Bitch Hoggle

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The bastard child of 100 maniacs.

Cover of a 1992 Weekly World News featuring a bat child found in cave.
My fluffy ginger cat, Clementine sleeping with her chin on the window sill.
My fluffy ginger car, Clementine sleeping on a pile of things on my couch.
My fluffy ginger cat, Clementine sleeping with just her front half on a folded washcloth.
My fluffy, ginger cat Clementine lounging in a mini cat chair.
A stock photo of a woman wearing a shirt and blouse and roller skates (for some reason), standing with her back to the camera, awkwardly holding a large book in one hand and a "closed" sign in the other.
A horrible AI slop image of a sign reading "clossing eacry" against a farm landscape background.
A compilation of Wikipedia queries about The Neverending Story, including normal questions like "Why did Bastian call her moonchild?" and "What's is the famous line from Neverending Story?" and then, for some reason, the last question is "Why did Larry Ellison's wife leave him?"
Image of a woman in a blouse with a closed caption reading "What is with men?"
A comment on John Prine's Instagram letting us know that the commentor was supposed to have dinner with friends in Pebble Beach but has maybe broken her foot. No other information is given.
The painting depicts a great tragedy unfolding in front of dark, ominous skies. Tenderly painted Ojibwe children, women and men are under attack, some trampled by a red-headed army of usurpers with swords, young and old kneeling next to the dying, in grief and agony. In the foreground a woman has been decapitated, a usurper dangling her head above her lifeless body by the hair. One of the swordsmen holds a banner which lists bounties for “warrior scalps $200; alive $250; women and children $100; alive $150.” On another banner are the phrases “kill ‘em all, big and small,” and “nits make lice,” direct quotes from a man named John Chivington, a Methodist pastor who also served as a colonel in the Civil War.
A blonde woman (actress Dee Wallace) captioned "I saw a ghost 10 years ago."
The Trio - Andrew, Warren and Johnathan.
Screenshot of a healthcare plan with a $426 monthly premium and a $10,600 deductible.