in me"
A magic the gathering style card of the Butlerian Jihad from dune
Screenshot of a Plex mobile device notification saying, "Strike while the film is fresh Rate and review Superman before you start doom scrolling"
The Greatest American Hero
Fell for it again award.