biscuit

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he/him. old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls. secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq

Holden Bloodfeast meme (beanytuesday)
a perfectly nice Martin acoustic guitar that someone painted a PATRIOTIC 'MERICAN mural onto
A screenshot of John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. He is holding a boombox over his head. In bold letters across the bottom, a caption reads "FUCK ARMAGEDDON, THIS IS HELL".
A Methodist coloring book. For real.
A panel from a hand-drawn comic. A purple cat is standing up in a crowd, and is partially turned away looking towards a place in the crowd where someone has just said "You could if you weren't a fucking coward"
A photograph of a fluffy gray cat. She is lying on her side facing the camera. Her head is turned so one ear is flattened against the surface she is lying on and she is looking slightly off-camera.
Photo of a fluffy gray cat lying on her back and side in a cat bed. Her eyes are closed and one front paw is curled.
A late 90s photo of Kid Rock. His hair is waxed super high and flat and he looks a little like Macauley Culkin honestly.
A photograph of a man in a red dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, pumping his fists in celebration of an outcome that had been certain
Former Senate GOP leader McConnell discharged from hospital after week-long stay
A quote template for text, with a beaten up doll with a broken eye in the lower left. nothing is written in the center
Skeen from Andor saying "oh, look at that" as a meteor rockets past overhead
A blue plastic sarcophagus belonging to the Micronauts' Pharoid, open, in which reclines a mummy figurine
An orange roadside sign. It reads "SHERRILL'S EAT HERE AND GET GAS BILL AND ANN--OWNERS" and no longer exists
A photo of Cloris Leachman with a large bottle of Clorox superimposed in place of her head. I'm sorry, Ms. Leachman.
The Breeders - Pod Album cover
Too Much Joy - Cereal Killers Album cover
a map of the US above a map of the world overlaid with text: tell me where you are from using only two words
Cat on a skateboard facing away from the camera. The photo is captioned "Bye"
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons, staring straight ahead with his mouth open. Closed captioning reads "(chuckles) i'm in danger"
Don't say "birthing person." Don't say "incarcerated person." Don't say "the unhoused." Don't say "chest feeding." Don't say "centering. Don't say "Latinx." When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
Why hurt people who were just following the law? If you don't like a law, change the law. Don't hurt people who followed the law, even if it was a bad law. This is the way to chaos.
screenshot of my incredibly useful autocorrect. the three options are "didn't," "didst" and "didnt"
Michael Jordan, seated in a chair, hands out as to illustrate a point. Caption text reads, "...and I took that personally"
D. Boon
david crosby liked it and I was not expecting that
Quote tweet from David Crosby, whose op reads: "Does Trump listen to music? If so ...what music? I have a nasty suspicion that he does not At all...... Holy shit" My response: "ironically enough, the only piece of music he likes is the coda of 'suite: judy blue eyes' on infinite repeat, but he remains ignorant of who made it or what it's called"
Indiana state Rep. Victoria Garcia Wilburn, a Democrat whose district includes portions of central Indiana, said she is concerned her state is taking part in “federal missteps” that are destroying people’s lives. She said news of the ICE expansion contradicts the message from Republican lawmakers in the spring session that the state has to do more with less. “Our agriculture industry is in distress right now, and unfortunately, we don’t have the extra means to be supporting this initiative,” she said. “The federal government is really going to need to cover the bill for this.”
Eric Kurtz, 61: “As an Indiana resident and taxpayer, it doesn’t really concern me as long as the federal government pays its full, fair share of the cost that it imposes on Indiana state government and the Department of Correction,” he said. “As an Indiana taxpayer, I don’t want to subsidize the federal government more than what taxes we pay in.”
designed by Hudson Rowan (then 14) for Ulster County, NY sticker contest. it also describes my feelings about the american electoral system
Scene from Andor season 1. Skeen (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), dressed as an Imperial soldier, looks over one shoulder at an early comet on Aldhani and says, "Oh, look at that."
A Monchhichi doll from the 80s. It looks like a stuffed monkey with human-like features
Pam in the US version of The Office. The subtitles read "Please don't throw garbage at me."
closeup of an orange cat's face. his arm is stretched out alongside his head and his eyes are half-open
an orange cat with white markings looks over one shoulder blankly
A photo of a hand wearing a latex glove holding a urine sample. stylized text reads dark and cloudy water, howdy light and clear never fear
stock photo of a woman looking pensive. text: ARE ALBERTANS FOLLOWING YOU?
screenshot of a content label on a post. "1 label has been placed on this content Rude" original skeet: fuck you and the horse you rode in on, third way"
Dream journal att... Georgia satellites Kentucky headhunters The conflagration
headline: Police searching for drive-by suspects subhead: Also, Symposium selects three to 'Seize the Joy'
screencap of Mark Metcalf as the asshole dad in the "we're not gonna take it" video
To meet the increasing need for energy while keeping cost low for Hoosiers, House Bill 1007 would reduce barriers to entry for companies looking to use small modular nuclear reactors to generate energy.
A 2-circle Venn diagram where one circle is labeled "Songwriting" and the other circle is labeled "shitting something large." In the overlap between them is "pain," "strain," and "can't believe that came out of me"
closeup view of "baby nuggets" polymer clay figurines. they are pinkish red worm like figures with tiny human faces. One of them appears to be singing or speaking.
Photo of a gray longhaired cat sitting beside the photographer. She has her head turned to look suspiciously at the camera and her ears are slightly tilted.
the biscuit tornado word of 2025 courtesy of merriam-webster is "juvenile"
A picture of "toasty holiday peanut" m&ms
Photo of a small adult cat, white with dark gray fur on her ears and near her eyes. She has two gray patches on her back and flank. She is staring at the camera. In the background are two computer monitors lit up and near the cat's tail a keyboard is partially visible.
photo of a white cat with gray and black patches on her ears and side lying in a cat bed. her paws are folded demurely in front of her and her ears are slightly cocked and she stares slightly off to camera right
Closeup of an orange cat. His face is partially obscured by the edge of a computer monitor. His chin is visible and two droplets of water are clinging to the fur there.
News site screenshot of the first time Mitch_McConnell.exe stopped responding during a press conference
A middle-aged dork in a red shirt clenches his fists joyously to celebrate winning a race in which he was the sole candidate
An old screenshot of an AI-generated picture. The prompt used was "sniffing glue won't keep families together." The picture itself is of two humanoid figures with several faces and about twenty fingers apiece.
An Etsy search for "werewolf taint keychain." No results were found.
Screenshot of an old MS-DOS app to edit music. The key feature is a grid of 4 columns with blank fields. Notes can be entered in the blank fields in the format of note-octave (C-3, E-4, etc).