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Dan, he/him. Bristol, England

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Photo of a punk gig in a skate park under a motorway
Haaland embracing Bellingham post match
GOLS
Some magic mushrooms
The bloke having a swim in his bin meme
Judge Keith. Look I know it’s not robocop but I really like this Keir I made.
Bumblebee on lavender
Annoyed Homer in bed
troubled genius @daveloach2 American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off:
Fitness notification “You can still do it Close your ring with a 6-minute walk, Daniel.”
My pov from the drumkit onstage
View from the cliffs of Lynton across the Bristol channel
My pov holding a bottle of cider on a sunny beach
View of a beach from a hill with blue skies and wispy clouds
An entire shelf full of Mrs Browns Boys DVDs in a charity shop
Rotten twitch streamer Asmongold retching after drinking a sip of water
Kim Woodburn looking fabulous holding a rainbow feather duster
Parks and Rec “money please” meme
Balatro screenshot showing a rare poly chrome joker (The Order)
Weather app screen showing temp in Bristol of 33°c, feels like 36°c
Screenshot from Elite: Dangerous. My ship is flying away from a space station built inside an asteroid.
Keir Starmer farting about on his lappy - probably playing half life: blue shift or midtown madness 2
Politics UK NEW: Bluesky will be included in the UK's social media ban for under-16s as it is "user to user"
One fried egg on toast, one beans on toast on a plate
IAN BOTHAM’S TEST MATCH spectrum cassette game
Shein men Instagram advert for a t shirt with the phrase: MY YEAST INFECTION LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE AND SMELLS LIKE CANNED TUNA On it
If I Get Circumcised WHERE WILL I KEEP MY SMEGMA Local Humorous T-Shirt 2+ BUSINESS DAYS £5.7313 sold Was: £6.34
DRESS CODE BEYOND THE WOODS IS A TRULY BEAUTIFUL FESTIVAL SETTING, AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRESS UP & BE FREE. WE KINDLY ASK NO BRIGHTLY COLOURED ACTIVE WEAR SETS TO BE WORN AND NO FULL TRACKSUITS, WE ARE IN A MAGICAL WOODLAND, NOT THE GYM. ALSO NO BIG THICK GOLD CHAINS & BRACELETS, IT'S JUST NOT THE LOOK FOR IT. PLAIN JOGGERS, CARGOS, SHORTS, AND TOPS ARE ALL FINE. IF IN DOUBT, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING IT. NO ACTIVE WEAR SETS NO FULL TRACKSUITS NO BIG THICK JEWELLERY SATURDAY 30TH MAY HAZLEWOOD CASTLE, LEEDS
Billboard advert for an audio with in-built WiFi, with an interesting design choice that incorporates WiFi waves into a steering wheel shape with hands on it.
Max Sullivan Since Zack Polanksi has apologized for not paying council tax for 3 years, why is he liking posts like this? (I say apologized, it was a halt-apology, half-excuse) What Stella fails to mention is that Zack, like all other residents of the marina was one of her constituents, and the difficulties of paying council tax whilst of no fixed abode are quite well known But instead of addressing this, Stella chooses to gloat about the misfortunes of her constituents
Threatening letter number 923 from the tv licensing dickheads I am giving the finger to
Starmer in commons, Barry gardiner behind him holding book
Wes Streeting - “about to eat my poor mum out” tweet
Me on the sofa with Al and Luna the cat sleeping on my chest
Beth Rigby face
Results from 2024 showing a +13.5% swing to the greens, who are in second place behind Labour
Richard Tice on a giant screen
Abdi Duale @AbdiDuale_ • 16h Some of us spent the week helping get councillors elected. Some of us chose to have a meltdown on Twitter. X John McTernan @Johnmcternan • 16h TL; DR: We can take Labour into single figures if we stay the course. x.com/AbdiDuale_/ sta... • 42 John McTernan @Johnmcternan • 16h G... Mate, you lit the fuse. Thursday's rout was a direct consequence of your vote to bar Andy Burnham. You gave the Greens a seat, credibility, momentum, voters and now seats and councils. Accepting personal and political responsibility is the least the party can expect of you. • 21 77♥920 1il 62K A Abdi Duale @AbdiDuale_ • 16h S... Presumably, given how terminally online you are, you have seen the results in GM. Almost certain that we would lose a mayoralty by-election. 19 z z I 22K只企 John McTernan @Johnmcternan • 16h G... Your service to the Greens is visible everywhere. Just own it. 6 369 || 14K ~ I
Deli counter with various cottage pie, lasagnes, roast meats, pigs in blankets
Nick, 30 social contract meme, but there’s a big red arrow going from P&O cruises labelled “hantavirus”
John Mann All four are antisemitic. Which is precisely why removing Green Party extremist candidates is necessary.
Labour attacking a Green councillor who was used as drugs mule
Jack Robinson@JackEORobinson - These posts included calling Marina a 'total tw*t - He liked a post calling someone from the Guardian a 'smug sanctimonious c*nt' - He liked a post describing Sophy Ridge as a 'smearing dickhead' More detail: Zack Polanski is Britain's first digital-native party leader From economist.com Jack Robinson @JackEORobinson • 5h Apologies that's 'sneering'
Wet ass outdoor stage at a punk gig
Home office Legislation will be fast tracked in the coming weeks to clamp down on individuals and groups carrying out hostile activity for foreign states. The Home Secretary will be given new powers to ban the activities of state-backed organisations who threaten our national security.
Bloodywood- System of a Brown US tour 2026
TwIldun Just checked the bio. Sleaford Mods fan. Amazing. Left Outside I'm a Sleaford Mods fan too!
Bisexual morpheus Bluesky likes by time of day, separated by marriage breakdown and cocaine habit
THREADS on YouTube Comments @mobiusx8117 • 1 mo ago This movie was filmed when England was still English.
Exploited/Onslaught/Picture Frame Seduction/Rancid gig poster from 1984 at the Trinity in Bristol
FROM THE PRODUCER OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING DAY From the Michael film poster
Still of the colonel from Akira saying “We can't dance to the tune of corrupt politicians and capitalists!”
Forecast net femboy chart, greens are surging