@bizarreman.bsky.social

@bizarreman.bsky.social

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I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this old before.

Mynd you, moose bites can be pretti nasty.
Bloom County comic strip Opus in front of a TV: TV: And now kids, It's time for "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood!" Mr. Rogers: Hello boys and girls! Welcome to my neighborhood! Won't you be my Neighbor? Mr. Rogers: Good! Okay boys and girls! Let's go to the Magic Kingdom and meet our guests adult for today...Mr. Jones. He's a Tuba Player. Can you say "Tuba Player?" Opus: Tuphlem Grdlphump Mr Rogers: Good!
James Carville
My last protest sign. "Unpaid protestor. I hate him for free"
“We do the walkthrough where you do the introduction and then... The king had no idea who I was. And so I said, ‘I’m on Fox and I have two shows.’ And he goes, ‘Well, they must really love you here.’ “And so we go down, and there’s the queen, and I said, ‘Well, how was the beehive?’ And she goes, ‘It was very good. No one got stung.’ “And then I said, ‘Well, you know, it was Washington D.C., you know, if the bees don’t get you, the guns will.’ “And then this woman just starts pulling me away from them.
Children’s push toy with balls that pop up inside a bubble.
If your parent, grandparent ,or another loved one said things like Trump you would have already: Confiscated their keys Removed all weapons from their home Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker Made arrangements to put them in a care facility 25th amendment NOW!
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like like Trump you would have already: Confiscated their keys Removed all weapons from their home Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker Made arrangements to put them im a care facility 25th amendment NOW!
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like Trump, you would have already: Confiscated their keys Removed all weapons from their home Hired a 7x24 hour caretaker Made steamer menus to put them in a care facility 25th amendment NOW!
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like trump you would have already: Confiscated their keys Removed all weapons from their home Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker Made arrangements to put them in a care facility. 25th amendment NOW!
If your parent, grandparent, or another loved one said things like Trump you would have already: Confidences their keys Removed all weapons from their home Gotta a 7x24 hour caretaker Make arrangements to put them in a care facility. 25th Amendment NOW!
A picture of a large pure white cat sitting on a desk in front of a computer monitor. Staring intently at his human.
Merri, Pippin, and Aragorn from LotR. Pippin asks “Can we have a war?” Aragorn says “You already have a war”. Pippi says “What about Second War?”
The Family Circus is sitting around a table. Daddy says “”All Right—Who is knocking the table”. The children answer “Not Me!”, “Ida Know!”, “Nobody!”
Several football players in a hospital room with a young patient. Seahawks visit Sacred Heart Children's Hospital before heading to Santa Clara, CA: "Their courage and bravery is inspiring, even if we know they have no hope" Evan - Age 10
X Files Mulder and Scully sitting on a couch. Mulder says "I was drugged!"
Reminder: The people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law. The people who killed her were following it.
Maduro didn't kill himself!
Norman Bates and his mothers corpse .
Post from Reddit: In 5 words or less, start a fight without politics. Reply: In five words or fewer.
If you're feeling behind, remember: The average consumer debt is $23,000 67% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck 43% of Americans expect to be in debt over the next 1-5 years 59% of Americans don't have $1,000 saved for an emergency You're doing better than you realize.
A photo of the Louvre with the caption. Dear Louvre Thieves: How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files? America is waiting.
A pen with the words. Write a horror story using only 3 words.
Red, white, and blue eagle inflatable costume.
Packages of pork ribs, pork belly, pork shoulder
Text chain. Johnny has created group BBQ Johnny: BBQ tomorrow at my place Dave: Nice, I can’t wait fo4 a fat steak and a pair of ribs. Johnny: Great. any vegans here? Sara: Yeah, me! Glad you asked. Sara has been removed from the group
Image of a well made bed with the caption "Be The Host with the Most"
Picture of the main CPAC stage with the text "We Are All Domestic Terrorists" displayed on multiple screens.
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling. Says he can't even walk through a deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD.
Panel 1: If you push this button it will begin the investigation of Trump and Epstein. Panel 2: But Clinton Panel 3: Button is pushed multiple times. Panel 4: Button still being pushed. Dude! Stop pushing the button!
Ronald McDonald and Wendy in an embrace
Promo shot from the Netflix series “Is It Cake?” Showing host Mikey DAy cutting into a purse made of cake.
If you push the button you start the investigation into tru,p and Epstein. And Clinton too! Dude, stop pushing the button
The Raft - Maximum Security Prison in the MCU. Underwater Prison
a screenshot of a post dates 6/22/25 at 8:28am EDT where Hegseth is saying the mission in Iran is not about regime change. With a reply from Bizarreman at around the same time saying "Later this afternoon expect his boss to post on social media that this is all about regime change.
A woman holding a sign that says "Read the Red Words"
A protest with a very subtle sign that says "Read the Red words"
No kings protestors
No kings protestors
No kings protestors
No kings protestors
No kings protest
No kings protest
A boxed set of books. "Baby's First Bible".