Bitsy Von Muffling

@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social

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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest. I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.

Liverpool Echo headline: Liverpool hotel 'disappointed' by what couple found in bedroom
Ellen's Oscar selfie
Mark Corrigan saying to put one in their fucking goal hole
Ben Affleck, smoking and looking thoroughly pissed off
Screenshit from another batshit Alistair Heath Telegraph article: Britain is heading for an early general election, and I fear Burnham would win A Makerfield triumph for the Manchester mayor could usher in a radical Leftist coalition determined to destroy conservative values
Brian Potter saying "I want to moonwalk son but life's a shithouse"
Leave Britney alone meme with Britney crossed out and replaced with Dom.
Pearlessence anti frizz miracle spray - in pale green metallic pump spray bottle.
Black and white pic of Kenny Rogers with his leg cocked, white shirt with massive lapels.
From email: Applications are now open for Labour Party members who wish to be considered as Labour’s candidate for the forthcoming Parliamentary by-election in Makerfield. The application form is here.
Extract from BBC article on man with a built in nuclear bunker in his basement: "I've never been worried that I will get stuck in there because the locking system is incredibly safe, so that's not a problem, but the sound of silence is piercing."
Headline from Daily Mirror saying Kate doing first foreign trip in over three years.
From The Times: Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton have differing takes in casual date night dress, accompanied by pic of Kim looking glam and Lewis looking casual.
Extract from linked Guardian article: In a piece for the New Statesman, Brown said the former prince regularly used RAF flights, and he was told his response was to ask whether the government seriously believed he should have to travel on commercial flights.
From Evening Standard: M&S chairman blames self-service checkouts for rise in shoplifting
Screenshot from Fitbit app showing 70 steps today
From The I Paper: . I reluctantly dropped the price from £860,000 to £750,000 six months ago
Screenshot from The I Paper showing large detached house
Thread on AskUK sub Reddit titled "is it normal for your boss to delegate work to everyone else and do little work themselves?"
Bbc article: 'I met a boy who wears a stab vest to the barbers'
WhatsApp screenshot showing a friend calling me an absolute psychopath in response to pictures of files which I shared.
Text from BBC news article: On Monday, it was announced Mills had been sacked by the BBC over allegations related to his personal conduct. The BBC has not given any further details over the allegations and it is not clear what, if any, role the police investigation played in his sacking. The BBC has been approached for comment about the police investigation.
Piers Morgan turns 61 today, and in recognition of that milestone, we looked back into the archives for tales from his glory days.
Meme about someone middle-aged going to a gig and thoroughly enjoying it but deep down inside they cannot wait for it to be over
Photo of same, but taken using night sight so it's a bit lighter.
Darkness punctuated by glowing fire sticks? Looks as if they're being held and waved at head height. Next to a lake.
2011 tweet from John Henry (LFC owner) talking about Ngog and Acquilani being the future of LFC and showing he knew nothing about football: "One missing link last year: Acquilani. Put the ball near Ngog and the goal and it's going in. Too much talk of them somewhere else"
Matt Le Tissier trying to look clever while he's doubtless been taken in by another conspiracy theory.
Four examples from the linked story of neighbours saying they didn't see it hear anything
Article from Elle, headlined with: The Princess Of Wales Proves That If You Love A Bag, Buy It In Several Colours It's safe to say she's a fan of this £295 Strathberry style.
4 pics of fashion types at Vicky Becks' latest fashion show and not a smile between them
Leave Britney alone meme with Britney crossed out and replaced with Dom
Post from me to a journo - 28 likes
Liverpool Echo headline: Andy Burnham declares support for Sir Keir Starmer and calls for 'greater unity'
Newcastle keeper lying helplessly on ground as Konate's goal slowly inches past him
Prince William and Princess Kate Took a Secret Honeymoon Trip That "Was Never Discovered or Written About" Until Now, Reveals Royal Author. The couple spent "a blissful few days" in a surprising destination before their trip to the Seychelles.
Brooklyn as a teenager with his mum at Harpers Bazaar awards. His dad probably had better places to be.
Leave Britney alone meme with Britney crossed out and replaced with Dom
Extract from Guardian article: "There is also bewilderment at Liverpool that the tackle went unpunished by the referee, John Brooks, and the video assistant referee, Stuart Attwell"
Cissy and Ada
My Queen. Bet Lynch. Bleach blonde hair in a beehive. Leopard print top. Lots of jewellery. Massive smile.
Jim Royle roaring "Barb, they're singing on Only Connect again"
YT Music recap showing my top 5 listened to songs were: Common People - Pulp The Gambler - Kenny Rogers House of Bamboo - Vogue - Madonna West End Girl - Lily Allen
Alan Partridge shrugging
And finally, a Popbitch appeal. For Christmas, and all. NP writes: “Can your readers help with a Pam Hogg related query? My mum has a great story about sitting on a sofa backstage with Pam and Bobby Gillespie while they ripped the piss out of Belinda Carlisle, who was sat opposite them but who couldn’t say anything back because their Scottish accents were so thick that Belinda was aware she was being mocked but couldn’t really tell why. The problem is she can’t remember what the gig it happened at was. We know for sure that Debbie Harry was there and Squeeze were also playing (my mum was there with their drummer). Any help decoding this would be so appreciated.” Answers to hello@popbitch.com, please.
Google news feed: actor Jack Sheppard, star of Wycliffe, has died aged 85. Accompanied by a picture of Jack P Shepherd who was not the star of Wycliffe and is not 85. Or dead.
Insta post from salon saying free lip filler to anyone who tags their ex and who he cheated with (all for fun)
From Liverpool Echo: Others appear to show Doyle's travels, including to Dubai, and to the Alps for a snowboarding trip. Doyle appears to have used the firm’s Twitter/X account as his own personal page, posting about video game Fortnite and various crypto coins. Doyle followed just 11 accounts, but counted among that number are Reform leader Nigel Farage, former Trump ally and head of DOGE Elon Musk, and self-proclaimed misogynist influencer Andrew Tate. Doyle refers to his stint in the Marines on the account, saying in a reply: “As a former Marine myself, I salute you sir.”
CNBC talking about Victoria Beckham's wellness routine
From Reddit's Compo Face sub: > For about one month this spring, JJ Hollingsworth and Alemayehu Mergia thought they had bought a $1 million home in the Sunset for a mere $25,000. How did they find themselves in this temporarily euphoric state of mind? > The married couple’s sealed bid for 1926 Kirkham St. had been declared the winner at a May auction held by the San Francisco tax collector for properties with years of unpaid property taxes. The two celebrated with friends and told the longtime tenants of the two-unit building just across an alleyway from their 24th Avenue home that they were the new landlords. But before they could collect the first rent check, they realized something wasn’t right. The wake-up call came when the city refunded nearly all of the $8,000 they had paid for the transfer tax. >“That’s when I figured it out: I don’t own this house,” Hollingsworth said. “What do I own?” After checking with a friend who’s a real estate agent, Hollingsworth learned that they had not bought 1924-1926 Kirkham St., a semi-detached rental property with views of the Marin Headlands and the top of the Golden Gate Bridge. They were, in fact, the new owners of an 83-foot-long, 7-foot-wide road called Dirt Alley, complete with views of the two-bedroom, three-bathroom duplex they had hoped to buy.
"Yazz's height is not readily available in search results, though she was a successful singer known for hits like "The Only Way Is Up". The available information focuses on her career achievements rather than personal details like her height."