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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Honey, we are ALL doomed by the narrative. It's no that serious. Have some fun with it."
An image of Shepard with Garrus and Wrex in an elevator on the Citadel. The text reads, "'You're quiet', I am gatekeeping my personality from you".
An image of Alistair in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "Guy who hears about any career and says 'oh, like Barbie'."
An image of the Suicide Mission in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Scientists have discovered sugar in the middle of the Milky Way."
An image of Niftu Cal in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "ancient god (self-diagnosed)".
An image of Miranda in mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Of course I have a praise kink, I was ignored as a child."
An image of Solas in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads: "Everyone stop telling me how old you were in 2008, I don't wanna hear that shit. "Some of you should be at the orphanage. "Preschool. I meant preschool."
An image of Tali in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant".
An image of Hawke and Isabela covered in blood in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "[Covered in blood] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it."
An image of FemShep confronting Harkin in Mass Effect. The text reads, "It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground outside."
An image of Dorian in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence. I am not even having a good time".
An image of Grunt in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone."
An image of Sera in Dragon Age: Inquistion. The text reads, "Trying to maintain my swagful whimsy and optimism right now in the face of an anti-whimsy society."
An image of Renegade Shepard in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "everyone should thank me because as bad as I am, I am holding myself back from being much worse."
An image of Hawke with Carver in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "arguing with me is so useless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just trying to piss you off now."
An image of Shepard's nightmares during Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "when you want your brain to stop torturing you but you don't know the safe word".
An image of the Inquisitor at the spa day with Vivienne in Dragon Age: Inquisition's Trespasser DLC. The text reads, "I bring a sort of 'this isn't actually urgent' vibe to the workplace that managers don't like".
An image of Shepard speaking to the Council on the Normandy in Mass Effect. The text reads: "Me: This movie is garbage." "Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting."
An image of Manfred in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "I'm going to jail for excessive cuteness and manslaughter."
An image of Miranda Lawson in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "The feminine urge to be the man my father never was."
An image of Hawke and Isabela in Dragon Age 2. The text reads, '"Maybe the problem is you", oh, the problem is definitely me, next question'.
An image of Wrex and a salarian in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Turn the other cheek? Wrong. Heavy artillery bombardment."
An image of Corypheus holding the orb. The text reads, "If several men are fighting for possession of an important orb you are either reading a high fantasy novel or watching sports."
An image of Samara in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. This is a separate choice, which I've also made."
An image of Lucanis in Dragon Age: The Veilguard with four daggers. The text reads: "Me: I'm into polyarmory" "Her: You mean polyamory, right?" "Me: [with multiple swords] what?"
An image of Priority Thessia in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "my kink is when people admit I was right".
An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I've had enough of men. Feed them all to Jolene if it will keep her sated."
An image of Renegade Shepard. The text reads, "Couple behind me: Baby, look only 3 tickets left for the movie," followed by, "Single me: 3 tickets, please."
An image of Solas in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "Oh, ew. Is that really what I sowed? Eww. Oh my god, I am NOT reaping that."
An image of the Tempest crew in Mass Effect Andromeda watching 'Last of the Legion'. Lexi is saying "Too bad the script wasn't caught in the blast" while the added text reads, "It's anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don't have to pause it."
An image of Isabela in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "if a guy ever spreads a rumour that you had sex with him, don't deny it. Use it. Tell everyone how bad he was, make up weird fetishes, say he moaned his mother's name, destroy him."
An image of Grunt crying in the shower during Mass Effect 3: Citadel. The text reads, "Life hack: Save time by crying about two things at the same time".
An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "I'm a good person. I don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual."
An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "I only seem Confident™ from a distance. Like a mirage. Upon closer inspection you'll see that I am actually just a sentient amalgamation of several different kinds of awkwardness."
An image of Blackwall in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "don't ask chatgpt. I can lie to you for free".
An image of Jack in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "why should I have to 'find a therapist'. Personally I think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind."
An image of Anders in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "He's pathetic. He's a freak. He's blonde. He's a whore. He's hopeless. He's a war criminal. He's a special boy. He's hated by god."
An image of Morinth in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "'there is something wrong with me' would imply there's something right with other people. Which I don't believe".
An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I'm have a hard time regulating my mean thoughts... Please stop being lame idiots guys. :( I want to be a nice person so bad but you guys make it so hard. Perhaps be considerate before being complete fools? Thx. :) "
An image of Peebee in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "No offence but if I die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes then I will legitimately haunt all of you".
An image of a custom Hawke with the Dragon Age II Legacy DLC splash. The text reads, 'When you cancel Ancestry dot com, one of the "why are you cancelling" options is "learned something unsettling".
An image of FemShep and Sam Traynor. The text reads: "Girls turn on other girls way too easily". Followed by: "My gay ass did not read this correctly".
An image of Morrigan. The text reads, "and is his potential in the room with us right now?"
An image of the artefacts in Donovan Hock's vault. The text reads, "I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity."
An image of Manfred. The text reads, "Sorry for acting weird it's just that I mirror people and you were being weird first."
An image of Scott Ryder and the pet pyjak on the Tempest. The text reads, "It's not my circus, but... I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own."
An image of Taash. The text reads, 'I don't identify as "male" or "female", I identify as a warning'.
An image of Anderson punching Udina. The text reads, "I'm so touch starved. Will you please punch me in the face?"
An image of Sera in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "Women in STEM (screaming, toppling the patriarchy, eating the rich, mischief)".
An image of Shepard and Anderson on the Citadel at the end of Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something I did? Indescribable".
An image of a bloodied Solas in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "when I said I wanted to be held, I didn't mean accountable".
An image of Morinth. The text reads, "is she hot or is she just mean to you".
An image of Josephine Montilyet. The text reads, "*makes a mistake* *nearly throws up about it*".
An image of Zaeed surrounded by flames. The text reads, "My arson charges don't define me".
An image of Varric in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text text reads, "remember, the sun will come out tomorrow and shine on a whole new batch of fresh unbelievable horrors".
An image of Grunt in Mass Effect. The text reads, "you can just start calling yourself an Olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything".
An image of Cole in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "awesome behavior dude, seems really natural, do you mind if I mimic it to appear human".
An image of the squadmates in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society."
An image of Emmerich and Rook in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "On a cemetery walk, judging the age gaps on couples' tombstones".
An image of Commander Shepard looking sad. The text reads, "When you made plans when you were in a social mood and now it's time for the plans".