birdshite stalactite

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2D Illustration: A late-19th-century family are playing a game of tiddlywinks by candlelight. The daughter has accidentally pinged a tiddlywink right into her younger brother's eye. Everyone is panicking as his eyesocket bleeds profusely.
2D illustration: A couple are trying to enjoy a raspberry pavlova in on a boat in the jungle... but a gorilla's jumped out and attacked them - sinking the boat and ripping the man's whole arm off in the process. A crocodile is also lurking on the other side of the boat and the woman is brandishing a dessert fork at it.