Stuart Malcolm

@birderstuart.bsky.social

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Birder from Chichester, UK. Love to travel and take middling photos.

Three rednewspaper billboards with headlines about seagulls.
A medium sized brown wader is on a fence post facing right. It has an open red bill and red legs with rings on.
A pink & green moth on a tree trunk.
The author byline from this ridiculous article.
A b&w photo of a stage. Two blond women are on the left, a man with a bass is on the right.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts. In the top one a group of Temu Nazi’s hide their faces like the whiny little bitches they are. Unbelievably the photo from The Onion is the lower one.
A poster says “Club Evening with Justin”. On the letter b is a cream coloured moth.
A screenshot of a question with possible options below. The options are in a random order.
A small butterfly is on a reddish heather. It is pale grey and pale blue underneath with orange at the back of the wings and black spots. It is a Silver-studded Blue.
A screenshot of two separate threads that go remarkably well together.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts.
Billy Wright, never short of headgear.
A sunset sky over some darkened buildings. A white tent is in the bottom left corner. Some fairy lights are at the front.
A screenshot of two comedy posters.
A number of large grey and brown mammals are resting on mud. They are Grey Seals.
A screenshot of an exciting opportunity to buy a glasses chain that this model totally wears in real life.
A screenshot of an advert.
A small brown bird is singing on some branches. It has a pale belly and brown upper parts and its bill is open. It is a Tree Pipit.
An exhausted small bird. It has a yellow belly with a black stripe and a small green insect in its bill.
The world’s fluffiest animal is not amused.
A red parrot with green wings sits on top of a green sign in a shop. In the front are several black & white bird soft toys. On the left is another green sign.
Dick Dastardly
A yellow and black fly that looks like a wasp but isn’t, looks at a reflection of itself.
A screenshot from Only Fools And Horses
3 dark geese are in the bottom left of the frame flying right against a blue sky with wispy cloud.
A large brown spider is on the left. A small blue dragonfly is on the right.
A blue damselfly with auburn wings on a green fern. It is a Beautiful Demoiselle.
The cover of the book ‘Indian Summer’.
A brown mother duck leads 5 yellower ducklings.
A brown Dragonfly with a green head is flying from right to left. The background is water.
A fluffed up small bird, largely grey with brown and black, stares at the camera.
A blue bottle of nonsense with yellow writing.
A screenshot of results from an online quiz.
3 smaller white terns amongst some larger ones.
A yellow ball of fluff with a black bill balanced on one leg with the other leg out to the side. It is standing on a wooden boardwalk.
A screenshot from ebird of a wine coloured bird with a colourful head & bill.
A screenshot of an AI slop advert in the middle of a newspaper article.
In the foreground are white & yellow flowers. In the background is a tall stone church spire.
Melania’s silly hat in the X-Files poster
A red bodied winged insect is resting on a hand.
A graphic of a white house with black solar panels on the roof. A white car is charging in a car port.
A screenshot of some texts.
Matt Goodwin, the early years.
An image of a black screen.
Two Bluesky tweets together.
A singing Nightingale. A reddish brown bird is singing from a twig in scrub.
A screenshot from Star Wars with a gold man, an old man and a man in a dressing gown.
A dark bird with a long decurved bill is flying left against a white background. It is a Glossy Ibis.
A black & white photo of a band on stage. On the left a man plays guitar on a riser. In the middle a women with a microphone crouches in front of a drum kit. On the right a female bassist is a blur of movement.
A male Smew. A white duck, with a black face swims right.
Screenshot of AI BS.
Two green birds are facing right on a blue feeding station. The male on the right has a blue tail, wing patches and forehead patch.
A black bird with red and yellow on his wrist by faces right whilst sat on a black pole. It is snowing.
A dark Martin with a white belly is flying left.
Two wrong ‘uns in front of a poster full of shite.
A small dark bird with a red tail is on top of a wall. In the background is blurred scaffolding. It is a male Black Redstart.
A room in a museum. A reddish moon scene is in the window at the back. In front of it are various figures, candles, crosses and houses.
A screenshot of a text message.
A screen grab of a Bluesky post.
A small white gull faces left on water. It has a black bill and dark smudge on the back of the head. It is a Bonaparte’s Gull.