Bipolar Vortex

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Childless Y2K relic. Living in sin with my best friend since 2010—officially common-law servants to the cats. If you don't have to grease the light poles, are you even living? 🌈Schmoopis & 🌈Klein - For Always, Forever #FionaFiFoFum #StinkyBee

Fiona, the beautiful black floof, rests her head on a yellow book. Her lovely green eyes are looking into your soul.
Fiona, the beautiful black floofy cat, lays on the windowsill. She’s backlit and her eyes are wide giving her an almost astonished expression.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, watches intently out the window at the birdies outside. She has her left front leg raised, hovering, in anticipation.
Busy Bee (tortoiseshell/calico kitty) and Fiona (floofy black kitty) are posing together on my desk.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, they’d on her side on the couch. Her front feet are pulled up to her chin and her mostly white belly is showing.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, stands on the back of a gray armchair. She’s sharpening her claws on the upholstery.
Busy Bee’s adorable calico front legs.
Liam, the brown tabby, gives me the stink-eye.
Fitz, the black tuxedo kitty. His face has what looks like a white exclamation mark down his nose.
My cousin-cat, Finn, sitting on top of a dresser. He is a chonky white and brownish-gray tabby. His face is mostly white and it looks like he doesn’t have eyebrows.
Fiona, the black floofy cat, and Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, sit side-by-side in the loaf position.
A black and white picture of Fiona, the majestic black floofy cat. Her light eyes stand out against her dark face.
A picture of Busy Bee laying with her back pressed against my leg while we both nap.
Gorgeous Fiona the black floofy cat. She is sitting pretty and showing off her coat of silky black fur blended with a light brown, wavy undercoat.
Me, holding Fiona the black floof, in my arms. A second before she was laying her head on my shoulder, but at the last second she saw movement out the window.
Fiona, the floofy black cat, sits on my desk chair looking at me expectantly. She is telling me to get up and feed her.
Top down view of Busy Bee’s calico/tortoiseshell noggin. You can see the spray of little white whiskers that are her eyebrows.
Fiona, the floofy black kitty, sleeps on the windowsill. She has her front paws curled up to her neck. Behind her the sun is setting and highlighting her beautiful coat.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, looks sleepily at me. Her white whiskers are fanned out gloriously. Her drowsy eyes are a warm gold-green.
A blurry picture of Fiona, the floofy black kitty, playing with a feather wand.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is curled up against my side and using my hand/arm as a pillow.
My partner reclining on the couch. Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is laying like a baby in his arm. Fiona, the majestic black floof, is stretched out on the other side of a blanket pile.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico cat, sitting in an arm chair. She suddenly recoils with a startled expression.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico cat, sits on the windowsill. She is turned to look at the camera with her usual insane expression. Her eyes are huge and are green/golden.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is grooming her sister, Fiona the black floof, by licking the top of Fiona’s head.
A short video of Busy Bee (calico) and Fiona (black floof) sitting together on a windowsill. They are engaged with looking outside and both of their tails are twitching with either excitement or annoyance.
A colorful birthday collage comparing similar pictures at 7 months old vs 1 year.
Fiona’s back legs and feet. Between each toe is a long tuft of gray/brown hair.
Busy Bee, the adorable tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is ready for her close up.
Fiona, the regal black floofy cat, sits in front of a 2nd story window. She is crowded in amongst various skin care products.
A black and white picture of Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, taking a snooze on her favorite shaggy pillow.
Black, floofy cat, Fiona, lays on her back propped up against a blanket. Her chest and belly are covered in light brown wavy fur.
A dirty white cat at Lowe’s, playing with its food. ☠️
Along a quiet side street, a small cherry tree is in full bloom. Its pink blossoms are very dense and it has one branch stretching directly up as if reaching for the sun. The yards of the row of townhomes are vibrant green and the sky is a cloudless blue expanse.
Fiona, the floofy black kitty, sits in the window. Her beautiful light green eyes are looking upward and her pretty coat is dark with scruffy patches of light brownish gray tufts on her chest, belly, and betwixt her toes.
A picture collage of Fiona, the floofy black kitty, yawning over the last several months.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is giving the stinkeye as she wakes from a solid nap. One of her ears is flipped inside out.
I short video of Fiona the black floofy cat kneading her morning pre-nap biscuits. She is backlit by the bright window and is massaging a green/blue blanket and purring.
A black and white picture of black floof Fiona nomming on the curtain of a bright window.
Fiona, the floofy black kitty, is enjoying some TLC and purring quite contentedly.
A black and white picture of tortoiseshell/calico kitty, Busy Bee. Busy is leaning against the arm of a chair with her leg (arm) outstretched and is looking directly into your soul.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico goblin, sits in an armchair looking very silly with her back leg raised as if she is volunteering for something.
Fiona, the floofy black kitty (who is looking more and more like a Norwegian Forest Cat), lays upside down in the morning light. Her eyes are sage green and her chest and belly fur is a wavy brownish color. You can see the gray tufts of fur between her toes.
Jazzy as a puppy. She is standing on her back legs looking bright with her ears perked up all the way. Her chest is all white but her face is a beautiful abstract mix of blue/gray, white, black, and tan. I’m not sure exactly how old she is here, but it hadn’t been too long since they brought her home. Here she is in my first apartment the first time I puppysat.
Fiona the black floofy kitty and her adopted sister, tortoiseshell/calico cutie, Busy Bee. They sit on the windowsill peering curiously at the camera. Busy Bee is peeking out from behind a curtain.
Floofy black kitty, Fiona, sleeps in an armchair. She is propped up and using the chair arm as a pillow.
A video of Busy Bee backed up against the back of a chair, here ears are back and her tail is twitching. Fiona sits in front of her and prods her leg, trying to instigate fisty-cuffs.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitty, sits with her arms draped over the arm of a chair. Her eyes are wide and her ears are slightly cocked, giving her a maniacal expression.
Busy Bee, the tortoiseshell/calico kitten, balances on the wing of an armchair that is occupied by my nephew.
Floofy black kitty Fiona lazily plays with and chews on a feather toy. Spoiler alert! She rolls around too much and falls off the ottoman at the end. Don’t worry! She landed on her feet.
Schmoopis, the beautiful tortoiseshell cat, lays on my bed looking like the Queen she is. Picture taken March 8, 2025.
A short video of floofy black cat Fiona laying on an ottoman. She was playing right before this, but now she looks tired out.
Busy Bee, the adorable tortoiseshell/calico cat, looks so darn cute! She is sitting on top of an ottoman looking intently past the camera.
Pretty black floof Fiona is laying tangled up with a bright green shopping bag.
Busy Bee, the adorable tortoiseshell/calico, greets the cat sitter (“Yay! Breakfast!”) and the black floofy cat, Fiona is not far behind.
Fiona sits in the window, looking out from a gap in the white linen curtains. The outside is sunny with a blue sky and wispy clouds. Fiona is almost silhouetted, but most of the effect is due to her dark, floofy coat.
Busy Bee, the adorable tortoiseshell/calico kitty, is sound asleep on top of a white bed comforter.
Fiona the floofy beauty sits at the window (a favorite pastime) and screams—I mean yawns.
Fiona, the gorgeous black floofy cat, looks quite majestic in this picture. She is lying on a desktop with a green mat, looking up and to the left in a Olan Mills reminiscent way. Her large, green-yellow eyes are on full display, as are her toe tufts, sprouting from her feet like flowers through dirt.