Skye Wolfer

@biolard.bsky.social

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8th level spidermancer. bug pic aficionado. ska enjoyer. she/it genderslop

shadow the hedgehog holding a bottle of extra strength tylenol with the caption "come and take it"
the theorist jace beleren but wearing a gold ring in each instance of him pulling spacetime open goatse-style
the SCC Dusk Wing from Lancer, a six armed mech frame with wispy scraps of cloth hanging off its limbs and waist and a long barreled pistol in one of its hands
a blonde woman with a ponytail wearing a brown leather jacket over a striped shirt and ripped jeans covered in straps and holding a spear/flag/lightning rod. she is standing next to a gryphon carrying a metal arm in its beak
Spiders-Man, an alternate universe spider-man where he's actually a sentient spider hive mind in the shape of a spider-man, seen in this image as a man-shaped writhing mass of legs with a spider-man mask on
birdsrightsactivist saying "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?“
spunbob dude... fuck, yes.
Kathleen De Vere loading ready run saying "shutting up is free"
an edit of the "Repost to delay Silksong" meme featuring plushies of the hollow knight and silk song protags, now with the album art for the new Streetlight album plastered over it and the word "Silksong" crossed out and replaced with "Streetlight Manifesto The Place Behind the Stars"
upside down mega malamar looking like the smuggest piece of shit to ever exist
the same hornworm, now in an empty caramel corn container with a bunch of tomato leaves for it to peruse
a lynx spider(?) with a juvenile stink bug in its grasp
tomato hornworm curling up on a leaf stalk, prominent red spike trailing off its butt
no, dont
angry cinnamon toast crunch square asks what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this
super crunchy 4chan screencap where the only piece that's even still comprehensible through the artifacting is daffy duck making an inscrutable expression that perfectly encapsulates how I feel about this information you've given me
alex yiikman from hit indie game yiik doing a scream, presumably at the concept of children
Maddening Imp {2}{B} Creature — Imp Flying {T}: Non-Wall creatures the active player controls attack this turn if able. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy each of those creatures that didn't attack this turn. Activate only during an opponent's turn and only before combat. 1/1
Billy Hickman from season 2 of Gundam Thunderbolt, sitting outside their mech smoking a cigarette and saying how big Earth is while Koi wa Daremo Inai plays
the box for Wyrmspan, an alternate version of Wingspan that features dragons instead of birds
Kathleen LRR telling you that shutting up is free
ronald donald just about mcfucking had it
bill s preston from the Bill and Ted movies
blond child in team yippee shirt says yippee!!
john leguizamo being the hottest man alive as tybalt in romeo+juliet
rhythm heaven frowning orb thing
spiderman crying about his radioactive jizz giving Mary Jane cancer but the text is edited to be about filling her with plague ridden rat semen. panel 1: OH GOD, I'M SORRY! THE DOCTORS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAPPENED! HOW YOU HAD BEEN POISONED WITH hantavirus ! HOW YOUR BODY SLOWLY BECAME RIDDLED WITH plague panel 2: I DID. I WAS...I AM FILLED WITH RA T BLOOD. panel 3: AND NOT JUST BLOOD. EVERY FLUID. TOUCHING ME... LOVING ME...
a pic of the stem of a summer squash plant. thick leaf stems just off a central stalk which has split in half from the weight of the plant. about a half dozen smaller stalks extend from the mass, tipped with either closed flowers or early squash formation. also there are a bunch of weeds I haven't bothered pulling
stick figure guy with a [REDACTED] thought bubble
dark souls 2 screenshot of the gank trio: Ancient Soldier Varg (in full Havels armor and a dragon tooth), Cerah the Old Explorer (light armor with a mask and a bow), and the Afflicted Graverobber (knights armor with a curved sword)
yellow triangle with gears behind a screen and the words CAUTION You are only ever as safe as I want you to be
overalls cat looking over a snowbank da fuck they doin ova der
comic strip of a conversation between a light haired and a dark haired person who are both shoveling snow. dark hair: I want a hot drink. light hair: I want to pee. light hair: we share a common interest. dark hair: no, we do not.
a screenshot of Titanium Court where a salesman is trying to sell you an eg- sorry, a football. the caption reads "Eggs? What eggs? I've only got footballs here!"
Jack Black mind craft but he's saying I am Sleve
How I defeated Fascism With the Power of Love by Luigi Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
head saying "omg congrats that's so cool" but thinking "when is it my turn to be happy"
jimmy's nuthin pizza meme except its listing all that shit brian just said in his post
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker {4}{B} Legendary Creature — Spirit Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step if Shirei is still on the battlefield. 2/2
Spikeshot Goblin {2}{R} Creature — Goblin Shaman {R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target. The path of a goblin shaman is a journey through a thousand ways of hurting people. 1/2
NANCY: I wonder if there's a single place in the whole world that's never had a story. I bet not. I just about guarantee you there's no places like that in America. Every little square of it, every place you stomp your foot, that's where something happened. Something wild, maybe something nobody knows about, but something. You can fall out of the sky and right into some forgotten storybook. NANCY: You run and run and run and you keep turning pages and none of them are empty. They're all full of stories. There's nowhere left to write.
a Lancer shitpost featuring the Apex Renegades Co Sobek, a biomechanical frame that looks like an Eva but with more claws and knives. the caption is cobbled together ransom note style and reads RIPPER JAWS TARGET GRAPPLED??? this weapon is guaranteed to hit 1D6+4 Kinetic damage ARMOR PIERCING IT has been 0 DAYS since Subject 6 ATE an enemy pilot.
sock man yelling I DONT CARE. READ MY HAT. and his hat says NO SEX
a shot from the artemis ii of the rear of the capsule and a thin blue line of the earth's horizon arcing across the background
da moon as seen through a large but thin cloud over the darkened outlines of trees also the lighting is blown out to shit so you can't see the moon moon just a glowing light where the moon would be
yugioh card Silver Fang
ronald donald just about mcfucking had it
quaver unbeatable falling to her knees in tears
screenshot of perfect tides station to station where a mockdonald employee is repeating our order of an Eggs Hooray Wowified with coffee it only costs three eighty nine
the placeholder art for boot sequence slay the spire with the defect in a big wind-up boot
big kitty's pajama shop with a yellow and purple striped set of pj's selected just labeled "WAAAH"
Alex street fighter saying "legally it's questionable, morally it's disgusting, personally I like it"
street fighter Alex saying "legally it's questionable, morally it's disgusting, personally I like it"
senator armstrong from revengeance shirtless showing off the massive veins converting on his chest above his heart. he's jacked as fuck
a cat in overalls up on its hind legs wondering "da fuck they doin ova der"
Stranger Tides screenshot showing Mara trading a copy of ROT Magazine for Mikhail Bakunin's God and the State
Perfect Tides Station to Station screencap where Mara is looking real smug towards her boss and saying "And I got the idea straight from the library itself. From the works of Peter Kropotnik."
screenshot of Perfect Tides Station to Station where most of the screen is filled with a textbox reading: "Anarchism owes its origin to the constructive, creative activity of the people, by which all institutions of communal life were developed in the past, and to a protest — a revolt against the external force which had thrust itself upon these institutions; the aim of this protest being to give new scope to the creative activity of the people, that it might work out the necessary institutions with fresh vigor."
white guy pointing at self confused, like "me?"
heropon riki