BJ Emery

@bjemery.com

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TV/Film Editor. Dad of the only and cutest baby that I’ve ever made. Vinyl. Wood. 3D print. Cook.

Michael Fanone post: Lindsey Graham is dead. I will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn't going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell I hope you're in it.
2 shards of glass on my finger. Sharp. Woof.
A young donald trump getting a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his uncle.
Lays potato chip bag says “made with real potatoes”
A illustration with farm animals and the sheep and pig have buttholes drawn in.
Dressed up as coraline and wybie
5 loaves of banana bread
Teac A-3300SR reel to reel
Nathan fielder on a plane.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post saying “my Bluesky drafts are just screenshots”
Photo of a U-Haul truck with a “Seen” tag on it, posted on IG with my post just saying “Legit?”. Seen shows up in the comments and says “NICE !!!!!” With a bunch of thumbs up.
Baby blocks that Stacy using a triangle shape to align them
Text with scammers Scammer: Who is this, please? I have your number Me: Um, who is this? Is there a name attached to my number? Or maybe a text thread? Scammer: I'm luna. Is this Amy? Me: Thank god Luna, I thought I'd lost you! Of course this is Amy, did you change your number? Scammer: Fuck off Amy never believed in God Me: You are keen. This is not Amy but we do have her at an undisclosed location. She asks about you often. If we ever found you or if you are even looking for her.
Huge crowds and a cute baby at the downtown LA no kings rally
Album cover of Quiet Fire by Roberta Flack
War album cover for Galaxy
Spam email but the subject line says “NOT SPAM”
Insanely adorable teeny tiny baby praying mantis
A turntable with a shelf full of records above. The album Abandoned Luncheonette by Daryl Hall and John Oates is displayed on that shelf.
Text message with scammer: Katie, it's Annie. I'm so sorry, I forgot to tell you this is my work cell phone. Not Katie apologize, I must have saved the wrong nu mber when Katie and I exchanged numbers. I hope you won't be mad about the mistake. I'm furious What's this for? I've already apologized to you. I don't think you should come to my birthday party anymore, just send the gift via courier We don't even know each other. Why would I go to your birthday party? I had added you to the invite list when you first texted but by the last text I had changed my mind. Well, even though we started talking because of a misunderstanding, thank you so much for having me. Happy birthday to you. What's your name, if you don't mind asking?
Rainy train tracks in an opening credits scene of a movie. The indelible Rick Ducommun’s name is plastered on the screen.
An editing timeline from avid media composer
Email stating that the company has a mandate to add AI images or video clips to their videos going forward.